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tfw fupa too fat to 'grip your """penis"""' Congratulations dood, you've mangled your clitoris and look like you have a tumour underneath. 10/10.

Thank you for your service. :semperfidelis: They remind me of a newborn kangaroo. After I’ve squeezed my legs together in an initial spasm of...

Me when the water is too cold.

Lolwut? Is someone manufacturing specialised fleshlight-type toys for Metroids? I mean, that wouldn't surprise me at all, but the best she could...