Respuestas al mensaje #70,057

Holy shit, John, calm down with the foundation. It’s not supposed to be plaster. And for the love of god, brush the setting powder out of your...

And now you know why John will never point his shiny new 20 gigapixel cameras at himself, because it would be considerably less flattering to his...

"I learned to do makeup" SO THAT WAS A FUCKING LIE LMAO SHOW US IN HD BRIBRI

The natural-sounding way of saying that would be “this lens is seriously heavy.” But then he’d have to wait for someone to ask about it. What the...

This is how we know you're a man John. A woman would have long ago explained that her 'friend' should learn to blend her foundation to her neck...

Oh dear Brianna, I know myself and others made fun of your lip incompetence in this thread but all you needed was some exercises and maybe a...