8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House - "Now this is journalism!"

[GooglePuppet]

Everyone in chat spamming the pig-ring-horse emote is confusing me. You'd see that shit all the time in DSP detractor chat, and now it's spilling over to Ralph.

Because DSP isn't the only cow with a horse wife.
What can I say? Hogs like mares.

 

[break these cuffs]

I hope the cops end up shooting all of them.

 

[Psychic Espeon]

Richmond Police are coming.

 

[Pocari Ass Sweat]

you know what it'd probably be easier for this fuck to eat an entire pizza than climb halfway up the stairs

 

[ive seen some shit]

this fat fuck wont stop saying how he wants to eat pizza, cant go a moment without thinking about food.

 

[blablabla]

ralph you are a no balls faggot and your fiance a fucking PEDO WOMAN!

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

He's going to have his wife knock for him lmao

 

[Euler's identity]

Where's Derek Chauvin when you need him?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

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Damn, Chris really let himself go to shit.

 

[Chemocamel]

At this point I'm convinced they're just waiting for the police to show up to give them an excuse to pussy out

 

[Bluemonday]

Thats a fire truck

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Will Chris tower over Ralph?

This is one of the reasons Ralph is terrified to knock on the door. 5’1 Manlet confirmed.

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

 

[Slimy Time]

Wait, is his girl going to be the one who is knocking?
This guy is such a fucking coward.

 

[Jagraveen]

Oh man, this situation is getting crazier and crazier by the second!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the police

 

[LUNEKO]

Richmond Police are coming.

BAD GUNTS BAD GUNTS, WHAT CHU GON' DO WHEN THEY COME FOR U

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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EVERY WEEK

blocking someone's number but logging into their email account to verify favorite pizza toppings

this is a weird week

Edit: and goddammit chris, clean out your fucking inbox in addition to changing your passwords

 

[Didedodated WAMUU]

Being the eternal optimist, I'm hoping someone calls the police on these retards.

 

[Xenomorph]

He's going to have his wife knock for him lmao

Like a true gentleman use your horse as a shield