lint licker - livestream 8/31/2021

I imagine that Wipey had to straddle Amber like a beanbag to give her those hickeys. Also, who above the age of 16 is still into hickeys??
 
when she keeps throwing her head into her neck just that everyone can see those childish hickys i swear she will tear a muscle -.-
urgh, even hicky on her decolltee ...
i thought kids do these things with like 14 or so...
 
Didn't/Can't watch this shit live. Thank you to those that have the intestinal fortitude to do so and report back here.

God's warriors.

Hickeys? Oh fuck me to tears! PL ahoy, negrate me whaddeva dafuck. Me, swarthy young dick swinging stud comes home and walks into the house with baseball bat hickeys on my neck. Dad takes one look at me, sez go out in the glove box of my car and bring me the brown paper bag in there.

Meh, whaddeva dad. Get him the bag, come back in the house. He's like "look in the bag, you know what those are?"

Uhhhh, condoms. "Use them."

Only birds and bees talk I ever had with my old man. (RIP)

Only struck me much later in life -- why in the hell did my father have a box of condoms in his glove compartment?

Some things better left unknown, I guess.

Hickeys. BWAHAHA! Show me a hickey on her clit and I MIGHT believe they had sex.
 
Tune in figuring it would have ended but at 10:00 p.m. Eastern this thing was still going! I'll try to work on a recap later.
 
Maybe this livestream finally made everyone realize that they need to finally let go of the hope that the thumb will wise up eventually and turn on the hambeast. It's clear by now it's not a matter of deprogramming the thumb, or more self esteem. Necky is a plain and simple case of potato genes that has reached its full potential. This is all there is to it. A spineless cuck who can be bought for tens of dollars
 
Hickey or skin infection because she can't hold her arms up long enough to clean herself properly?

Becky looks fat as fuck. Good job getting your health in order after breaking up with the Ham Beast, thumb.

I'm over the new bitch. I'm over the couch bound era. I'm over the lives. This is fucking boring. Though I shouldn't expect anything less because Cuntylynn managed to make the cancer arch boring as fuck too.
 
What’s up with all the deathfat lesbian poly relationships lately? Corissa/Fat Girl Flow is also with a bunch of fat chicks/cucking Jay
They've all become so massive they get caught in each other's gravitational orbit. The world is forming its own solar system of deathfats and Amber's head happens to double as her own moon.
 
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