Reddit/Discord trannies leak Chris audio - Chris Chan Admits to having sex with his Mother in leaked phone call

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Seriously though, how is Chris going to fare should he go to jail?

He'll turn into a dom for female inmates and get kicked in the nuts several times a day just to be allowed to hear one fart

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

These parts of Chris' life get names, right? Petition for the Christorians to call whatever the fuck this is the BARBAAAY Saga.

Or the, "Officer Barbie If You're Nasty" Saga

 

[Nappy]

Well, if it’s real, this is the peak of Christory. Time to pack it up.

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[FrickleMyPickle]

This is somehow simultaneously the most shocking and yet least surprising thing ever. God fucking damn it, Chris.

 

[Revo]

I think you mean @Doc Holliday

I have not seen Pam reeing about Chris, yet unlike @Doc Cassidy .

 

[Andrew Neiman]

what was's barbs reaction to chris's bent duck

"Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but I also realize that you still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, I could enjoy this near seven incher damn cock!"

 

[Kulee Baba]

Just imagine… there’s a single renegade egg buried DEEP in Barb’s uterine lining that got inseminated from this… the CWC train would never end.

I'm certain that would mark the Lolcow Anti-Christ.

 

[Neil]

I don't know this all reads to me as too odd to be true. Chris has a history of being manipulated into saying shit, there's tons of ways it could happen. Plus the audios oddness and the fact that Chris doesn't strike me as someone who has the ability to actually be this alpha, even in a disgusting degenerate manner. This shit doesn't add up.

It's probably been said over and over in this thread, but it might be some weird ideaguy roleplay with the audio of someone rping as Barb snipped out.

 

[Josterman]

definitely correct as
all local gov plates end in L in va apparently as well.
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Well it’s looks like the guy wasn’t wrong

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

When it rains it really does pour with this Chris. Guess we don’t need to complain about him being boring anymore…

 

[hundredthousand]

you motherfucker

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

The question we should have been asking all along was "What will happen to Barb when Barb dies?"

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Chris doesn't know what's real or not anymore. He talks to the imaginary cartoons in his head as if they're real.
I hope he only fucked Barb in the MLP universe he made for himself..... please God, let that be the case.

 

[Tray_Zen]

I think is the first legitimate time Chris has left me absolutely speechless. Like him coming out as a tranny and paying for sex to not be a virgin, hate to say it but that's just chris chan things to do. Doing the dirty with your fucking mom??? with your god damn mom? That's just absolutely inconceivable. Even though Barb is a hoarder so already poor mental health there, I thought she would have the decency to not have naughty time with her son. Absolutely fucked.

 

[crownthefempire]

If I ever invent a time machine, the first thing I'm doing is telling Mimms not to take that fucking picture, because I'm pretty sure that put us on a doomed timeline.

 

[Suikafag]

Is Josh gonna talk about this on stream?

I don’t know why this wouldn’t be brought up on the next MATI. This shit is big, and even better its Chris related. Theres no way Null wouldn’t talk about it.

 

[ToeNailClippings]

Knowing those stupid Germans, they probably want to get Chris into some kinky porn over seas.

Yeah, they're gonna bring him and his mom onto German goo girls

 

[Kuruminha]

 

[Locomotive meat]

We gotta treat this seriously even if there is doubt. I’d hate if this was real and nobody did anything to help her

 

[Nappy]

This is somehow simultaneously the most shocking and yet least surprising thing ever. God fucking damn it, Chris.

I honestly had “Barb dies and Chris ends up homeless” on the docket before “Chris pulls an oediupus”