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Please tell me you can claim Kiwi workmens comp for having to measure Ralph's dick to the pixel. If that's not emotionally damaging I dunno what is...

Please consider that Ralph's fingers are likely fatter than yours, which in turns means his dick is shorter than the length you came up with.

I think your calculations are highly optimistic. And if that's 5.48", the girth is...