The Talibans took the Farms too

[Monika H.]

Dear Leader has converted to jihad too, share your thoughts here.

 

[Euler's identity]

 

[Kiras left nipple]

 

[Finder]

ٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرُ,

Finally KF embraces Islam and our prophet Muhammad pbuh.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Peace be upon you my brothers, this is a momentous day. First thing first, we must put the beauty parlor into Burqas lest their feminine wiles lead us to temptation and lust.

 

[NigKid]

Imshalla brothers, hackt eh hands of the thieves, bury thy woman with thy rocks.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Not sure if Islamic Content™ or DRINK!

 

[iloveallah]

Al-Gamerfood got him, RIP

 

[DumbDude42]

it's not "the talibans" you cursed infidel
taliban is plural already, the singular form is talib
ruin upon your family
alhamdulillah

 

[Dona Morte]

I for one accept our brothers.
At least their leaders can string a sentence.

 

[Dyn]

I'm fine with this because there is no God but Allah, but won't this put a real dent in our standing with ISIS? I still talk to a lot of those guys and I really don't want the drama.

 

[A big guy (for you)]

He should make this permanent for UK posters.

 

[Coolio55]

If only old Chris had known about this. He'd have been GUARANTEED a boyfriend free girl!

Oh well, LG: Life's Good

 

[byuu]

Being a self-hating American won't save Null from Jihad.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Welcome to the Islamic Emirates Of Kiwi Farms. I hope to see a paradigm shift happen to those that criticize this site.

 

[draggs]

My thoughts are

ALLAHU ACKBAR
ALLAHU ACKBAR

MAY THE STONES AND TREES CRY OUT, 'OH FAITHFUL, THE JEWS AND POLYTHEISTS ARE SEEKING REFUGE BEHIND US, MUJAHIDEEN COME FORTH AND SLAY THEM INSHALLAH.' MAY THEIR WIVES BE RAPED BY DOGS AND THEIR CHILDREN BROUGHT TO THE ONE TRUE FAITH INSHALLAH

ALLAHU ACKBAR
ALLAHU ACKBAR

HAIL THE AYATOLLAH OF FEEDEROLLAH, NOOL

 

[Neko GF]

First Kabul and now Kiwi Farms. The Taliban are on a roll.

 

[Tism the Return]

Jannies are no longer needed, we operate on Sharia law now.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ

 

[Tiggie_Tiger]

Sand-niggers rule the world.