Respuestas al mensaje #662

At the courthouse. The chimneys just billowed out white smoke and a black dove was released from the main balcony. I think a decision has been...

My uncle is on the grand jury and he told me they’re just skipping the trial and going straight to the execution. The jury is pulling lots for who...

Sounds that you need to go to Starbucks less often

I have to call you out as a liar. Slight powerlevel: I own and operate a shop in Orange, Virginia that sells exclusively comedically large axes...

I don't know what to believe anymore, but I think we can settle this. Which one works for Nintendo?

I just had sex with a woman and she told me not to worry about her husband because he’s busy with jury duty for the Chris Chan trial. Small world.

Oh yeah well my sister’s ex-husband’s cousin’s pet goldfish is on the jury… but unfortunately he can’t hear much due to the filter in his tank...