Respuestas al mensaje #23,998

The only cobra stories I believe are the ones where he’s really pissed off and ranting/venting like the “I wasn’t staring at her either” rant...

It's 1000% made up but the mental image of Couch Chris and Cobes tagging in to bang a pregnant woman in the back of a van at a gas station is...

i don't even believe the story that he jerked off for a fellow retard, but his stories make great songs

Cobra's saving grace with alcoholism is his retard woman style of drinking by diluting everything with tons of soda, juice, milk, chocolate chip...