💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Ol' gas the Midwest Chipman offered maybe one of his most horrifying Tweets yet.

How is he not on some kind of list?
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The caliber of Bob defenders.

https://twitter.com/G33kOfAllTrades/status/1424889425276801036

Big Brian Brain is better known to Bobologists as Bob's apprentice Arkle.

 

[Quixotic Man]

If Bob was normal in any way, he would have blocked Team Possible long ago.

Having that kind of rabid sycophant hovering over your replies is not good optics.

 

[Boston Brand]

If Bob was normal in any way, he would have blocked Team Possible long ago.

Having that kind of rabid sycophant hovering over your replies is not good optics.

Why block a sockpuppet?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Ol' gas the Midwest Chipman offered maybe one of his most horrifying Tweets yet.

How is he not on some kind of list?
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So, I had not checked in on Boob's antics in awhile and oh my has he lost it.

I wonder if the constant knowledge that he is in the Covid Killzone at his weight is finally breaking him.

I especially love the response to the Tweet about only Fox gaining trust. Boob that means the other networks did not gain trust or lost trust. It is not about muh Boomers it is about the inherent dishonesty that people have simply accepted in the MSM. The kind of dishonesty that has them at the bottom of the barrel in trust yet you still just accept whatever headlines they feed you.

It really astonishes me how many Boobs are out there. I have overheard some insane conversations lately where people are talking about the Delta variant and saying things that are provably wrong if you actually read the study data that is readily available but they just trust USA Today because it is "pretty unbiased".

Were it just his ramblings about wanting to strip people of their rights or stating that they are not even human that would be one thing but the increasing thirst posts are going to force Twitter to do something.

I wonder if we will be seeing a de-checked Boob by 2022. I am not saying I want him banished(that would be a tragedy for us) from the platform but the spergfest that would occur if he lost his check or suffered a short term suspension would be pretty fantastic.

 

[Adamska]

So, I had not checked in on Boob's antics in awhile and oh my has he lost it.

I wonder if the constant knowledge that he is in the Covid Killzone at his weight is finally breaking him.

I especially love the response to the Tweet about only Fox gaining trust. Boob that means the other networks did not gain trust or lost trust. It is not about muh Boomers it is about the inherent dishonesty that people have simply accepted in the MSM. The kind of dishonesty that has them at the bottom of the barrel in trust yet you still just accept whatever headlines they feed you.

It really astonishes me how many Boobs are out there. I have overheard some insane conversations lately where people are talking about the Delta variant and saying things that are provably wrong if you actually read the study data that is readily available but they just trust USA Today because it is "pretty unbiased".

Were it just his ramblings about wanting to strip people of their rights or stating that they are not even human that would be one thing but the increasing thirst posts are going to force Twitter to do something.

I wonder if we will be seeing a de-checked Boob by 2022. I am not saying I want him banished(that would be a tragedy for us) from the platform but the spergfest that would occur if he lost his check or suffered a short term suspension would be pretty fantastic.

Bob's mostly seething because he knows he's going to die soon. He's losing his shit entirely because he will be a corpse in the ground before the matrioshka brain is built so he can Bing Bing Wahoo forever.

Also not helped given he's having to face that one of his psychological pins made a mediocre to kinda shit movie, another one of them is about to make endless shit since stage 4 MCU will suck, and that even with Old Man in charge he can't go to his shitty Dave and Busters bootleg to creep on women and play childrens games.

Basically, he's slowly realizing that even though Bad Orangeman is gone, he still wants to fucking kill himself due to being a miserable, talentless, and extremely low IQ curtain analyzing retard.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Truly sorry if this is the wrong place to post this but I saw some autist on a London underground station watching moviebob last week.

Spoiler: My brief observation of a Movie Bob fan.

I had noticed him earlier with headphones in wandering up and down the platform. He was a short and skinny manlet. Balding but looked maybe 26. He had a tshirt with the rolling stones tounge all over it in different rainbow colours.

At one point he stopped by the bench in front of me, stomping his feet in frustration and letting out a little whine as his video stopped loading or something. Having a vid buffer is extremely frustrating but what kind of retard throws a tantrum in public about it? He was strutting in front of the yellow line and it did cross my mind that he might ruin my schedule if he fell while trying to show off how daring he was.

Then I caught a glimpse of his phone and it had one of these reaction images on it, though with a red background.

It seemed familiar and at first I though it was a Jimquisition thing. Then it dawned on me that it was even worse than that.

TLDR: people who watch movie bob in public are probably all insufferable autistic pricks.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Ja, mein Uberblobbenfuhrer, wir mussen der Mayo-Ghoulen ausrotten.

You can't declare one part of a country to be a failed state. Nor can you send UN forces into America without facing an enormous uprising. There is no way the average American, let alone the average Republican or Q tard, would hear that America had been invaded by foreign forces and not, at the very least, carry out some form of passive resistance.

"Systems can't really have morality. But my neoliberal dictatorship is the most moral system there is. I am very smart." - Movieblob, 2021.

This sort of logic was behind the Polish and Czech governments' attitudes to Germans in Prussia, Silesia and the Sudetenland. You know what its results were?

This is a photo of German refugees fleeing Lodz. This is what happens when you expel millions of people because people like them held power. This is what you stand for, Moviebob. Don't deny it.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Bobby advocates civil war between "worthwhile Americans" and MAGA trash that "barely counts as human"
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He seems to be blissfully unaware that if America did have a full scale Civil War. He wouldn't be able to find any place to consoom because either the Stores have been closed or looted leaving him depressed that he might actually have to go out of the house for the first time in years and stand in line for foods that don't appeal to his autistic tastes. I remember international outlets in Syria and Yemen were closed down due to the Civil Wars that happened there as well as breadlines in South Africa because every place there got looted due to ongoing Civil Unrest.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Lmao what is with this sperg, he's the quintessential braindead "NaZI" parrot. Literally every tweet.

and then he has the gall to tell Bob "I just call em like I see em" and it's like, buddy, if he's seeing Nazis everywhere, maybe he's the nazi. I couldn't even tell who he was calling a nazi in that one screenshot where bob chastises him. Was he really calling the troon lesbun a nazi? Or was it someone further up that isn't included in the screencap?

he will be a corpse in the ground before his mario-skha brain can be built so he can bing bing wahoo forever

(slight fify for the lolz)

If there's any justice in this life or the next, Bob's afterlife will indeed consist of Bing Bing Wahoo forever.

HOWEVER:

It will make "Super Mario Frustration" or the most complex and difficult "Super Mario Maker" levels look like child's play, and it will literally be impossible to beat.

Demons will be poking at his fat ass to jump, but he won't want to jump. The floor will be lava after that jump, and only those stupid cheerio-looking platforms that come loose and drop if you hang out on them too long from SMB3, or those insta-dropping platforms from every SMB ever, will be available to jump on. His fat ass will have to move quickly, and eventually, he'll have to jump an impossible jump, just to reach a mushroom/coin block that gives false hope, land in lava and burn his ass off, before he respawns, to do it all over again.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Fellowship is God's mandate, and the Church is Christ's body. We are supposed to be concerned about our brothers and sisters in church, but if one's primary purpose of attending church is the fellowship, treating it as say a Marvel convention, then one has gone astray.

Bobby doesn't pretend to hide his lust any more:
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Playing up the spousal abuse angle of Miss Piggy has long been considered a cliché.

Expedia, Dob Chipman's way:
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Bobby gets mad at "film snobs". Again.
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(Video is Spielberg in Room 666.)

Someone brings a new and interesting angle to the chroma-key debate: labor laws and unions:
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You know who is the latest LGBT icon? Chucky!
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Pathetic simp:
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Cartoon:
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Mario cartoon. Bobby is impressed because Illumination dug out an old character that no one remembers (Murphy's Multiverse article)
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Bobby advocates civil war between "worthwhile Americans" and MAGA trash that "barely counts as human"
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It doesn't matter that America is more inclusive and liberal than any political entity at any point in history, as long as Bobby is pissed, it is a failure.
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We've seen the "systems can't have morality" spiel before, and this is as disingenuous as Peter Coffin's "the system is of all human failings".

In the end, Bobby is just mad that it wasn't him or his overtroons who wield the iron fist; he is just mad that he can't exact his revenge on the kids who called him fat:
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If only Amazon has a more "American" optic, then people would have happily submit themselves to their rule:
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One of the perks of Capitalism is that you can learn about Communism by watching a shemale's make-up video.
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History told us that so-called revolutionaries want to re-create the social order in their own image, and that most of them are cowards who hide behind crowds.

A little diversion:
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The rage of trannies knows no bounds, so Bobby uncharacteristically reined in TeamImpossible!
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Context of the "Type-A libertarian ice queens tracker" tweet: Nigel Farage talks porn:
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On Luddites (Sadowski's piece on The Conversation)
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Incidentally Bobby is defending the tech cred and communist cred of Fake Tits.
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No she is not, but thanks for the pathetic simping.

Joe Rogan:
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Chrissy's Angels. Chris is an orbiter of Videocoven.
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LOL that's just because the disease is rare compared to the population. This is how you lie with statistics.
If CNN cared to investigate (lol) and if they were honest (double lol), they'd have found that some 99.99% of the unvaccinated do not have an infection too.

So it comes as no surprise that people don't trust CNN anymore. But it is of course the fault of nanas and pop-pops:
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On gravedancing and the invisible man in the sky:
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If Bobby keeps gravedancing with such gusto, he might even lose weight.
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Bobert, TeamImpossible, & a "Lesbian" Commie Troon in a twitter bitch fight.

Jesus why can't these fuckers meet in person and fight this out preferably with knives or pistols a good old fashion dual. Because every now and then when some people or groups fight you can't just help, but root for death.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Consoomerism, ego, and other people’s opinions are the gods Bob and his brethren serve. But when you can worship them 24/7 from your phone while lying prone in bed with a fistful of snacks and a growler of Mountain Dew at your side, there’s no need to build expensive houses of worship. No need to burn a calorie by getting up, getting dressed, and going somewhere. And it’s not as if introverts and pussies who are scared of the world are really looking to “fellowship.”

TL;DR Bob is sick, sad, and will die alone. He and his fellow travelers lose no matter what.

 

[Adamska]

It's really amusing he for whatever reason had his sci-fi delusions set by the Horizons ride at EPCOT in a similar way some asshole in a bear suit gave Chris his destined hero delusions.

I think he's finally realizing that even if he lived 50 years down the line, he'd not be able to be functionally immortal like he wants to be. He also will not due to basic economics get the gay space communism he learned about from watching Star Trek parodies and/or listening to others talk about it for him. His destined path, brought to him by a fucking defunct ride that got demolished for another defunct ride at Walt's Folly, is fake, and he knows it.

But he must believe or do a flip... despite wanting to gas believers.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_TD08i-DHm8Archive (720p):
Review - FREE GUY (2021).mp4

There are so many miserable fucks like Bob who go gaga for feel-good, positive message movies and shows like this.

Liking pleasant feel-good entertainment isn't a substitute for being a pleasant person.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I had noticed him earlier with headphones in wandering up and down the platform. He was a short and skinny manlet. Balding but looked maybe 26. He had a tshirt with the rolling stones tounge all over it in different rainbow colours. At one point he stopped by the bench in front of me, stomping his feet in frustration and letting out a little whine as his video stopped loading or something. Having a vid buffer is extremely frustrating but what kind of retard throws a tantrum in public about it? He was strutting in front of the yellow line and it did cross my mind that he might ruin my schedule if he fell in. Then I caught a glimpse of his phone and it had one of these reaction images on it, though with a red background.

"On the subway today, a man sat down beside me and started playing Moviebob videos on his phone. He seemed an autistic man, probably liked My Little Pony and other things. I tried to pleasant and accommodating, but my head began to hurt from being seated next to a fan of the Footless Fuhrer. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I told the man that Moviebob is fat, wants to gas the midwest, and thinks Marvel capeshit is religious documents. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing."

 

[Boston Brand]

I wonder if we will be seeing a de-checked Boob by 2022. I am not saying I want him banished(that would be a tragedy for us) from the platform but the spergfest that would occur if he lost his check or suffered a short term suspension would be pretty fantastic.

Not unless a shit ton of people routinely report his Tweets.

Oddly, the best route to Blobby losing that checkmark is to simply report him to Twitter for not being an actual reporter/staffer anymore.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Man the whole Chris Chan/Fungus bitch Drama made me miss out that Bob had a massive breakdown over the fact that his capeshit is not as popular and has doubled down on how "THE MCU IS JUST LIKE THE NEW RELIGION/MYTHOLOGY"

Happy to see Bob did not change

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Not unless a shit ton of people routinely report his Tweets.

Oddly, the best route to Blobby losing that checkmark is to simply report him to Twitter for not being an actual reporter/staffer anymore.

Normally I think trying to rat people out to site staff is a bitch move for feminine faggots, but I'd be okay with it in Bob's case.

Bob is so noxious that the normal rules do not apply, if you ask me.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I usually don't wish violence upon lolcows, but as someone who lives one of the rural areas that he constantly dehumanizes and wishes death upon, I would not mind if someone backhanded this douche. I realize for that to happen he'd actually have to leave his basement apartment though so he's safe.

I've thought for a long time that Bob is impossible to A-log. Unlike a lot of cows who are merely retarded and don't really deserve it, Bob really IS that reprehensible. Impotent, but reprehensible.

All I want for Bob is for his wish to come true, and for him to meet one of the Right Wing Death Squads that only exist in the fevered imaginations of the Control-Left.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I've thought for a long time that Bob is impossiblet to A-log. Unlike a lot of cows who are merely retarded and don't really deserve it, Bob really IS that reprehensible. Impotent, but reprehensible.

All I want for Bob is for his wish to come true, and for him to meet one of the Right Wing Death Squads that only exist in the fevered imaginations of the Control-Left.

The funny thing about Bob being hard to A-Log is that usually that sort of “honor” goes to people who do depraved shit (i.e. Pedos and Zoosadists) while Bob has such a repulsive personality that it gets him to that level

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

There are so many miserable fucks like Bob who go gaga for feel-good, positive message movies and shows like this.

Liking pleasant feel-good entertainment isn't a substitute for being a pleasant person.

I agree.

I love movies with strong, inspirational messages and life lessons.

But I detest movies with all those feel-good messages like, ‘being a weirdo is cool and quirky!’ That’s just bullshit made up for losers and autists like Bob.

Am I only who’s tired of the underdog/loser protagonist trope?