Respuestas al mensaje #14,960

My god, that has to be like trying to push one of those marshmallow cable things into a DVD player. I always thought 'thumbing in a slacky' was...

This I may buy. After all, theirs lacks the spongy muscle which makes a penis properly flaccid (so they can't even enjoy the impotent pleasures of...

Gives new meaning to “hot dog down a hallway”.

Obviously. "Lots of lube" because she's dry as a bone from the thought of cramming a necrotic arm flap inside her. "Only missionary" because if...