Respuestas al mensaje #319

Ahaha, this one is great. Chris stretches his flaccid penis like chewing gum and shoves it up his butthole. As proof of how well endowed he is...

Yes, how the hell could you refuse Chris's cock after he's stuffed it up his own ass? Just when you think he can't disgust you any more...:cryblood:

"it was really smelly there." :briefs:

Not that I believe this actually happened, I find it hard to believe that myself and others are missing out on a hideous penis that looks like an...

'And to take a cocky opportunity.' Even after years of familiarity Chris can still make you laugh with his way of speaking

I don't think he followed up on the first paragraph to explain why it wasn't useless or trivial. Did you take him up on his offer to tell other...

"Women are always telling me to go fuck myself, now I can!"

This is probably my favorite Chris email of all time. Thank you for this gift

@LoveYouLongTime - Did you ever explain to Chris that his asscrack shouldn't be really smelly after bathing? I'm wondering if he just rinses off...