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Tuesday August 29, 2023
COUPLE TRAVEL TO BANGKOK THAILAND!
Bangkok Travel
Tuesday August 29, 2023
COUPLE TRAVEL TO BANGKOK THAILAND!
Bangkok Travel
-We’re in Thailand!
-Thai means “food” so we’re in the LAND OF FOOD!
-Just kidding.
-Thai means “hot” so we’re in the land of hot.
-Yeah that’s it.
-Also humid,
-I’m a little hot from all the walking around the airport. You know I’m not in the best shape.
-Bitch, you’re not a “little” anything.
-If I gave one iota of a fuck about Chantal, I’d have her climb onto a luggage carrier and hop that bitch right over to First Aid because bitch looks like she’s DYING. I’ve seen her pink and even red, but she’s fucking purple in that airport.
-Nothing a little fried chicken and rice won’t fix.
-Gunt is displeased that she was asked for her passport and boarding pass to buy… water.
-Watching her plop her morbidly obese body into that poor innocent plane seat is horrifying.
Why is she taking this trip… absolutely nothing (so far) has seemed even tolerable.
-Gunt is also displeased that she must travel on a “small” plane. Discrimination and fat phobia goise! SHE FITS JUST FINE thank you very much. Excuse me, WAITRESS! I’d like to order some chicken and rice please!
-It’s only gonna be about an hour, but… waaah.
-Aww. Baby’s first time on a train. How sweet.
-We’re getting a ride to our gate so we don’t miss our next flight.
-Sure Jan.
-RIP golf cart.
-This reminds me; I’ve always been curious how she goes about lying in her videos, to cover up something FAT-related. Do you think she is sitting on the golf cart asking Salad-boy “Babe? What should we pretend is the reason we’re taking a golf cart to our gate? Should I say that our first flight ran late and we need to catch our connecting flight? That sounds believable, right?
-So happy we’re going on our first international trip together!
-ME TOO.
-OKAY IT’S TIME TO GET OFF!
-That’s what she said.
-Yallah!
-I swear to God I’m so sick of that word.
-IT’S GOOD A/C HERE!
-Yeah.
-This is positively stimulating to watch.
-What is it with fatties and the film “Pet Sematary”?
-Salad in VO: AS YOU CAN SEE THIS PLANE IS A LUT LARGERR THAN THE PLEVIOUS ONE BUT MORE SOPHISTICATED AND LUGGUREEOUS. WIFFOUT A DOUBT. AND HERE’S MY FAKE WIFE, CHANTAL WHO IS STUNNINGK AS USUAL.
-Almost immediately they gave us these little snack crackers and cranberry juice. FOOD!
-Flew over India which was pretty cool.
-But still HOT.
-So my meal was some coke with a water, some kind of hamburger steak with delicious gravy, mashed potatoes and a cranberry sauce with a mixed veggie salad and a cheesecake dessert.
-This was Salad-Boy’s meal: chicken, rice and <something> delicious.
-After dinner we had some cookies and nice fresh hot coffee.
-Four hours left. She’s on her second movie.
-Coincidentally and definitely not because Qatar Airlines staff saw her, the middle seat wasn’t taken so they used it to spread out. It’s more spacious and more comfortable for us.
-We could use the middle tray since mine doesn’t come down because of my size…
-LOL FAT.
-But it’s okay the tray was fine and we still got to hold hands most of the flight.
-Our little rule breakers.
-They gave us this breakfast sandwich that had beef and egg in a flaky pastry; salad-boy thought it was really delicious. I actually did think it was pretty savory and tasty as wull.
-Played video monopoly for at least an hour.
-Fun.
-ALMOST THERE BABE.
-Yeah you can’t even see out the window; that’s how humid it is.
-We have to find our luggage. Which conveyor belt is it on? There’s a million.
-The airport is huge.
-And I’m so full.
-They feed you every two hours. You can say no, but it’s hard goise.
-I’m very hot and tired of this whole day of traveling.
-I don’t know any Thai.
-I need to get to the hotel and cold shower, I swear I’m so sweaty and so gross.
-Your words, not mine.
-When you get to Thailand you need to get a SIM card.
-We’re gonna eat a million pounds of Pad Thai while we’re here.
-BITCH. There are hundreds of wonderful Thai dishes that aren’t Pad Thai. Expand those horizons as you expand your vile girth.
-This brainstem. I swear to God.
-I’ve literally never seen skin that color without a major sunburn. This bitch is actively dying, right in front of the whole world.
-I love that for her.
-I was amused at the juxtaposition of the 7-Eleven nestled among the tenements and street vendors, when all of a sudden I happened to notice the “Your Highness” dispensary. Don’t think Gunt didn’t notice it…
-Picked up some halal Thai food here.
-(In Thailand, it’s just called “food” you moron).
-THREE meals. <ahem>
-Chicken satay, spicy sauce, shrimp and rice.
-We’re going to eat, we’re going to rest up, then we’re going to do all of the things.
-Yeah, so we’re fixin’ to get two weeks’ worth of Pad Thai mukbangs in their 20°C hotel room. yaaaay.
-Boye goise.
-Thai means “food” so we’re in the LAND OF FOOD!
-Just kidding.
-Thai means “hot” so we’re in the land of hot.
-Yeah that’s it.
-Also humid,
-I’m a little hot from all the walking around the airport. You know I’m not in the best shape.
-Bitch, you’re not a “little” anything.
-If I gave one iota of a fuck about Chantal, I’d have her climb onto a luggage carrier and hop that bitch right over to First Aid because bitch looks like she’s DYING. I’ve seen her pink and even red, but she’s fucking purple in that airport.
-Nothing a little fried chicken and rice won’t fix.
-Gunt is displeased that she was asked for her passport and boarding pass to buy… water.
-Watching her plop her morbidly obese body into that poor innocent plane seat is horrifying.
Why is she taking this trip… absolutely nothing (so far) has seemed even tolerable.
-Gunt is also displeased that she must travel on a “small” plane. Discrimination and fat phobia goise! SHE FITS JUST FINE thank you very much. Excuse me, WAITRESS! I’d like to order some chicken and rice please!
-It’s only gonna be about an hour, but… waaah.
-Aww. Baby’s first time on a train. How sweet.
-We’re getting a ride to our gate so we don’t miss our next flight.
-Sure Jan.
-RIP golf cart.
-This reminds me; I’ve always been curious how she goes about lying in her videos, to cover up something FAT-related. Do you think she is sitting on the golf cart asking Salad-boy “Babe? What should we pretend is the reason we’re taking a golf cart to our gate? Should I say that our first flight ran late and we need to catch our connecting flight? That sounds believable, right?
-So happy we’re going on our first international trip together!
-ME TOO.
-OKAY IT’S TIME TO GET OFF!
-That’s what she said.
-Yallah!
-I swear to God I’m so sick of that word.
-IT’S GOOD A/C HERE!
-Yeah.
-This is positively stimulating to watch.
-What is it with fatties and the film “Pet Sematary”?
-Salad in VO: AS YOU CAN SEE THIS PLANE IS A LUT LARGERR THAN THE PLEVIOUS ONE BUT MORE SOPHISTICATED AND LUGGUREEOUS. WIFFOUT A DOUBT. AND HERE’S MY FAKE WIFE, CHANTAL WHO IS STUNNINGK AS USUAL.
-Almost immediately they gave us these little snack crackers and cranberry juice. FOOD!
-Flew over India which was pretty cool.
-But still HOT.
-So my meal was some coke with a water, some kind of hamburger steak with delicious gravy, mashed potatoes and a cranberry sauce with a mixed veggie salad and a cheesecake dessert.
-This was Salad-Boy’s meal: chicken, rice and <something> delicious.
-After dinner we had some cookies and nice fresh hot coffee.
-Four hours left. She’s on her second movie.
-Coincidentally and definitely not because Qatar Airlines staff saw her, the middle seat wasn’t taken so they used it to spread out. It’s more spacious and more comfortable for us.
-We could use the middle tray since mine doesn’t come down because of my size…
-LOL FAT.
-But it’s okay the tray was fine and we still got to hold hands most of the flight.
-Our little rule breakers.
-They gave us this breakfast sandwich that had beef and egg in a flaky pastry; salad-boy thought it was really delicious. I actually did think it was pretty savory and tasty as wull.
-Played video monopoly for at least an hour.
-Fun.
-ALMOST THERE BABE.
-Yeah you can’t even see out the window; that’s how humid it is.
-We have to find our luggage. Which conveyor belt is it on? There’s a million.
-The airport is huge.
-And I’m so full.
-They feed you every two hours. You can say no, but it’s hard goise.
-I’m very hot and tired of this whole day of traveling.
-I don’t know any Thai.
-I need to get to the hotel and cold shower, I swear I’m so sweaty and so gross.
-Your words, not mine.
-When you get to Thailand you need to get a SIM card.
-We’re gonna eat a million pounds of Pad Thai while we’re here.
-BITCH. There are hundreds of wonderful Thai dishes that aren’t Pad Thai. Expand those horizons as you expand your vile girth.
-This brainstem. I swear to God.
-I’ve literally never seen skin that color without a major sunburn. This bitch is actively dying, right in front of the whole world.
-I love that for her.
-I was amused at the juxtaposition of the 7-Eleven nestled among the tenements and street vendors, when all of a sudden I happened to notice the “Your Highness” dispensary. Don’t think Gunt didn’t notice it…
-Picked up some halal Thai food here.
-(In Thailand, it’s just called “food” you moron).
-THREE meals. <ahem>
-Chicken satay, spicy sauce, shrimp and rice.
-We’re going to eat, we’re going to rest up, then we’re going to do all of the things.
-Yeah, so we’re fixin’ to get two weeks’ worth of Pad Thai mukbangs in their 20°C hotel room. yaaaay.
-Boye goise.
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