Respuestas al mensaje #45,128

Bruh he already had a pet that didn't need walks and didn't need to be taken outside and yet he managed to take it outside and lose it, cursing it...

Cobes getting a dog would be one of the only reasons I would completely nope out of the Cobraverse tbh

He would breathe weed smoke into its face and feed it fast food.

None, buuut he has mentioned wanting a blue winer miner (weimaraner) multiple times. Even he knows that he's too inept to take care of a dog...

what the fuck are you talking about he would kill the dog.

The dog would be dead within a year, it depends how long it could live off fast food hacks, liquor and weed. Like how some smokers live till 90