Respuestas al mensaje #544

Aikido. Similar to Judo, it's all about playing defense and countering your opponent's moves, which for neckbeards means "HA! All of your attacks...

Krav maga is the Navy SEALs of martial arts in that they both actually exist but anyone claiming them on the Internet is lying.

Kendo, because it makes weebs think sword fighting is still a viable option in the era of drive-by shooting.

One could say ninjutsu, kendo, and aikido since those could appeal to weebs. Then again, iirc, kendo is the only one related to the topic in terms...

Hold your hands sideways and slightly behind yourself and form a sphere with your fingers, as if you're holding an energy ball. Begin roaring...