Respuestas al mensaje #596

In the past Chris has caused a lot of trouble in all sorts of places. There is a list on the CWCki with all the places that Chris has been banned...

Chris COULD do shopping. He just wouldn't want to buy the essentials. Why do you think he bought from Salvation Army? Save his tugboat to buy...

Nah, hanging around his local mall and buying stuff is what he’s spent most of his life doing, right now stores will likely be happy to put up...

He did normal things all the time without incident. We don’t report on all the times he didn’t act like a blithering idiot. It’s been speculated...

Pissing money away on a whim is a cornerstone of what makes Chris Chris. The four tenants of Chrisliness are as thus.... Horny. Pissing away...