Respuestas al mensaje #1

"Hey, yeah, dis how I pay u, rite?"

Surely this meant earbuds/IEMs, right?

I pity the poor bastard that has look inside a stinky batcave to fish a rotting used condom, or a crusty dildo. LOL WUT RIP hasan, press S

But why? Safekeeping?

For anyone curious, this case was a tiny jumping spider that crawled in to molt, which is more adorable than terrifying. Nigga would have left on...

Ah yes, the ol "ham wallet".. a timeless classic.

I was like "What a shocking story!" until this part, then it wasn't surprising at all. "Where's that music coming from?" "Can someone call my...

Do roaches really have enough strength to force themselves into a closed, dry vagina? Vagina ain't sopping when it's not aroused so it takes quite...