Respuestas al mensaje #25,191

he would have been obsessed with monkeys and thus have eaten more bananas which would have increased the amount of times he shit himself due to...

I think if anything he would try to self-insert himself as Diddy Kong being a more adult version of Donkey Kong, but he would even be more of a...

He would become OrsonZedd

He would create poorly drawn comics featuring Pika Kong, the electric ape Pokémon. Later after much bullying and trolling, he would run over that...