💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Annaoop]

and then you remember he's been doing this for 14 years. the fact that there has been absolutely zero improvement or even signs of progress in almost a decade and a half is truly remarkable

i'd like to think the line about how he was making the clerk uncomfortable by filming was a homage to bestbudz completely breaking jack with his "you're making your viewers uncomfortable" line

edit: rob is a national treasure

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No fucking way. I was a skeptic but I may be a believer now.

 

[feral cat #6385]

No fucking way. I was a skeptic but I may be a believer now.

I have my doubts. He seems to be too normal and well adjusted to be one of us. I bet he doesn't even pee in bottles and leave them all over his house.

 

[stets]

i'd like to think the line about how he was making the clerk uncomfortable by filming was a homage to bestbudz completely breaking jack with his "you're making your viewers uncomfortable" line

I didn't even think about that. The pregnant pause after he says "uncomfortable with me" gives it away, IMO. It's like he's suppressing a laugh.

I have my doubts. He seems to be too normal and well adjusted to be one of us.

Most of us here (in this thread, at least) are probably normal, well-adjusted people. Laughing at idiots and talking about stupid people behind their back is as old as time. Everyone does it whether they'd admit to it or not.

In a different comment, he acknowledges Aunt Myrna's PCS and it's disgusting reputation. I don't think you'd know that much about Jack lore if you were a true and honest fan.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I didn't even think about that. The pregnant pause after he says "uncomfortable with me" gives it away, IMO. It's like he's suppressing a laugh.

Most of us here (in this thread, at least) are probably normal, well-adjusted people. Laughing at idiots and talking about stupid people behind their back is as old as time. Everyone does it whether they'd admit to it or not.

In a different comment, he acknowledges Aunt Myrna's PCS and it's disgusting reputation. I don't think you'd know that much about Jack lore if you were a true and honest fan.

I like to think of this place as a sort of secret society like the Millennium Group. Only instead of trying to bring about the end of the world we catalog dumb people to laugh at them.

 

[V4L_Penis]

So glad I caught up on Jack before the next DDos attack. Honestly, ground nuts baked with egg whites and sugar alcohols finished off with keto chocolate would be better than the crap Jack made. Also, why add icing on the bars? That with the jif is just adding to the amount of fat you're adding. The only peanut butter I use is just peanuts and salt, no other ingredients. The extra palm oil in the no sugar jif peanut butter is not needed and is just going to increase the fat content, exactly as scalfani planned.

You could just get a sugar free chocolate bar and smear some peanut butter top and it would still be "healthier" and taste better than what Jack made.

 

[a dinosaur]

ONE BAR is ~765 calories. Calorie wise, that's the equivalent of eating 7 and a quarter regular full ass sized Reese's peanut butter cups. Jesus wept.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

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ONE BAR is ~765 calories. Calorie wise, that's the equivalent of eating 7 and a quarter regular full ass sized Reese's peanut butter cups. Jesus wept.

As someone who used to do Keto, that size should have been in a much larger sheet pan to be thinner and cut into like 24-36 squares. So one again, Jack had to shove something big and hard into his mouth to get any pleasure out of his one armed existence.

 

[thedingledongle]

Oh joy, a new video! And it has the autistic music overlaid!

ARBY'S Southwest Avocado Chicken Wrap

HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatakJack's motto is "Do God's work and He will do your work!"My FREE beginners course on "How To Make Money On Yout...

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What a mongoloid.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Archive (720p):

Opens with Jack making his soyface. Once again Jack can't even remember the name of what Tammy's driving him to get. Tammy with the truthbomb: "You're horrible at this". Jack gets scared because they don't have a sign in the windows advertising the wrap, even though he called them ahead of time to make sure they have it. "Hit The Road Jack" starts playing while he's scanning the menu, poetic. After almost a full minute of him trying to find the wrap on the menu (and getting distracted by other stuff he wants).

Jack's total inability to eat food like a normal human will never stop making me laugh.

Jack says he likes the wrap when he's eating it but he goes outside to give it a D grade because he claims there was no avocado in the wrap. "Something's flavored wavocado"

This is the face of a defeated man:

 

[a dinosaur]

Oh joy, a new video! And it has the autistic music overlaid!

ARBY'S Southwest Avocado Chicken Wrap

HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatakJack's motto is "Do God's work and He will do your work!"My FREE beginners course on "How To Make Money On Yout...

www.youtube.com

It's rather fitting that as Jack mumbles about how he can't find the wrap on the menu "Hit The Road Jack" starts playing.

 

[boxybum]

Oh joy, a new video! And it has the autistic music overlaid!

ARBY'S Southwest Avocado Chicken Wrap

HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatakJack's motto is "Do God's work and He will do your work!"My FREE beginners course on "How To Make Money On Yout...

www.youtube.com

What a mongoloid.

That music was awful I had to mute it. He made it way to loud. Also that burrito was a whopping $6. That thing was barely filled. I am surprised he didn't bitch at them. Another video to use as an excuse to cheat on his diet and order fast food. This did not have to be uploaded it is extremely low quality.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Nutrition facts for the Southwest Chicken Avocado Wrap. Reasonable amount of calories and fat this time at least, but 42g of carbs is tough to square with keto. And a full gram of sodium for an item that small is a lot, but it's fast food so that's to be expected.

 

[rubytintedchix]

In a way Jack brings out the best in all of us by inspiring us to better ourselves. To not end up stroked out retards.

Jack was put here on this planet to make us so shocked/outraged at his food crimes that it forces us all to be better at cooking.

Edited: not awake yet

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

Jack was put here on this planet to make us so shocked/outraged at some of his food crimes that it forces us all to be better at cooking.

Some of his food crimes? Guy is basic 101 of how not to cook. Hell, he is basic 101 on how to not live your life with all the horrible life advice he gives, opinions he has, and political/religious views he spouts out of his cum gargling barely functioning mouth.

Granted, that little rant may have been 2 am calling me to bed, but I don't think it's wrong.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Some of his food crimes? Guy is basic 101 of how not to cook. Hell, he is basic 101 on how to not live your life with all the horrible life advice he gives, opinions he has, and political/religious views he spouts out of his cum gargling barely functioning mouth.

Granted, that little rant may have been 2 am calling me to bed, but I don't think it's wrong.

It’s 2am calling me to wake up for work. Not fully awake yet. I’ll change my phrasing.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

The Blob remake from the 80s immediately comes to mind.
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The first picture is exactly what I remembered the icing from.

The second picture though...I never knew Jack had an acting gig.

 

[Super Hans]

Nutrition facts for the Southwest Chicken Avocado Wrap. Reasonable amount of calories and fat this time at least, but 42g of carbs is tough to square with keto. And a full gram of sodium for an item that small is a lot, but it's fast food so that's to be expected.

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With being only a bit over a half pound, I'm wondering what else Jack ordered separately. The receipt only had two each of the wrap and small soda, and it was printed at 6:10p. Too little for dinner for two, but doesn't Jack often bitch about a place being busy before dinner time, which he considers 7-8p? What a fucking lardass, pre-gaming dinner.

 

[Aaway]

Archive (720p):
ARBY'S Southwest Avocado Chicken Wrap-FQhUmcjw00w.mp4

Opens with Jack making his soyface. Once again Jack can't even remember the name of what Tammy's driving him to get. Tammy with the truthbomb: "You're horrible at this". Jack gets scared because they don't have a sign in the windows advertising the wrap, even though he called them ahead of time to make sure they have it. "Hit The Road Jack" starts playing while he's scanning the menu, poetic. After almost a full minute of him trying to find the wrap on the menu (and getting distracted by other stuff he wants).

Jack's total inability to eat food like a normal human will never stop making me laugh.

Jack says he likes the wrap when he's eating it but he goes outside to give it a D grade because he claims there was no avocado in the wrap. "Something's flavored wavocado"

This is the face of a defeated man:
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midnight fat on the go uploads always crack me up because it's obvious jack's stroked out ass set the upload time for 12 AM instead of PM

he complains about how no one wants to dine in at restaurants anymore because of covid. "they just drive through and take it home.....people can be trained can't they?"..............who the fuck wants to dine in at arby's? and wasn't this faggot complaining not too long ago about how the hot dog place they ate at was way too crowded?

he ends up giving the wrap a D because he couldn't find any avocado pieces. seems a bit harsh

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

So glad I caught up on Jack before the next DDos attack. Honestly, ground nuts baked with egg whites and sugar alcohols finished off with keto chocolate would be better than the crap Jack made. Also, why add icing on the bars? That with the jif is just adding to the amount of fat you're adding. The only peanut butter I use is just peanuts and salt, no other ingredients. The extra palm oil in the no sugar jif peanut butter is not needed and is just going to increase the fat content, exactly as scalfani planned.

And jif contains sugar, so what’s even the point of trying to make the rest of it keto-friendly?

 

[rubytintedchix]

There was no avocado! I don’t know if it’s supposed to have pieces, avocado seasoning, avocado rubbed, but literally there was no avocado.

maybe you should do some research before you do these dumb videos?