He'd make a good clown unironically. But then again better not, because you know, kids...
That was me. This thread done wonders to my dental hygiene. I brush my chompers everytime i browse it
Dear God not another one, he looks like an ogre..The Goblin and the Ogre
Sad. But I guess it's my fault for having faith in people.
Wow this dude doesn't even try to hide it. He just straight up says it. He's like a powercrept Raxx.
And you want to know the most surprising thing? I was the first person to mention him on KF, yet he is very similar to cyraxx.
All he needs is his own version of Marty and we'll see a whole new lolcow arc unfold right in front of us.
When sally dies and raxx is forced out by ed, mjcline will take his place.
No, they'll combine forces and team up. They only live about 2 hours away from each other.
Tooth/mouth infection does him in. Doesn't matter if he's on the street or Sally is still alive, sooner or later that infected maw of his will be the end of him.
It is infected. See his latest video where he threatens Willian Gloryhole, his lips are swollen.
Realistically (not the KF standard), he ends up in and out of homeless shelters, spends much of it surviving on the streets being supported by the scraps of the homeless guys who keep him around for sex and to have another body for scams, begging, etc. It'll be a short life of pain and misery and he'll die, probably unnoticed, of his various infections, exacerbated by conditions (however bad his nutrition, hygiene, etc are now, it'll get 10x as bad on the streets and without Sally enforcing a once a month shower, close exposure to other truly filthy people, and the numbing of hard conditions). I don't know if we still do potters fields in 2025 but he ends up in the equivalent. KF will find out months later and people will post "holy shit Raxx is dead" and "lol"
sally will die, raxxo becomes homeless, his scabs become infected, gets gangrene, raxxo fuckin dies. Or sally dies, raxxo becomes homeless, catches some sort of charge for either a sex crime or assault and is constantly in an out of jail
I think the most interesting phase will be immediately after Sally's death when Raxx has to face financial realities before losing his home. I wish I could be there when landlady Karen calls and Chance asks, "I got a hundred dollars from Sally's savings account, how many months of rent does that cover?"
Good stuff. Maybe their dog puked in the house?
