DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Father]

Here's a few of my favorites:

"This is what happens when you let the Jews do whatever they want"

"I. TOLD YOU. TO BUY. THE FIGURE. WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEE?"

"They say that you're a gay boi and that we're gonna make love to each other tonight"

"Now I'm away from that annoying fucking bitch of a kid who I would've fucking slapped in real life if they talked to me like that"

"THE ILLEGAL RESTREAMER RECEIVES ILLEGAL POSITIVE CONTRIBUTIONS THAT HE SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN BECAUSE HE'S RESTREAMING ILLEGAL STOLEN CONTENT!"

"Alright nigger, it's time!"

Classic quote, engrave it and mount it asap.

 

[Fapcop]

Don't forget that this is the same idiot who would upload at a minimum of 30 to a max of 50 videos per day and spam youtube with pure garbage. This is also the same moron when trying to react to his own videos(the same type of videos he deemed "garbage" by the way)he couldn't even watch it. Even if till this day if he refuses to admit it Phil knows why he did what he did....solely for profit. So every time he calls his playthroughs "meaningful content" I get a good laugh out of that...

I think DSP got the hoarding gene pretty bad, which is why he has uploaded decades worth of unwatchable trash to poor Youtube.

(Wouldn’t it take like a year to watch his entire kahntent catalogue? Or more? Insanity!)

Now fortunately for DSP, as his house tours show, he’s also one of the better functioning hoarders: You see an autistically ordered kitchen, bathroom and living room... And then entire rooms packed with shit and “memorabilia” he bought once to flex and “stored” away.

If you’ve ever wondered what two people and a cat would do with all the space in DSPs big ass Wahkando, that’s probably because part of it has been set aside for “storage”.

 

[Dickers458]

DSP speaking truth for once! Also a little hypocritical

 

[Info Player Start]

DSP speaking truth for once! Also a little hypocritical

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U7XCAvoMPTo

FATTY FIGHT!!!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

DSP speaking truth for once! Also a little hypocritical

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U7XCAvoMPTo

>how do I get benefit out of that?
if that fat fag agreed to share the revenue generated by the retards with Phil, then Phil would've gladly gone there.
wasn't his last interview with a nobody a paid one with agreed upon questions?
he thinks he is some kind of instathott that has to be paid for showing up... and ofc he can't understand the added value that he will get with this additional exposure (I know it's a negative one, but it's an exporsure)

 

[SauceRyuKen]

If he's gonna play Deathloop, any of the detractor infiltrators tell him that you won't watch unless he allows invasions. That's the one difference between a potentially entertaining playthrough and jank comedy Dishonored mangled by a Pigroach.

Late but fucking hell Kiwifarts. Ya think he came up with that one all on his own? What a big, smart, 40 year old gouty boy! Let's do some more childish insults while we're at it.

PeePee Burnell
DorkSydePhil
AssSydePhil
DarksydePhail
GaysydePhil
GachaGuy
Kat's Kid
Jasper's Buttbuddy
Phil Burnell Wanks Very Well

I legit have trouble coming up with shit this bad. Holy fuck, and he's so proud and giddy about his 90's film bully sick burn. Guy's a complete child. He legit thinks this is a witty moniker that will cut us deep.

Guess we can just let our analysis, systematic debunking of his half baked lies, and general ability to live rent free in his head speak for itself. Just sad to see this was not just the best he could come up with, but he felt the need to repeat it for validation. Phil is actually mentally stunted. Just odd to see this and how he thinks he's very smart.

Edit: Regarding RTU's show, Phil is half right. It doesn't really report him any benefit. Crossovers are only good if it could get you a new audience. Phil isn't trying to grow his business and wants to reject his lolcow status rather than lean into it. All he wants is more whales. Phil is really unique on his whale dependency, most streamers are crowdfunded with the occasional more generous fan.

There really isn't a whaling scheme for streamers that doesn't involve sexual favors at some point. Doesn't help that Phil is ungrateful as fuck and won't even dress as the Space Nazi any more. It's like one of those trade offer received memes: I get 300 bucks daily, you get incessant begging, snorting and demeaning.

Phil stands to gain much more from associating with a thot. Badbunny+Phil on a stream, tips split halfway would milk the dentheads absolutely dry. Thing is, Phil wants to keep his generous dentheads for himself. Supposedly Phil still has a few good years, but honestly ever since Anony's headshot and consequent Twitch Das Boot, Phil has been circling the drain. Either he goes back to being a salt factory, or he fades into eventual obscurity and gets a job at McD's.

Phil doesn't want to be seen as terrible at games, so he just begs while playing games a trained monkey could beat. This is somehow better, except DarkDave+Raw DSP= More people watching than the official channel lately. I don't think he wants to shake things up, just ride this out until it isn't profitable any more. He's clearly beyond the smallest bit of effort, like a greenscreen or a coop stream with Kat.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Circling the drain.mp4

The "I love you guys" gif makes this even better.

 

[Pargon]

every game he plays, it's as if the dialogue is aimed at him and not between the characters, he struggles to seperate himself from the characters

Maybe that’s the reason why he creates an idealized version of himself for every game with a chargen. He could be anybody in those games but who he chooses to be is basically himself only with superior abilities and self-importance.

 

[Fapcop]

If he's gonna play Deathloop, any of the detractor infiltrators tell him that you won't watch unless he allows invasions. That's the one difference between a potentially entertaining playthrough and jank comedy Dishonored mangled by a Pigroach.

Late but fucking hell Kiwifarts. Ya think he came up with that one all on his own? What a big, smart, 40 year old gouty boy! Let's do some more childish insults while we're at it.

PeePee Burnell
DorkSydePhil
AssSydePhil
DarksydePhail
GaysydePhil
GachaGuy
Kat's Kid
Jasper's Buttbuddy
Phil Burnell Wanks Very Well

I legit have trouble coming up with shit this bad. Holy fuck, and he's so proud and giddy about his 90's film bully sick burn. Guy's a complete child. He legit thinks this is a witty moniker that will cut us deep.

Guess we can just let our analysis, systematic debunking of his half baked lies, and general ability to live rent free in his head speak for itself. Just sad to see this was not just the best he could come up with, but he felt the need to repeat it for validation. Phil is actually mentally stunted. Just odd to see this and how he thinks he's very smart.

Edit: Regarding RTU's show, Phil is half right. It doesn't really report him any benefit. Crossovers are only good if it could get you a new audience. Phil isn't trying to grow his business and wants to reject his lolcow status rather than lean into it. All he wants is more whales. Phil is really unique on his whale dependency, most streamers are crowdfunded with the occasional more generous fan.

There really isn't a whaling scheme for streamers that doesn't involve sexual favors at some point. Doesn't help that Phil is ungrateful as fuck and won't even dress as the Space Nazi any more. It's like one of those trade offer received memes: I get 300 bucks daily, you get incessant begging, snorting and demeaning.

Phil stands to gain much more from associating with a thot. Badbunny+Phil on a stream, tips split halfway would milk the dentheads absolutely dry. Thing is, Phil wants to keep his generous dentheads for himself. Supposedly Phil still has a few good years, but honestly ever since Anony's headshot and consequent Twitch Das Boot, Phil has been circling the drain. Either he goes back to being a salt factory, or he fades into eventual obscurity and gets a job at McD's.

Phil doesn't want to be seen as terrible at games, so he just begs while playing games a trained monkey could beat. This is somehow better, except DarkDave+Raw DSP= More people watching than the official channel lately. I don't think he wants to shake things up, just ride this out until it isn't profitable any more. He's clearly beyond the smallest bit of effort, like a greenscreen or a coop stream with Kat.

A weekly badbunny+Phil stream would be equivalent of a Gacha game for dentheads.

Badbunny’s Simps would start tipping whale style to take attention away from the fat loser that’s living out their fantasy.

Phil’s own whales would get a day off and could save their money for Phil’s own “slow” streams.

Split the income 50/50, everyone would win.

The only problem of course would be Phil’s ego refusing to share the limelight.

And 300lb Khat probably wouldn’t like it to see Phil interacting with a woman who isn’t obese.


TLDR: Phil is an idiot and his own biggest troll.

 

[ThatLurker]

Phil out here thinking everyone sits there for minutes at a time pondering what to answer, to stretch an 8-9 hour game into a 13 hour game. Most people playing such games probably don't even take 10 seconds to answer something but with Phil needing to retell everything that led to this choice and what each choice possibly could mean for minutes at a time obviously means that reviewers are wrong and shouldn't scare people away from these great interactive cutscene games!

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Wait, so Kat was at home and upset by something and rather than talking to her, Phil ran back upstairs to text her instead? Then had the audacity to claim that helping his wife was more important to him than his stream? Not to mention his laughing about it and saying "there's nothing I can do anyway".

The epitome of "family man" right there.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Maybe that’s the reason why he creates an idealized version of himself for every game with a chargen. He could be anybody in those games but who he chooses to be is basically himself only with superior abilities and self-importance.

I love how even in games where he makes himself and the game has highly customizable clothing that is purely cosmetic he still makes himself wear the most boring shit imaginable. Look at Jump Force, rather than at least putting on a set of space anime samurai armor or whatever, he played the entire story mode of the game as himself in a black begging t-shirt and jeans. Same for his wrasslin' playthroughs, he just makes himself look like some flabby dude wearing a boring t-shirt and jeans khambo. I imagine if he had his way in every single game he'd even make his Dark Souls character wear a black begging t-shirt and jeans.

 

[Pargon]

I love how even in games where he makes himself and the game has highly customizable clothing that is purely cosmetic he still makes himself wear the most boring shit imaginable. Look at Jump Force, rather than at least putting on a set of space anime samurai armor or whatever, he played the entire story mode of the game as himself in a black begging t-shirt and jeans. Same for his wrasslin' playthroughs, he just makes himself look like some flabby dude wearing a boring t-shirt and jeans khambo. I imagine if he had his way in every single game he'd even make his Dark Souls character wear a black begging t-shirt and jeans.

It’s one of the most fascinating things he does to me. What drives that behavior? Huge ego? Lack of imagination? Laziness?

When I die I will approach God and demand answers.

 

[UaineRunei]

Maybe that’s the reason why he creates an idealized version of himself for every game with a chargen. He could be anybody in those games but who he chooses to be is basically himself only with superior abilities and self-importance.

By the way, has Phil ever created a female character in those games? At least I don't remember it, even when he was thirsty for some 'TITTAYYYS'.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Phil’s “Kiwifarts” has the same autistic energy as Chris-Chan’s “Jerkops”.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Phil Burnell?

More like "Poop Butthole"!

 

[TurdFondler]

The shift to console made sure that games were accessible to even the biggest moron. Stories can't be too complex or nuanced because, well, look at the audience. It's the same crowd that is consistently wooed by Marvel movies.

I think the biggest issue is, like others posted, games try to deliver a cinematic experience and it's fundamentally at odds with the medium.

In my opinion the perfect delivery of a story in a game came from the 1st Half Life. Very little dialogue, lore delivered through in game experiences and an emphasis on showing, not telling.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It’s one of the most fascinating things he does to me. What drives that behavior? Huge ego? Lack of imagination? Laziness?

When I die I will approach God and demand answers.

If I were to sit in my armchair and psychoanalize, it comes from a combination of ego and a complete lack of any creativity that stems from his narcissism. It's telling he finds it fucking mindblowing that in the newest Life is Tumblr game the protagonist can suddenly see people's emotions and feel them as their own and that it's considered a superpower, the game is made specifically for narcissists who think "art" in games is some boring walking simulator written by some shallow failed English literature major, that's why empathy is treated as this unbelievable supernatural concept.

Back to Phil, I don't really think there's anything shameful about making and playing a character that's "yourself" as long as you can also make a character with different motivations and personality from your own and roleplay as them. Phil simply cannot conceive of a character who would do things differently from himself. Even when a main character in a game has an already established personality and identity, it's still impossible for Phil to put himself in their shoes, he doesn't have any empathy. He always thinks "what would I do in this situation?", not "what would this character do in this situation?"

 

[Skim P]

He's clearly beyond the smallest bit of effort, like a greenscreen or a coop stream with Kat.

I'm really curious as to why he won't play any co-op games with Kat even if she doesn't want to be on camera or whatever, playing with her doesn't mean she has to sit in the room with him, she could just stay in her ahffice/actual bedroom. She wouldn't even need to turn her mic on, just knowing that she's in the game with him would be enough to shake things up a little bit (yes, that's how low the bar is for entertainment on DSPGaming)