Ethan Ralph proposes to an asexual crypto-jew lolicon

[Product Placement]

Ralph, if anyone says yes to you proposing to them you got to run away as fast as you can, they are clearly mentally deranged and a danger,

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

I hope Pantsu is ready for the foot amputation saga LESSSS GOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Post Reply]

God has abandoned us.

We've diverged into the dark timeline, and there's no way back.

 

[The Man Comes Around]

Ethan was clearly scared his life was reaching some level of not being completely fucked up and decided an impromptu proposal would course correct that, I'd be hard pressed to think of any other reason

Regardless, the man is a fucking misery vacuum and I guarantee shit will hit the fan before the wedding because of that

 

[Jack Awful]

Probably cost less than $500 for the ring. Saphires and silver are fairly cheap, the diamonds are tiny so they probably cost $100 total in carat weight, and it’s probably “vintage” as in it’s been sitting in a pawn shop for a while. The JEW-elers say you should spend 3months salary Ralph, your crypto wife will know this!!

Ralph attempting kidnapping of mentally ill incestuous rapist to gain viewers for his show.

 

[GooglePuppet]

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This fucking nigger actually admitted his ring was shit.
My God.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'll hand it to Ralph, he timed this perfectly - just made sure to propose whilst an either bigger joke than him just set off a nuclear bomb to take the heat off.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Probably cost less than $500 for the ring. Saphires and silver are fairly cheap, the diamonds are tiny so they probably cost $100 total in carat weight, and it’s probably “vintage” as in it’s been sitting in a pawn shop for a while. The JEW-elers say you should spend 3months salary Ralph, your crypto wife will know this!!

Go ahead Ethan. Get a lying mother fucker who's infamous for saying whatever people tell him to on your show. That'll be what finally takes the Farms down retard.

 

[Crystal Golem]

So you got her a ring from somebody else's failed marriage?

Vintage rings are only a good idea if it's like your grandma's ring and her marriage was long and happy.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Imagine proposing to your new girlfriend literally the day before you have to go to court to fight for """"your"""" son. True ralphamale move right here

 

[The Man Comes Around]

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>vintage
yeah thanks for confirming retard

That weird silver box around the gem is not normal. He either went to an antique store and got a grandma ring (either overpaying for something 'antique' or underpaying for something old), or literally stole the ring off Sandra's cold, dead hand. It does not look like a contemporary piece of jewelry.

t. silver merchant

I think a happy meal thrift store wedding ring is fitting for a marriage between two people who collectively share it's worth

 

[Sam Losco]

Probably cost less than $500 for the ring. Saphires and silver are fairly cheap, the diamonds are tiny so they probably cost $100 total in carat weight, and it’s probably “vintage” as in it’s been sitting in a pawn shop for a while. The JEW-elers say you should spend 3months salary Ralph, your crypto wife will know this!!

He just got engaged and is F5ing this thread. He responded to that shit in under 30 minutes.

 

[Post Reply]

Probably cost less than $500 for the ring. Saphires and silver are fairly cheap, the diamonds are tiny so they probably cost $100 total in carat weight, and it’s probably “vintage” as in it’s been sitting in a pawn shop for a while. The JEW-elers say you should spend 3months salary Ralph, your crypto wife will know this!!

That's cute, he ran down to Richmond Jeweler and picked up the first thing he saw.

 

[GooglePuppet]

Imagine proposing to your new girlfriend literally the day before you have to go to court to fight for """"your"""" son. True ralphamale move right here

He needed to guarantee he had a shoulder to cry on during the trial.

Lord knows that, if he even has a lawyer, that miserable shit is only in it for the pay. I can't even imagine having to spend multiple hours listening to, let alone thinking of a way to defend, this insufferable deadbeat fuckbag.

 

[Spectre_06]

This nigga bought her what looks like a platinum-plated ring with a gorram lapis lazuli gemstone. Fucking cheap out more, faggot.

 

[Desktop User2]

Oh, sorry, to complete the yokelgasm, he bought the ring in a pawn shop... or was it from some tweaker that did some grandma´s house? SO.MUCH.WINNING!

 

[High Tea]

Probably cost less than $500 for the ring. Saphires and silver are fairly cheap, the diamonds are tiny so they probably cost $100 total in carat weight, and it’s probably “vintage” as in it’s been sitting in a pawn shop for a while. The JEW-elers say you should spend 3months salary Ralph, your crypto wife will know this!!

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>vintage
yeah thanks for confirming retard

That weird silver box around the gem is not normal. He either went to an antique store and got a grandma ring (either overpaying for something 'antique' or underpaying for something old), or literally stole the ring off Sandra's cold, dead hand. It does not look like a contemporary piece of jewelry.

t. silver merchant

Ralph got Nora's ring at a pawn shop. He did the same thing here. He never said jewelry store.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

What has Virginia done to have two of the avenging angels blow their horn there?

 

[GooglePuppet]

SO.MUCH.WINNING!

Ralph thinks he's like this:

If only he knew how similar they really were...

 

[It's Over Anakin]

This has been the longest weekend on fucking record.