💰 Grifter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[purpose full]

Yeah I didn't like the stream very much, it felt like PPP was kind of rustled TBH.

Wasn't quite as "fun" as the other streams. It's like he's trying too hard to push it in one direction. Seems forced.

 

[Love Machine]

"if people don't want to do my competition exactly how I want them to do it, and try to debate terms, they are cringe"

 

[Martial Autist]

"if people don't want to do my competition exactly how I want them to do it, and try to debate terms, they are cringe"

Negotiation is pretty jewish, so he might have a point.

 

[Love Machine]

Negotiation is pretty jewish, so he might have a point.

Negotiation to make thinks actually entertaining is anti Jewish.

 

[MySonDavid]

What about doctor's notes read by escrow at the start and end of the competition for validity, and weekly weigh-in videos with no gay content for the benefit of the audience who wants to get hyped for a winner?

Listen to how complicated and autistic this shit is. Josh should either upload pictures of his flappy, piggy gunt, or refrain from issuing weight loss challenges on the internet.

 

[instythot]

Listen to how complicated and autistic this shit is. Josh should either upload pictures of his flappy, piggy gunt, or refrain from issuing weight loss challenges on the internet.

I think almost everyone would have accepted "uh, I think I fucked up. I don't wanna do this after all. Contest off" and mostly shut up about it if someone didn't turn around and issue another challenge immediately afterwards

 

[Perspicacity]

Listen to how complicated and autistic this shit is. Josh should either upload pictures of his flappy, piggy gunt, or refrain from issuing weight loss challenges on the internet.

A real gunt off between Josh, Ralph, and PPP would have been truly kino. A zoom and enhance stream with Surfer examining the gunt lines of our competitors would have broken new ground in the realm of kino & nectar. A real missed opportunity.

 

[instythot]

A real gunt off between Josh, Ralph, and PPP would have been truly kino. A zoom and enhance stream with Surfer examining the gunt lines of our competitors would have broken new ground in the realm of kino & nectar. A real missed opportunity.

I wonder if poor RJ knows that the diet and exercise was only proposed for kayfabe purposes. He's been nagging Ashton for over a year about his guntline

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Nooo I, a self publicized internet entertainer refuse to be entertaining as promised and now people are turning on me to get their laughs, how could this be happening!

Of all the people who should know better, lmao.

 

[Meth Until Death]

I've been ponderin' hard. Is @Crystal Golem to Jewsh what @Perspicacity is to PPP? Homosexuals pining after the loves of their lives, forever unrequited and never reciprocated? Very sad, many such cases!

 

[instythot]

I've been ponderin' hard. Is @Crystal Golem to Jewsh what @Perspicacity is to PPP? Homosexuals pining after the loves of their lives, forever unrequited and never reciprocated? Very sad, many such cases!

I'd say CG is way more Anti-Ashton than Pro-Josh

 

[Meth Until Death]

I'd say CG is way more Anti-Ashton than Pro-Josh

Aye true. However, what motivates CG to behave in such a way? CG's posts are clearly motivated by passion; time and time again he returns to defend his love's honor and heart by rapid shitposts and seetheposts. What else drives a man to such extremes other than love?

 

[Guntburglar]

Why would I? Everybody involved is being really cringe and gay. I'll talk about my weight loss during my podcast and be accountable to that audience but I have zero interest, motivation, or benefit in competing with either party at this time.

Then fuck off, donga.

 

[instythot]

Fyi all, Patrick "Gahoole" Nelson, King of the Incels and Last of the Ogre Line has agreed to replace Josh in PPP's weight loss challenge... so we might actually get a contest with regular updates out of this

 

[Steely Dan]

This is incredibly gay and I'm disappointed in all of you falling for a fat Canadian huckster because "he's loud and he talks shit about the same people I dislike so that means he's BASED!!!"

PPP is a fat faggot. If I wanted to listen to a man womanly talk shit about other e-celebs I'd listen to Redbar (rip) because Mike David is actually entertaining. I listened to a good chunk of PPP's stream the other day going over Ralph putting puppies in the oven and I think I can say that this is not "friendly bantz" for him like Ashton purports. PPP wants to resurrect internet bloodsports and become the king of it even though it's not 2018 anymore and one cares; and Null sticking to his guns on the weight loss contest I think has indeed upset him.
PPP is Canadian. That fact alone means you should not trust him. But you also shouldn't put your eggs in his basket because he has burnt every bridge in his online career in his quest for e-celebdom. He burnt the one with Godwinson, he burnt one with Warski (he talked about meeting Andy IRL at one point) and he seems to have burnt the one with Josh because if you remember the Corn Harvest stream PPP had no problem fellating Josh back then.

This isn't me simping for Null either, he shouldn't have invited PPP in the first place; but this "show your face!!!1" shit is old and tired. It's the same shit fucking BakedAlaska of all speds would pull on Jim. Just because PPP makes fun of other online fools like Fuentes and JF doesn't make him special or any better than someone like BakedAlaska.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Null should gain more weight to spite 3P and those of us who want him to post belly or weight updates. Fuck the haters. Go big or go home!

 

[Local Fed]

he burnt one with Warski (he talked about meeting Andy IRL at one point)

For the record Warski stayed at PPP and Surfer's house for about a week and filmed a bunch of content. This was just a few weeks ago. I wouldn't say that bridge is burnt.

 

[MySonDavid]

This is incredibly gay and I'm disappointed in all of you falling for a fat Canadian huckster because "he's loud and he talks shit about the same people I dislike so that means he's BASED!!!"

PPP is a fat faggot. If I wanted to listen to a man womanly talk shit about other e-celebs I'd listen to Redbar (rip) because Mike David is actually entertaining. I listened to a good chunk of PPP's stream the other day going over Ralph putting puppies in the oven and I think I can say that this is not "friendly bantz" for him like Ashton purports. PPP wants to resurrect internet bloodsports and become the king of it even though it's not 2018 anymore and one cares; and Null sticking to his guns on the weight loss contest I think has indeed upset him.
PPP is Canadian. That fact alone means you should not trust him. But you also shouldn't put your eggs in his basket because he has burnt every bridge in his online career in his quest for e-celebdom. He burnt the one with Godwinson, he burnt one with Warski (he talked about meeting Andy IRL at one point) and he seems to have burnt the one with Josh because if you remember the Corn Harvest stream PPP had no problem fellating Josh back then.

This isn't me simping for Null either, he shouldn't have invited PPP in the first place; but this "show your face!!!1" shit is old and tired. It's the same shit fucking BakedAlaska of all speds would pull on Jim. Just because PPP makes fun of other online fools like Fuentes and JF doesn't make him special or any better than someone like BakedAlaska.

You're missing the point, which is as follows:

Josh has a gunt and is selfishly refusing to share it with us.

 

[Meth Until Death]

This is incredibly gay and I'm disappointed in all of you falling for a fat Canadian huckster because "he's loud and he talks shit about the same people I dislike so that means he's BASED!!!"

PPP is a fat faggot. If I wanted to listen to a man womanly talk shit about other e-celebs I'd listen to Redbar (rip) because Mike David is actually entertaining. I listened to a good chunk of PPP's stream the other day going over Ralph putting puppies in the oven and I think I can say that this is not "friendly bantz" for him like Ashton purports. PPP wants to resurrect internet bloodsports and become the king of it even though it's not 2018 anymore and one cares; and Null sticking to his guns on the weight loss contest I think has indeed upset him.
PPP is Canadian. That fact alone means you should not trust him. But you also shouldn't put your eggs in his basket because he has burnt every bridge in his online career in his quest for e-celebdom. He burnt the one with Godwinson, he burnt one with Warski (he talked about meeting Andy IRL at one point) and he seems to have burnt the one with Josh because if you remember the Corn Harvest stream PPP had no problem fellating Josh back then.

This isn't me simping for Null either, he shouldn't have invited PPP in the first place; but this "show your face!!!1" shit is old and tired. It's the same shit fucking BakedAlaska of all speds would pull on Jim. Just because PPP makes fun of other online fools like Fuentes and JF doesn't make him special or any better than someone like BakedAlaska.

Lighten the fuck up you miserable cunt. Christ alive get the chip off your shoulder and have a chuckle

@Crystal Golem face me you fuckin faggot coward

 

[Guntburglar]

This is incredibly gay and I'm disappointed in all of you falling for a fat Canadian huckster because "he's loud and he talks shit about the same people I dislike so that means he's BASED!!!"

PPP is a fat faggot. If I wanted to listen to a man womanly talk shit about other e-celebs I'd listen to Redbar (rip) because Mike David is actually entertaining. I listened to a good chunk of PPP's stream the other day going over Ralph putting puppies in the oven and I think I can say that this is not "friendly bantz" for him like Ashton purports. PPP wants to resurrect internet bloodsports and become the king of it even though it's not 2018 anymore and one cares; and Null sticking to his guns on the weight loss contest I think has indeed upset him.
PPP is Canadian. That fact alone means you should not trust him. But you also shouldn't put your eggs in his basket because he has burnt every bridge in his online career in his quest for e-celebdom. He burnt the one with Godwinson, he burnt one with Warski (he talked about meeting Andy IRL at one point) and he seems to have burnt the one with Josh because if you remember the Corn Harvest stream PPP had no problem fellating Josh back then.

This isn't me simping for Null either, he shouldn't have invited PPP in the first place; but this "show your face!!!1" shit is old and tired. It's the same shit fucking BakedAlaska of all speds would pull on Jim. Just because PPP makes fun of other online fools like Fuentes and JF doesn't make him special or any better than someone like BakedAlaska.

Not reading that wall of text.

1.) We're here to see the competition that Null laid out.

2.) Nulls picture and doctor notes isn't definitive proof of any progress so he's autistically dodging the most reasonable middle ground offers based on muh privacy, just like DSP and WWE CHAMPIONS app. The solution is simple, a video of of him on the scale with his voice is perfectly reasonable to ask for. He can be bitchmade and hide his gunt and face as PPP suggested.

3.) Holding Null accountable to the challenge he laid out to make sure it is accurate on all parties account is somehow guarding ppp how exactly?


Wanting an entertaining six month competition ≠ nut riding ppp.
Fact is PPP's compromises are reasonably sound and just.