Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

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Sea Urchin dijo:
Yeah but you see, he's epically owning us and his father and that gosh darn Jersh Moon by proving that his penis is, in fact, working. Every kid he makes is yet another epic win for the Ralphamale, child support be damned. His alcoholism and drug addiction are just more winning. Ralph simply cannot stop winning. You might even say he is addicted to winning itself. When he dies before 50 it will be the ultimate epic victory and all the haters will be blown away by such a display of victory royale.
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Ralphie started using "Childless" as an insult literally days after Xander was announced. Both guntspawns are certainly just going to be trophy children for gunt to brag about to his Ayelawgz
 
Drew Pickles 69 dijo:
I knew this day would come. Pantsu will shit out a homunculus and become the gunts scullery maid. I hope she can make a mean chicken salad sandwich.Ver archivo adjunto 2464262
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it's kind of you to edit her and flatter her, but people deserve to know what she really looks like
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Drew Pickles 69 dijo:
I knew this day would come. Pantsu will shit out a homunculus and become the gunts scullery maid. I hope she can make a mean chicken salad sandwich.Ver archivo adjunto 2464262
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Dear Lord, imagine getting hairline-mogged by your own boyfriend. Poor Guntling is gonna be Norwood 6 before it even learns to walk, regardless of its gender.
 
coping reddit nigger dijo:
Dear Lord, imagine getting hairline-mogged by your own boyfriend. Poor Guntling is gonna be Norwood 6 before it even learns to walk, regardless of its gender.
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Gunt has a type, big foreheads. He loves them. Seriously go back and look at Gunt's choice of partners going back to that one who left him over gamergate. They all have big shiny foreheads. Like a burger in a truck stop trash can he can't resist them.
 
Idk about you guys but unless I see a big gender reveal party and photos shoots of Ralph kissing Pantsu’s gravid belly (and Pantsu kissing the Gunt) I’m going to assume Ralph is as thrilled about bastard #2 as he was about #1.
 
Pantsu is so fucking GREASY! I cannot understate this. You could fry potatoes on her head and the US Army is invading it for oil.
 
MirnaMinkoff dijo:
Idk about you guys but unless I see a big gender reveal party and photos shoots of Ralph kissing Pantsu’s gravid belly (and Pantsu kissing the Gunt) I’m going to assume Ralph is as thrilled about bastard #2 as he was about #1.
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You know what I want?

I just wanna see this broodmare pregnant. That horsehead with a neck swell, fat milkers and cankles.
Then she has to shoot that thing out of her vagina. Is that going to upset her transboi dysphoria?
Wouldn't be super trad to forego any pain meds? Do it the old fashioned way?

With her as a mother and him as a father, I don't imagine it will have a small head.

We will know the answer to one thing though ; May is a mess when she's not fucked up with hormones.
Does Post Partum depression make you more or less of a pedophile?
 
heathercho dijo:
You know what I want?

I just wanna see this broodmare pregnant. That horsehead with a neck swell, fat milkers and cankles.
Then she has to shoot that thing out of her vagina. Is that going to upset her transboi dysphoria?
Wouldn't be super trad to forego any pain meds? Do it the old fashioned way?

With her as a mother and him as a father, I don't imagine it will have a small head.

We will know the answer to one thing though ; May is a mess when she's not fucked up with hormones.
Does Post Partum depression make you more or less of a pedophile?
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Well she has to have a natural vag birth to be a trad wife and a home birth would prove she’s super trad.

She needs to start buying fruit and posting “muh guntling is as big as a plum” photos on FB like a good trad wif…oh..trad single mom? I mean I guess she’s not trad at all until she’s legally married. Right now she’s just trashy baby momma 2. I mean no real, respectable trad lady would get pregnant out of wedlock or live in sin with a unemployed fat drunk.

She better makes sure Ralph makes an honest woman out of her in Vegas, it’s the only way anyone would show up at their wedding and the only way Ralph can be cheap and spend $500 for a trashy wedding.
 
It just goes to show you inceldom is all in the mind, and a sign of pure mental retardation (and if you are an incel, you probably deserve it). If a manlet like Ralph can constantly get his flaccid dick wet and father two kids, what's wrong with the average Kiwi member? You niggas need to up your game.

Hehehehe!
 
You guys always assume what Ralph does is intentional and a way to “own the farms” and dab on the haters… and this is true to someone extent.
this time however, Ralph left some stealth cummies inside Oatsu (not misspelled) she doesn’t let Ralph fuck w/o a condom because she is disgusted by him. So she gets pregnant and Ralph tries to force her to get an abortion. It doesn’t work, she doesn’t want to do it, even threats don’t work this time. (No one believes his threats anymore not even Oatsu)
Ralph has to somehow spin it into a win.
Here we are.
Autists tend to overthink things.
Edit: why would she want the baby? Simple… free room and board for 18+ years and a child to molest
 
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