Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

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Giving a lolicon access to a child? Outstanding move, Ethan! After all this Chris incest stuff, how will Ethan react when it comes out May diddled their child, God forbid? Also, he'll soon be paying to fight the restraining order from Zander, then fighting to legally be baby Zanders' dad, then legal child support affairs, then paying child support for 18 years, while also paying for hospital bills as May gives birth, and paying to support this new child. Can he survive all that on the salary of someone who gets 300 viewers a stream? Find out in the next episode of the Gunt Saga!
 
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I get the feeling that this will all come to an end in about 1-2 years, when May finally shoots Ralph one day, claims he was abusing her and the baby and faces no consequences for killing the Ralphamale. May goes on to be seen as the poor abuse victim while in reality she's the one abusing the child.

On a side note, now that Ralph has two restraining orders against him, that gun that May has at home could really get him in trouble since he is not supposed to have access to guns and his constant threats of violence/death against his multiple targets would make it seem like he is planning to shoot someone.
 
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I get the feeling that this will all come to an end in about 1-2 years, when May finally shoots Ralph one day, claims he was abusing her and the baby and faces no consequences for killing the Ralphamale. May goes on to be seen as the poor abuse victim while in reality she's the one abusing the child.

On a side note, now that Ralph has two restraining orders against him, that gun that May has at home could really get him in trouble since he is not supposed to have access to guns and his constant threats of violence/death against his multiple targets would make it seem like he is planning to shoot someone.
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Is the firearm that May owns at Ralph's apartment? If the weapon isn't in his home or somewhere on his property then no law has been violated. You're allowed to date a felonious piece of shit and still own a gun, and if you're a retarded felon you can date gun owners. There's only trouble when the firearm is in the same home as the person with the felony conviction. If it is in his home, and he's caught with it, Ralph will look at a minimum of 5 years in state prison because of his violent felon status.
 
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Is the firearm that May owns at Ralph's apartment? If the weapon isn't in his home or somewhere on his property then no law has been violated. You're allowed to date a felonious piece of shit and still own a gun, and if you're a retarded felon you can date gun owners. There's only trouble when the firearm is in the same home as the person with the felony conviction. If it is in his home, and he's caught with it, Ralph will look at a minimum of 5 years in state prison because of his violent felon status.
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As far as I'm aware, they took pictures in the front yard. Her trigger discipline left a lot to be desired if I'm remembering correctly.
 
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Is the firearm that May owns at Ralph's apartment? If the weapon isn't in his home or somewhere on his property then no law has been violated. You're allowed to date a felonious piece of shit and still own a gun, and if you're a retarded felon you can date gun owners. There's only trouble when the firearm is in the same home as the person with the felony conviction. If it is in his home, and he's caught with it, Ralph will look at a minimum of 5 years in state prison because of his violent felon status.
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Yes, they live together so yes it is in the home and Ralph has access to it, and she knows he has access to it and he has even hinted about him having access to it so...
 
As someone who maintains a passing interest in cryptozoology, I am curious as to what the offspring of a horse woman and a pig man will look like, and also whether the flesh of such a hybrid animal would be be regarded as edible by anyone besides the French.

In what configuration will the farmyard traits of its parents manifest? I think that the most aesthetically pleasing outcome would be the rotund body of a pig and the head of a horse (with a luxuriant pink mane) which would give the creature the appearance of a prototype anteater. Less satisfying would be the head of a pig, mashed onto the neck of a horse. The worst outcome would be a hog's body set atop a quartet of slender equine legs. That kid would get bullied mercilessly at school.

Will the creature possess hooves or trotters? In the former case, Ralph will have to pay for expensive horseshoes which, after fitting is taken into account, will cost about the same as a high-end pair of non-limited edition, Nike trainers, and require changing every six weeks. It would be in Ralph's interests to befriend a farrier now.

A pig will eat anything. If Ralph's offspring is born with a horse's head, it is going to require a diet of heirloom apples, Quaker oats and brand-name peppermints. Given Ralph's declining popularity and earning power, it is likely that he will be left with no option other than to enter the horse-pig creature in the Kentucky Derby, in the hope that a placement will offset some of these costs.

If all else fails, he can always donate his second-born to the Tranchers who will shave its coat / bristles and then graze it in their dust bowl paddock, until it turns 18 and can be legally released into the wild.

Taking into account Ralph's burgeoning talent for fathering children, we can assume that this won't be the last. Some thought should be given now regarding appropriate collective nouns for these pig/horse chimeras.

I am confident that the Ralph / May parenting saga will eventually eclipse Chris Chan in terms of horror. How could it not, given these ingredients? I imagine that it will end with Ralph, clad in a pair of boxer shorts, brandishing shotgun on the front lawn of his shack, lit up by the flashing blue lights of surrounding police cruisers.
 
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As someone who maintains a passing interest in cryptozoology, I am curious as to what the offspring of a horse woman and a pig man will look like, and also whether the flesh of such a hybrid animal would be be regarded as edible by anyone besides the French.

In what configuration will the farmyard traits of its parents manifest? I think that the most aesthetically pleasing outcome would be the rotund body of a pig and the head of a horse (with a luxuriant pink mane) which would give the creature the appearance of a prototype anteater. Less satisfying would be the head of a pig, mashed onto the neck of a horse. The worst outcome would be a hog's body set atop a quartet of slender equine legs. That kid would get bullied mercilessly at school.

Will the creature possess hooves or trotters? In the former case, Ralph will have to pay for expensive horseshoes which, after fitting is taken into account, will cost about the same as a high-end pair of non-limited edition, Nike trainers, and require changing every six weeks. It would be in Ralph's interests to befriend a farrier now.

A pig will eat anything. If Ralph's offspring is born with a horse's head, it is going to require a diet of heirloom apples, Quaker oats and brand-name peppermints. Given Ralph's declining popularity and earning power, it is likely that he will be left with no option other than to enter the horse-pig creature in the Kentucky Derby, in the hope that a placement will offset some of these costs.

If all else fails, he can always donate his second-born to the Tranchers who will shave its coat / bristles and then graze it in their dust bowl paddock, until it turns 18 and can be legally released into the wild.

Taking into account Ralph's burgeoning talent for fathering children, we can assume that this won't be the last. Some thought should be given now regarding appropriate collective nouns for these pig/horse chimeras.

I am confident that the Ralph / May parenting saga will eventually eclipse Chris Chan in terms of horror. How could it not, given these ingredients? I imagine that it will end with Ralph, clad in a pair of boxer shorts, brandishing shotgun on the front lawn of his shack, lit up by the flashing blue lights of surrounding police cruisers.
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Quality post.
As for eclipsing Chris-Chan, I doubt it. Chris' story is that of two functioning adults that, in a moment of succumbing to both of their vices, initiated what would be their mutual fall to ruin. The story of Chris is just because he's the most documented character in the much more tragic (and much less documented) Ballad of Bob and Barbara.
Ralph is a manchild hardly better than Chris (and until trial, Ethan's still the only felon between the two) with Chris having had a longer employment history than Ralph. He's a far cry from engineering graduate, war veteran, patented inventor Bob. And while Pantsu might be as unlikeable as Barbara, she's not demonstrating the master manipulating abilities to pull in desirable men with her track record so far. Barb was clearly twice the manipulator and then some.
The cast for this story are more like an alternate universe where Barb died before Chris got physical with her and Chris had a kid with some ween instead. It's a trashfire, sure, but none of these people are capable of sustaining themselves as adults long enough for it to be a decades-long tale of misery like the CWC story.
 
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