Respuestas al mensaje #20,994

Take it out of its tank Get blackout drunk ???? Wake up, no bearded dragon

Killing it by accident while you're in a drunken haze or it just dying by neglect. Then lie that it ran away so you could shift the blame away...

Bold of all of you to assume that he didn't just find it toes-up in its tank one morning and lie to make himself sound more badass/less retarded...