Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Professor Iris]

Oh WOW. And mind you, this is the second time Chris' own shenanigans could have caused him to become homeless.


It just goes to show you, nobody trolls Chris harder than Chris himself.

 

[Bingeamint]

This is just a cursed knowledge trainwreck. I want to look away, but it just gets worse. No way he going to get away with this surely.

 

[Snom Clubber]

I dont think theres any hope for 14 branchland court anymore. its been full of barbs hoard for longer than most people here have been alive

Their home was labeled a public health risk at one point. If the place doesn't wind up condemned, whoever buys the property is going to pay very little and will need to do a lot of work to make it livable.

 

[Dona Morte]

Wow.
I am not well versed in this person but I hope Barb ends up in good care.
Chris.
Fuck you. Just fuck you. You have lost any sympathy ANYONE might have for you.
EVER.

 

[Josterman]

This day and probably is going to get even more weird and strange

 

[Grumbles]

Reviving this old ass account to say "What the fuck?"

same thing I'm doing man.

 

[A Dumb Demon]

First thing I see when I wake up is this shit, amazing. Except now I want to McFucking die because Jesus Christ.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Attraction signs?

Anyway, the system is doing what his parents didn't: give him punishment.

Chris' autism is fucking teflon to punishment.

 

[Fuck!]

I'm a lightweight in Chris lore but isn't his mom like completely demented?

Honestly same but iirc she is not mentally fit whatsoever.

I mean, i expected emotional abuse and perhaps a dash of psychological manipulation but i could never have predicted this.

I think it's time to fire the nukes, boys.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

So is he still going to be able to go to the Pony con?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Can't wait for the fresh wave of DDOS over this.

>Total: 11,556 (members: 2,193, guests: 9,363) plus our friends on Tor!

Dude, who needs DDOS, if we're gonna be down anyway with numbers like these?

EDIT:Total: 12,109 (members: 2,227, guests: 9,882) plus our friends on Tor! LITERALLY ANOTHER 500 IN A MINUTE!

 

[YellowTanker]

Abject Horror, Just Abject Horror.

If this is true I think it is one of the most awful endings that was possible for Chris's life, he has gone from a very autistic insular young man, to a Deluded "goddess" in control of a portion of the multiverse, and finally a complete and utter nutcase worthy of the most secure sanitorium in America. Barb was an abhorrent mother but even she did not deserve this.

One hopes that the audio isn't real but after all this is Chris.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

MLW always knew that boy would turn out bad...

 

[Dumbchan]

What in the absolute fuck?

 

[Absolutego]

I'm a lightweight in Chris lore but isn't his mom like completely demented?

A lot of people thought she was playing it up or outright faking it for more pitybux, since she usually appears in Chris' attempts at e-begging.
Knowing what we know now, though...I think (hope) the dementia was real, if only for her sake.

 

[Daisymae]

Don't forget!

OP participated in the financial support of a mentally unwell man who raped his mother to help him attend a convention for a children's cartoon.

 

[160048]

What is interesting to me is the fact that this seems like big news, like everyone online now knows about this, and i dont think that has ever happened to chris before, not to this level at least.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Jesus fucking Christ Chris. I always got a feeling something like this is happening but ... Wtf man.

 

[Titos]

I still see this playing out like the Gacy paintings & weens clambering to get one. Replace the clown with Sonichu, keep him supplied with markers, and you've got Chris eating well at the commissary for a long time.

Null clearly gave us bad financial advice telling us not to buy what will soon become priceless pieces of art from a deranged madman. He will hear from my lawyer!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

A reminder to all our new friends visiting this thread. Our number 1 rule is to have fun Rule 2 is to make friends

Nah don't listen to him, everyone knows we're the #1 internet bullycide squade for buck breaking and troon suiciding. BOO!