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"You can't do this to me!" >head falls off

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

rivet city sure has been stepping up security since the enclave cleared out project purity. "I'm looking for troublemakers, have you seen any?"

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail."...

"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!"

"WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE. I AM A GOD! HOW CAN YOU DEPORT A GOD?"

They try to deport everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Exactly like this. It works because Frank is a mutie saying this to the vault dweller who isn’t a mute.

"My ancestors are smiling at me, Yanqui! Can you say the same?" As much as this might hurt, I believe the USSR actually made that as a 100 round...

"WHATS THE MATTER, HUH? CANT STAND THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?!" *gets shot by the police* "Urgh!"