DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Dread Pirate Retard dijo:
Also 99% of the OIC posts are fucking worthless. They are either wild speculation that borders on the schizophrenic or weapons-grade copium. Please tell me more about how you're totally not mad that Phil hit the vest goal because OIC donated under one of his 12 aliases.
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It may be more tiresome for people on their phone, but they can post their theories......in the thread for him and not clog up this one. Especially if you're on a computer, it's not hard to have several tabs open, one to post about OIC and another to post about Phil's gay ass hat
 
Shirō Ishii dijo:
It may be more tiresome for people on their phone, but they can post their theories......in the thread for him and not clog up this one. Especially if you're on a computer, it's not hard to have several tabs open, one to post about OIC and another to post about Phil's gay ass hat
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Yup, can keep it open right next to the Derich and Jackie threads 👌

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Sugar Puppet dijo:
I think most people are jumping to way too many conclusions about this. At the end of the day Phil is a pretty dumb guy. I don't think he's trying to do some kind of covert operation as some kind of tax loophole. You're right, Kat's a lazy cunt just like Phil and with Phil's attitude he'd never let her buy him games like that.

Phil might actually have his PayPal info tied to her PS4 account though which would explain a lot. I think until around a year ago (Someone probably knows the timeline way better than me) Phil didn't even know about the game sharing feature on PS4. Prior to this he was probably buying games for himself and occasionally buying a second copy of games for Kat while crying poor because he needs to spend money on Kat and spoil her. So basically he probably bought the game on her PS4 account using his PayPal credentials then shared it with himself since he knew about game sharing by this time.
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I can tell you straight up, if anybody thinks he's using "received" gifts as a means of abusing tax loopholes, they are just as dumb as his paypigs. He'd want to buy the stuff himself and claim them as business expenses to get the most of a tax break. If he did claim them as gifts to his business for tax write offs, he'd get shit on, since gifts to individuals aren't tax deductible. He's honestly just stupid and trying to hide his spending so he can continue to keep the image of being a poor man barely making ends meat and he needs those tips to survive.
 
I don't think Phil has the intelligence to do some 4d tax evasions or anything of the sort. He's greedy, lazy pathological liar. The most he'll do is lie about the numbers then drink gin all night worrying about being caught. Kats just a dumb bitch along for the free ride. She doesn't give a single shit about Phil or any of this. A roof over her head, food in her belly and skyrim on her computer monitor is all she needs. Sounds good? *snort*
 
Dread Pirate Retard dijo:
weapons-grade copium
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100% this.

No, it's not funny when that fag makes Phil hit the tips goal. It's boring as shit. Phil as a lolcow is only ever fun to follow when he's desperate. That's why pretty much all of the best sagas in the vortex have to do with Phil going crazy because he's either:

1. Hiding something (WWE Champions, Marriage, etc), or
2. Thinking this is it, he won't be able to be a full-time streamer anymore and will have to find a real job (Bankruptcy, or any saga when tips start drying up, etc).

Whenever his paypigs come in to "save the day", it doesn't amuse me. Sure, I laugh a bit at how retarded a person who throws away their money like that must be, but still, the main attraction here is Phil. And, as previously said, he's just utterly boring when he's comfortable.
 
DZoomer dijo:
No, it's not funny when that fag makes Phil hit the tips goal.
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Everyone gets their kicks in different ways.

Personally, I like it when Phil hits his tips goals because:
A) It means that someone has effectively wiped their arse with and set fire to their wages/welfare (trolls included).
B) Phil has to dance like a silly little monkey upholding his end of the bargain, which, as you can see in his face, he hates.

You need to learn that there's always going to be someone to bail Phil out, so there's no point in getting mad over him receiving money.
 
kamekmagik dijo:
Too bad DSP doesn't like any game more complex than Last Stop, HOI4 with the nazi hat would be great

But... Is COD going back to WW2 anytime soon? DSP being forced to play as Germany in Multiplayer with the hat... 🤔
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He is flying to Argentina next in Microsoft Flight Sim so I really, really, really hope that he hits $150 and (((((military hat)))))) wins again.
 
Nigel of Ukip dijo:
Times like this I wish I was a mod because I would be thread banning for a week. OIC has his own thread, and this board for the past months is 50% DSP and 50% OIC. It's really killing any fun when you have to go over the exact same sperging comments weekly.
Absurd how easily money gets to people. OIC is by far one of the best trolls and I hope he never goes away.
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Flag the posts. It's a lot easier to get them when my eyes aren't glazed over from reading through 10+ new pages.
 
If people are getting legitimately mad that Phil is hitting his tip goals occasionally, maybe you need a break from this autism vortex. We're here to laugh at Phil, when he gets that money it just keeps him going a little longer so we can laugh at him more plus some retard has wasted more money that will only be thrown into the black hole that is Phil's finances.
When he doesn't hit the tips goal, that's also funny because we get to see the piggy squeal and squirm.

Either way, it's funny.
 
DZoomer dijo:
100% this.

No, it's not funny when that fag makes Phil hit the tips goal. It's boring as shit. Phil as a lolcow is only ever fun to follow when he's desperate. That's why pretty much all of the best sagas in the vortex have to do with Phil going crazy because he's either:

1. Hiding something (WWE Champions, Marriage, etc), or
2. Thinking this is it, he won't be able to be a full-time streamer anymore and will have to find a real job (Bankruptcy, or any saga when tips start drying up, etc).

Whenever his paypigs come in to "save the day", it doesn't amuse me. Sure, I laugh a bit at how retarded a person who throws away their money like that must be, but still, the main attraction here is Phil. And, as previously said, he's just utterly boring when he's comfortable.
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I agree with what you're saying. But Phil's whole streams have revolved around who's tipping him or if he's making money and frankly, it's getting boring.

This is the hand we are dealt with now, and it's what retard is giving the other retard money. Phil just refuses to play anything of substance lately. The only amusing part is him trying to act dumb, pretending to not look up a guide, him wearing the gay platinum vest, or him cucking his own retards by wearing a vest/hat for only 10 minutes.

This season sucks. I was hoping Halo would last longer because he can't ragequit and he gets streamsniped.
 
Serf 'n' TERF dijo:
He is flying to Argentina next in Microsoft Flight Sim so I really, really, really hope that he hits $150 and (((((military hat)))))) wins again.
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Not trying to give the idiot ideas but... why not fly somewhere interesting? Area 51. Fly over china looking for death camps. Chernobyl. Pearl Harbour. Argentina has that big religious state on a hill and the rest looks like the shittier parts of Seattle. Zero creativity or ambition.

If he had the mental capacity to learn something, he could fly a commercial sized jet (I typed jew for some reason) under some crazy small bridges or something stuff. Land on one of those stupidly small runways in a Pacific jungle or on the street outside Wings trailer. Instead he's constantly slamming the plane down for it to bounce up again instantly because he's too stupid to move the trim. It's horrible to watch.
 
Lorum Ipsum dijo:
If people are getting legitimately mad that Phil is hitting his tip goals occasionally, maybe you need a break from this autism vortex. We're here to laugh at Phil, when he gets that money it just keeps him going a little longer so we can laugh at him more plus some retard has wasted more money that will only be thrown into the black hole that is Phil's finances.
When he doesn't hit the tips goal, that's also funny because we get to see the piggy squeal and squirm.

Either way, it's funny.
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I think I’m just more amazed that their wallets haven’t imploded like {redacted}’s did
 
Lorum Ipsum dijo:
If people are getting legitimately mad that Phil is hitting his tip goals occasionally, maybe you need a break from this autism vortex. We're here to laugh at Phil, when he gets that money it just keeps him going a little longer so we can laugh at him more plus some retard has wasted more money that will only be thrown into the black hole that is Phil's finances.
When he doesn't hit the tips goal, that's also funny because we get to see the piggy squeal and squirm.

Either way, it's funny.
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Wasn’t paying attention the stream. Distracted by all the AEW dick riding because CM Punk decided to show up in their promotion.
 
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