Respuestas al mensaje #17,801

SaidNoOneEver

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Translation: "I increased the GoFundMe goal again and really need to hit it or I get nothing" This happened in Canada.
kludge

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Haha I cant take him seriously with that double chin moving up and down with every word spoken
Lolidaki

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

"the people harassing me spend hours cross-referencing bedsheets" lying again, Lucas? Really funny that HorseGirl is being made out as some...
Roak

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Lucas if you keep telling the swatter to try and get you killed you are actually going to die
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Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Man violently on fire attempts to douse flames with gasoline.
Octavia

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Haha what a real grifter! I gotta admit, I'm quickly coming around to respect Lucas as much as I do Anita Sarkeesian; they've both got the perfect...
DarkHeart

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Sooooo... on July 31st Sgt So and So called Lucas to inform him of a swatting attempt in Toronto but it was the wrong address and then August 5th...
SBG

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

God I'm having trouble watching the whole thing, makes me laugh too much that someone feels so intimidated over pizzas and the police seriously...
Fat Gay Riker

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Those two fatasses ate all of that pizza in two days. Who's gonna be found first, Ralph or Keffals?
GwynLordOfDrip

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Keffals, buddy, pal, you’re not making things better. For one, if you were concerned, you’d stop posting online for like a minute to “lay low”...
Brutality

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

You'd think Lucas would choose a better camera angle for this video. That double chin combined with his AGP voice makes me gag.
Retink

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Why does he specifically mention that the elderly man was Italian? Kind of a weird thing to just throw out there. And why does he blame the...
5t3n0g0ph3r

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

This idiot still believes @Near Throwaway killed himself in 2021. To all lurkers, @Near Throwaway aka Byuu aka David Kirk Ginder did not kill...
Muppetstudios

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

I remember when Keffals first got this thread I wasn't sure he was a real lolcow...... How wrong I was this is now one of the funniest threads
Yankee Shogun

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Is it over kiwibros? Will the tranny hordes finally overrun our walls and destroy the site? What will we possibly do to destroy their immaculate...
B'owl

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

"Lucas has managed to not dox his new AirBNB for 0 days, 3 hours, 49 minutes, and 11 seconds"
who dare wins?

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

what an interesting video keffals, your little gay fatwa has done not much at all. Gotten some money, got media attention, gotten lolcow to all...
D

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Bitch we just wanted to feed you pizza since getting swatted is kind of sucky. Like next time we'll just send you dildos so u can go fuck...
Odogaron_big_red_dog

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Thats a bold, original strategy. Lets see how that works out for them.
BiggerChungus

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

I lost it at "five different pizza companies." Semper fucking fi. Lucas, you absolutely get what you deserve you pedo freak.
TitchBitties

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Holy shit I have not laughed that hard in a while. The scary pizzas, the obvious begging for gibs, the niggerfaggot Canadian police that are...
WonderWino

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

I've been the target of an intense harassment campaign You mean like the harassment campaigns you engage in to ratio people you don't like or...
Nasty Habits

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

LOLOLOL "the pizzas weren't the problem, obviously" Luke, we know you ate those pizzas despite all the whining, you fat fuck :story:
karz

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Covid19AteMyPeen

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

“The pizzas aren’t the problem” I’d imagine with those chins Lucas would feel that way
doomlad

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

How many years has he been on HRT? Actually starting to look almost like a very ugly woman.
Astro Galactic Megalul

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while Lamenting about "deadnaming pizza" as if world is ending, hilarious
PaladinBoo

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

LMAO! His voice cracks and his true man voice can be heard! This is great! I needed that belly laugh. This week MATI episode is going to be great...
Failure_Personified

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

I am a little disappointed that y’all could find someone based on bed sheets but the “swatting” attempt on the old man was easily avoidable. So...
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Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Hello fellow officers, I would like to inform you that all feds can suck my balls.
Pill Cosby

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Lol just put pictures of JK Rowling on the registration form.
IHateTheFrench

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

"The police are monitoring my kiwi farms thread". Hello police
PuniPuniFag

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

This dumb faggot has been on the internet for how long? And he doesn't know the rule of thumb which is don't eviscerate the farms? Jesus I can't...
Thorgrim Grudgebearer

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

You can just tell how hard he's trying to keep a voice as high pitched as possible, it's like reverse voice fry for americans where instead of...
Aria

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

So basically he's gonna grift and grift and do nothing with his legal threats like marzgurl.
lolcow yoghurt

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

He secretly enjoys it. He likes the attention from le evil k*wifarms dot com. He likes your memes guys, you wouldn't stand in front of a literal...
curbside

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

The attempt here Lucas made to go viral with his video has flopped. 43k views in 15 hours is paltry for such a desperate attempt.
RazorBackBacon

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

20+ years of normies on the internet and they still haven't figured out the Streisand Effect. Enjoy that attention, you fucking freak.
Bluewhalechampion

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

FUCKING KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MAN IS EVEN TALKING LIKE A UN AMBASSADOR ADDRESSING TERRORIST!!!!!! EDIT-WHY U GUYS CALL ME AUTISTIC!
pikachudidnothingwrong

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Thank god he's taking the threat so seriously and trying to disengage from the whole situation responsibly.... OH WAIT! Just in case lurking...
Gourmet Race

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Ah shit, I've read like over 20 pages and they still keep coming. I have shit to do, so I'm going to have to halt my ride. I appreciate the milk...
Neil

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Can this fucking retard stop asking people to try and kill him? I swear it's intentional. He wants people to keep fucking with him so he stays in...
SüßerSchwadron

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

At 8:53: "We need as many people as possible to know who THEY are." I am starting to believing that this man might be mentally challanged.
The Final Troondown

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

The pizzas were not the problem, it was the autists re-enacting die hard on my hotel with nerf guns and sonichu medallions
PHILLIP BANKS

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

this is so hilarious, i recently joined kiwi farms as he has blocked me after i asked weather he made bootleg hormones for kids. He sounds...
PointOfNoReturnPoint

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

Sent pizza with my deadname. OH FUCK I do not know what to do with myself. My sides are in orbit.
Stupid Fucking Gaijin

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

4:01 I'm also using a greenscreen so no one- Why even make a facecam video, now anybody can make a shitpost out of you with chroma key :stress:
F

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

I am a little confused. In the video, it is stated the people who have been harassing me 0:18 spent hours cross-referencing the bed...
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