Respuestas al mensaje #4,144

Bet Lazerpig and Animarchy History are malding that this Pultler supporter lives (for now lol, he still gotta jump the fence)

Why don't his Project Mayhem disciples rescue him from Zelenskyiyiyiy? Just glue toothpicks in locks, and they won't dare cross him.

Political asylum? He doesn't hold Ukrainian citizenship, on what grounds is going to do that? He's an American citizen, is he not?

Shouldn't he be posting this after he escapes from Ukraine though? If he's a wanted man this might not be a good idea.

For some reason the prison torture story, the extortion and especially this Great Escape youtube video series are not even slightly believable to...

>He announces his movement >He isn't actually sneaking out, he's going through regular checkpoints

HOW?! How did Frumpy Snake over here escape? I would have expected holols to play kick the panchito with his head! Whenever you think Tim Pool...

Russia should definitely hire him, my internal source in moscow is telling me he is going to be Prigozhin's personal gimp.

I'd have been more convinced of his death if he was updating us on every step of the journey like Reddit Volunteer squads did before being bombed...

Why he doesn't try to escape dressed as a woman? like all ukrainians trying to avoid the military mobilization.