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Lol they have brackets on their stomach

Hey pal, nice square skin tag. I shall call you Cube Dick. The Minecraft Steve oof pain noises are haunting me now, over this square 'dog. Send help.

First of all the "PIPE" method. Nothing like good marketing. Apparently instead of using a pipe, they've just wrapped a hot pocket with her...

The no-belly button look is freaky. Without it, it makes me think you were grown in a tube rather than being born from a mammalian mother Do they...

IT ERASED THEIR GODDAMN BELLY BUTTON!!!!!! JFC, NEW UNNATURAL BODY TO JOIN THE NIP-LESS TITS!!!!

Well the zippertit scars won't stick out as much if you just embrace the full aesthetic of Patchwork Pooner