Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Rukario dijo:
As a side thought, can anyone guess just how many people reading this thread are "Investigative" Journalists looking for clickbait? Or those Youtubers who think they are journalists and use all capitals in their video titles.
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A lot of them are probably just reaction to news story Youtubers who haven't left 2016.
 
NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW

MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED RIGHT UPSIDE DOWN

I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, LET ME SING YOU A SONG

ABOUT HOW I HEARD CHRISTIAN WESTEN CHANDLER OUTRIGHT WENT AND FUCKED HIS MOM

ON FRIDAY, JULY THIRTY, TWO OH TWO ONE, I WAS OUT ON KIWI FARMS HAVIN' LOTS OF ROWDY FUN, VIBIN, SHITTALKIN', AND FLAME WARRIN' ALL UNDER THE SUN

UNTIL I REFRESHED THE MAIN PAGE AGAIN, TO CATCH UP AND SEE WHAT'S A HAPPENIN'

OUT ON MY PHONE, I DECIDED TO TAKE A PEEK

AND THEN THE FEED SAID "Chris-Chan incest leak"

I HAD A BIG LAWL AND TO THINK THIS AUTIST FUCKED HIM MUM

BUT THE EVIDENCE WAS THERE, CHAT SCREENCAPS AND EVEN AN AUDIO RECORDING RELAYIN WHAT WAS DONE

TEN THOUSAND PLUS VISITORS, BANDWIDTH TRAFFIC LIKE FLIES ON SHIT

EVEN D-DOS BY BUTHURT TRANNIES AND FAGS CAN'T STOP THIS, THE HYPE WAS THAT BIG

READING THROUGH, THAT SHIT WAS BAD

FEELING HER UP AND GOING THROUGH OLD VAG

THOUGHT THIS AUTIST WAS JUST A HARMLESS COPYCAT, BUT HE WAS A SICKO SEX FIEND IN A NERD'S FATSO ASS

AT FIRST YOU WOULD THINK ALL HE'D CARE ABOUT IS SONIC AND PIKACHU

BUT MAYBE CUTTING HIS DICK OFF AND SLAPPING HIMSELF TO BE CALLED SALLY WASN'T ENOUGH OF OF A SIGN FOR ME AND YOU

BUT THEN, RIGHT AFTER GETTING THROUGH THE FIRST POST, THE D-DOS BEGAN TO TAKE ITS TOLL ON THE THREAD ABOUT THIS CHOMO

FUCKING TWITTERFAGS, I JUST GOT HERE, ISN'T THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T RUIN YOU GENDER ROLE OBSSESSED QUEERS

TRIED TO REFRESH FOR AN HOUR, AND WHEN THE TIME CAME NEAR,

THE THREAD LOADED AGAIN, ALREADY 200 PLUS PAGES APPEARED

I REMEMBERED I HAD PLANS TODAY TO GET CONSTRUCTIVE

BUT THIS DEGENERACY WAS SUCH A SPECTACLE, SO I WINGED IT AND SAID "FUCK IT!"

I CAUGHT UP WITH THE THREAD AT AROUND 8 OR 9 PM, AND THROUGHLY ENTERTAINED, I YELLED TO THE THREAD "YO CHOMO, SMELL YA LATER!"

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF IN THIS WORLD GONE WRONG, THAT'S HOW I KNOW CHRIS CHAN UP AND FUCKED HIS MOM
 
Dread First dijo:
The difference is that 5-6 years ago, Chris himself was still somewhat normal (for Chris, that is). @Marvin posted it some years back and the exact post is annotated on the CWCki, but Chris only slept in the same bed as Barb because Chris's bed burnt to a crisp in the housefire. Barb even complained about Chris's ability to spoon. The moment that Chris sold the Sonic totem, Chris himself spent that money on a new mattress so that he could get the fuck away from Barb.
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The abnormal Chris started and ended with his "Love Quest".

It started when he got booted out of college by Mary Lee Walsh for his "attraction sign", and then progressed to creeping on Megan at the GamePlace...

...and ended with this horror story we're witnessing now.
 
Optimus Prime dijo:
I think Barb was more worried that Chris actually finding a girlfriend would lead to him ultimately moving out. Remember that she basically trained that boy to be subservient to her and he also was her goodwill bargain hunting ticket with the tugboat. Alternatively, Barb may simply not have wanted a third person around the house, because a billion unhousebroken pets and Hoard 2.0 were taking up enough space as it was.
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this is some norman bates shit.
 
Just wanted to mention that even if Chris does manage to wiggle out of jail time for raping his half-dead mother and gets thrown into a care home instead, a lot of the time that can actually be a far more terrifying experience, especially to people like Chris who are still clinging to some threads of self-awareness. Being drugged up to the gills and manhandled by wranglers into enforced bathing (because we all know Chris never showers), as well as being left in a room with other far less "functioning" autistics who'll scream, bite, and punch with little provocation is usually enough that even the handful of degenerates who managed to wiggle their way into long-term care under the pretense that it's "better than prison" tend to try to scramble back out at the earliest possible opportunity.
 
Mister Mint dijo:
I'd like that to be the case, but he's admitted to his own incestual desires before and even if he was being forced, coerced, or otherwise put up to this or that call... Chris is a godawful actor. He effortlessly went into great detail about what he did. If he didn't want to do that there'd be a lot of very obvious pauses and stutters and his voice would be strained. He wasn't strained here, he was bragging.
This could all be the culmination of what happens when all these bad actors fuck someone up beyond repair, but it was still all in Chris's hands in the end.
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All true.

But we also need to remember that this is someone who was convinced, legitimately, that the dimensional merge was real and an event that was going to happen. Chris always believed fucking nonsense, but that belief in nonsense has successfully been mutated to become more and more insane over time due to the actions of outside parties. People were trying to get him to admit to raping someone back in the early 2010s, FFS.
 
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