Respuestas al mensaje #148,803

I read this in the PPP Ralph voice. Lmao bro, that’s literally the fucking point of you having a warrant out, it’s so you can be arrested.

He's got cats but no pussy.

"Your honor, I can't fly to Minnesota and be charged because I have cats! Also, I shouldn't be charged because I have a son!" Still a better...

"Judge, you could give my boy the greatest gift of all. Christmas with his Daddy." Are you sure these weren't steel toes?

"Ya hona, ya gotta drop the warrant cause it's really inconvenient for me" What the fuck does Ralph think the judge is gonna say to this? His...

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Holy shit "Please contact me at this fax number in Mexico"... I think I'm dying..... :lol:

Dear comrade Stalin, as you know I'm in Mexico now. I don't plan on traveling to Moscow any time soon. If you could not send any of your agents to...

LOL NO WAY. This whole thing is batshit crazy. "Well it was an act, the coke had in the home was clearly method acting." This clip might get some...

A fax number. Lol, lmao even. I don't know why I find it so funny.