Respuestas al mensaje #9,458

I'm converting to Islam after seeing this, thank you.

Are you sure Door #3 isn't just a bloke out on a Stag night?

I choose secret option 4. *Crunches cyanide capsule* Definitely not a cult btw.

Fuck #2 because ugly woman is still a woman. Marry #1 because, while gay, dude appears clean and would probably keep my house clean and make me...