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You don't get gifts on someone else's birthday, ya dingus.

Ralph would just sell Rozy's gifts for drug and booze money.

Isn't this a bit in South Park where Cartman's mom gives him a gift for every gift Stan gets at his birthday because otherwise he throws a...

this nigger's melonhead grows every time I see a clip. I don't mean it figuratively I mean it literally. His head is physical huge and it's...

He also commented that the gifts "aren't very Ralphamale" and that he deserves to get a gift too because... reasons.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1636093528601247747

He's an honest to God nigger. The fun should come from you seeing your child's first birthday and the joy of her growing into the world. You're...

Literally

he literally said "ralphagifts" lmao when i was a kid i was friends with a guy whose little brother would get a gift on his older brother's...

But unironically

It's literally the "equal attention cake" bit from Family Guy. Ralph is such an absolute manchild that he cannot comprehend not being the center...

Have you seen how excited good fathers get for their kids first word,walking, birthday party. It's so fucking sad, that kid deserves any kid...