Respuestas al mensaje #25,087

Step one: be Ethan Ralph. Step two: observe your life.

Looking at the nudes of Meigh.

"gamer face"

Might of already been answered, but I think its when one is such a coomer that they masterbate less out of genuine excitement and lust, and more...

Be absolutely blitzed on everything. Are there even any hot politicians in the US? Last I remember the Internet going crazy over a politician...

That, sir, is not sadness (an emotion which Ralph, as a  junkie sociopath Real Man® is incapable of feeling.). It is, rather, the intense...

Because vivek was on screen but he still kept stroking and tried to tough it out

Because you cannot virtually thumb someone's ass.

It's a deeply sinful and harmful act. Only a fool would be happy doing it.

dude really is dead inside

Ralph was repeatedly and rhythmically testing the integrity of what he perceives, through his pig slits, as rock bottom. The sadness arises from...