July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[cancermonger]

Once when I was arrested for a felony I got to ride in the front seat. I asked the cop if I could put on the siren and he looked at me angrily.

you're full of shit. every time I got detained I got backseat

 

[Pyra]

The clerks are the ones who upload thrse things online.

Then we'll be waiting until tomorrow sometimes. Probably until after his case is heard.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Last time I was arrested they tied me to the top of the car

 

[Marigold_Souci]

Imagine that it’s the bank shit that gets Chris arrested, not fucking his mother. My sides.

It's like the dumbest version possible of the Al Capone & taxes takedown

 

[AnOminous]

you're full of shit. every time I got detained I got backseat

That's because you're a faggot. It must suck to be a loser like you.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Last time I was arrested they just put me in the trunk of the cop car

 

[cancermonger]

Last time I was arrested they tied me to the top of the car

good to see you again, scareless. I was worried about you from last thread

 

[shitcrash]

watching the footage back does anyone else find it strange chris was loaded into the front passenger seat of the police car? i don't think they're being arrested. surely criminals don't get to ride shotgun

i take it back

 

[JoyfulDarter]

 

[cancermonger]

That's because you're a faggot. It must suck to be a loser like you.

no I'm just brown as shit

 

[AnOminous]

no I'm just brown as shit

Sorry you're a nigger. Encounters with law enforcement often go better when you're white.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

good to see you again, scareless. I was worried about you from last thread

I'm too full of spite for anything to happen for me. And boy am I glad because I get to witness... this

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

well shit boys looks like ive been summoned back by a force of sheer autism.

anyones got a transcript for chris' lines in the video? its very quiet and muffled

 

[Pyra]

Ver archivo adjunto 2400435

Couldn't have happened at a worse time.

 

[General Tug Boat]

This is a more monumental arrest than the George Floyd arrest. This is the internet equivalent of pure kino autism, when gunts collide.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

all cops are based

 

[Techpriest]

It's like the dumbest version possible of the Al Capone & taxes takedown

It’s also how they get serial killers a good chunk of the time, they arrest them on minor bullshit while they finalize the details of the case.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being such an absolute faggot you think this is the right time to DDoS. And then you suck so much you fail at it.

 

[SaltyFanta]

This is a more monumental arrest than the George Floyd arrest. This is the internet equivalent of pure kino autism, when gunts collide.

Chris took being arrested way better

 

[Techpriest]

Chris took being arrested way better

Because Chris is legit fucking believing he’s going to have sonichu bail his ass out