🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph allegedly killed a dog in 1993 - 🦮🪑

[MeltyTW]

He did deny killing the dog retard.

If you watched the video you'd know he explained it like 12 times. The dude's dog died from being leashed on a table or kitchen chair and go tangled up and choked to death, while they were at school, and the kid got a call about it and came into the class crying, and Ethan Ralph being the mean little shit that he was and already not liking the kid, made fun of him for it ruthlessly. The guy apparently never got over this, and then one day, presumably while reminiscing on how hard he got his feelings hurt in school, looked up Ethan Ralph and found the Kiwifarms and then told Josh an exaggerated version where Ralph not only made fun of him for his dog's death, but he actually MURDERED HIS DOG.

His only proof was to lie and pretend like little kids can't just ask to come into a friend's house and a story about a dog somehow ending hung over the back of a chair itself and pretending adults would know to press an eight year old about dog murder when they wouldn't even if an adult ralph would be immediately suspect

Edit also I Hate to do this but you joined yesterday and immediately started guntguarding and saying null was just an alog lol so which twitter sperg are you?

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

Shit, you're right. Now if he can find a gypsy to hit with his car, he might actually end up winning that weight loss competition.

"fawk that jewish gypsy asshole. Now jersh, eat this pie!"

 

[The Megalodon]

His only proof was to lie and pretend like little kids can't just ask to come into a friend's house and a story about a dog somehow ending hung over the back of a chair itself and pretending adults would know to press an eight year old about dog murder when they wouldn't even if an adult ralph would be immediately suspect

Edit also I Hate to do this but you joined yesterday and immediately started guntguarding and saying null was just an alog lol so which twitter sperg are you?

When the a-log dopamine hits so good you get them hallucinogenic visuals

 

[Popper Whiting]

When the a-log dopamine hits so good you get them hallucinogenic visuals

A-log dopamine is a superior high to suckling gunt grease.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Edit: Nevermind, you guys are just disingenuous retards. he explains it in the very first clip. He got the call while they were both at school. There's no feasible way he could've killed that dog. You guys are just believing a kid who was weak enough for Ethan Ralph to bully. You wouldn't believe someone who had a thread on here at face value. Why believe this guy?

It's almost like he has an extensive history of felonious actions, treating people like shit and acting like he's bigger than Jesus that might lend credence to this? If you watched the whole thing, then you know he changed his story multiple times to it being him assassinating the dog, sneaking in and getting out. He kept giving details that nobody else knew, and then contradicted them like the dog was suicidal, but then the dog actually hung himself but then the dog actually just was really dumb and he was trying to help but he couldn't the collar off.

You're the one saying it's not true when there is ample evidence of his past actions and behaviors that make it seem likely. Since you don't seem to understand cause and effect and all. Fun fact: Ralph would throw you under the bus for half a burger from the trash. Remember when he thought Rand slighted him and threw his miscarriage his face flippantly like he was supposed to be ashamed? At least Rand's on the birth certificate.

 

[The Megalodon]

It's almost like he has an extensive history of felonious actions, treating people like shit and acting like he's bigger than Jesus that might lend credence to this? If you watched the whole thing, then you know he changed his story multiple times to it being him assassinating the dog, sneaking in and getting out. He kept giving details that nobody else knew, and then contradicted them like the dog was suicidal, but then the dog actually hung himself but then the dog actually just was really dumb and he was trying to help but he couldn't the collar off.

You're the one saying it's not true when there is ample evidence of his past actions and behaviors that make it seem likely. Since you don't seem to understand cause and effect and all.

" If you watched the whole thing, then you know he changed his story multiple times to it being him assassinating the dog, sneaking in and getting out."

He only said that in the context of "This is the only way it could possibly work. Look how ridiculous this claim is". He was at school when the News came. Your claim is a 3rd grader managed to plan out breaking into a house, when no one was there, before school, manage to kill the dog, get out with no one knowing, still get to school on time, and be there when he got the call to laugh at him.

Ethan Ralph obviously just upsets you so much you are unable to use your ears to listen and eyes to see. You are just so desperate to cling on to anything that is bad for Ralph that you double down on embarrassing claims like this.

"You're the one saying it's not true when there is ample evidence of his past actions and behaviors that make it seem likely. Since you don't seem to understand cause and effect and all."
Does this mean you are backing off the lie that he admitted it?

I have no problem believing that Ralph was fat piece of shit who made fun of kids for their dogs dying. Isn't that enough to shit on him for? Why are you making shit up?

 

[Popper Whiting]

We should get a Guntguard bingo card going for when a Killstream gold caller makes a new account to argue with people on here. I know we should include "IT'S NAWT TRUE!", "A-LOG" and "YOU'RE A JEW". It is honestly like they're reading off a script.

 

[The Megalodon]

We should get a Guntguard bingo card going for when a Killstream gold caller makes a new account to argue with people on here. I know we should include "IT'S NAWT TRUE!", "A-LOG" and "YOU'RE A JEW". It is honestly like they're reading off a script.

That's fine. But where's your proof that Ralph kills dogs?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Sick fuck.

Does he also piss the bed in his sleep or enjoy starting fires?

I don't understand the whole "pissing the bed" thing as being somehow part of the Dark Triad, maybe the part about starting fires, but that one escapes me too. Somebody please explain it to me.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

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Ralph's classmates contacted me out of the blue and told me:

1. He killed a fellow classmate's dogs by hanging him over a kitchen chair and then proceeded to torment the child over the death of the animal. Ralph confirmed this on stream, but said the dog died on accident.

The classmates clarify "he wasn't *wrapped* around anything, he was hung off the *BACK* of the chair. There's no way, physically, for a miniature dachshund to have climbed up the kitchen chair and over the back of it." The classmates claim that Ralph made hanging gestures that indicated he knew this had happened before anyone could have.

Ralph started openly talking about this after I asked him what happened with a Kitchen Chair . He immediately knew what I was referencing. "He changed his verbiage from "hung" to "choked" to get away from the fact that Riki was hung. There's a reason for that. There's a reason "kitchen chair" sent him down this perfect recall of exactly who had this happen, and when, and all these details. Unprompted, he went right into this 30 year old story, which he just happens to have perfect recall on."

2. He put Sadie's puppies, his old dog, in the oven (while off) to keep them warm and they asphyxiated. Ralph mentioned a shoebox, so that might be what they were thinking of. He clarified the shoebox went into the oven, but claims it was cracked open.

P.S. Ralph keeps saying that the kid he tormented over the dead animal is Jewish and cannot be trusted. The classmates say that this is not true: it was a Catholic school.

I don't want to believe Ralph would do something so evil so young, but if this story is true that fat fucking pig needs to be curb-stomped or elbowed in the orbital bone at least

 

[Popper Whiting]

That's fine. But where's your proof that Ralph kills dogs?

Where in this thread have I said anything other than "If this is true.."? Seriously dude, lurk before you throw out weak derails to someone making fun of you for gunt guarding.

 

[AltisticRight]

So I dont post alot, but I do enjoy lurking the farms and even the killstream from time to time. I just like retards going off at each other, both KS and this forum are full off however, this one is such a fucking reach, it kinda makes everyone on this forum seem like even more retards because it comes from the site creator. For all the moral fagging null does kinda seems weird acussing someone of killing a dog, with such obviously stupid evidence.

Accounts from classmates is stupid evidence? It's not like they accused him of rape or grooming, it was something so bizarre and specific, it's hard to believe it was faked.

And who finds some pig they've known to be a little shit back in primary school online and think "would be fun if I made up stories about him hanging a dog on a kitchen chair".

Keep carrying the gunt.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

I don't understand the whole "pissing the bed" thing as being somehow part of the Dark Triad, maybe the part about starting fires, but that one escapes me too. Somebody please explain it to me.

It's not the Dark Triad, it's the Macdonald Triad. Some psychiatrist-type dude theorized it decades ago and it seemed to fit serial killers or something, now they say it doesn't. I don't know, read the wiki.

 

[The Megalodon]

Accounts from classmates is stupid evidence? It's not like they accused him of rape or grooming, it was something so bizarre and specific, it's hard to believe it was faked.

And who finds some pig they've known to be a little shit back in primary school online and think "would be fun if I made up stories about him hanging a dog on a kitchen chair".

Keep carrying the gunt.

Maybe he looked at the forums or five second and realized how easily it was to propagate bullshit on. Imagine believing IRL Lolcows.

Keep stroking the knot.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Maybe he looked at the forums or five second and realized how easily it was to propagate bullshit on. Imagine believing IRL Lolcows.

Keep stroking the knot.

In the whole time that Null's be running the site, you actually believe he would just take something like this at face value without trying to confirm it? You're as dumb as you're claiming we are, jesus christ.

It's cute that you're trying to explain FOR Ralph.

 

[TherapyMan]

I didn't watch the clips posted on that page. I watched the whole Tequila Sunrise episode. But he definitely went into more detail on it, numerous times. He was very fucking clear that he did not kill the dog.

Inane babbling. But I guess I can at least get the timestamps since everyone on this thread seems to have watched clips where ralph doesn't actually tell the story, so at least I see where the confusion is coming from.

Edit: Nevermind, you guys are just disingenuous retards. he explains it in the very first clip. He got the call while they were both at school. There's no feasible way he could've killed that dog. You guys are just believing a kid who was weak enough for Ethan Ralph to bully. You wouldn't believe someone who had a thread on here at face value. Why believe this guy?

You're going to get a lot of shit for being a newfag and a guntguarding Ralph, but I get what you're saying. I've seen the clips with Ralph talking about the dog, and the most you could say is that Ralph acts suspicious or strange about how he responds. I don't think that is sufficient evidence to infer that he did in fact hang a dog under circumstances that have yet to be really explained, especially when the only person so far to say that is the guy that Ralph fully admits to taunting about his dead dog and shamelessly takes pride in bullying. We're not in a place to CSI the crime scene of the dead fucking dog from thirty years ago, regardless, any description given to the events are from biased parties.

Ralph is a complete sack of shit, especially when he so freely admits to taunting a kid about his dog that died in accident. Nonetheless, I really find it hard to believe that he hanged a dog in third grade, at his school, somehow without anybody else knowing, and the owner of the dog serendipitously brought this information to Null thirty years later. Frankly, the whole story sounds like bullshit concocted by a guy who has hated Ralph for years and finally has an opportunity to get back at him. Or maybe he just believes Ralph did it because Ralph was such a fucking prick to him about the death of the dog that he started to view at as something Ralph actually did, as opposed to an accident.

Either way, the level of "proof" here is extremely underwhelming, and I think you're right that everyone's going along with it without seriously questioning it because Null, someone they trust and speaks with authority on KF, brought forth the claim. Or they just didn't watch the clips and are taking the captions supplied by @Perspicacity at face value. Or they just want to believe that about Ralph because he's already a fucking prick who has the characteristics of a person that would murder a dog.

But I won't ruin anyone else's fun.

 

[The Megalodon]

Just this tbh

In the whole time that Null's be running the site, you actually believe he would just take something like this at face value without trying to confirm it? You're as dumb as you're claiming we are, jesus christ.

It's cute that you're trying to explain FOR Ralph.

Yes, I do. His Ralph hateboner is strong enough I don't think he cares if its true, because he knows he can make people believe, or at least repeat enough to put it into the zeitgeist

 

[Gangster Talk]

Edit: Nevermind, you guys are just disingenuous retards. he explains it in the very first clip. He got the call while they were both at school. There's no feasible way he could've killed that dog. You guys are just believing a kid who was weak enough for Ethan Ralph to bully. You wouldn't believe someone who had a thread on here at face value. Why believe this guy?

The bit about it being at school is what's confusing to me, the kid brought his dog to school or something? I don't get it and I'm genuinely curious about more details, but it doesn't "disprove" anything, it's just what he claimed in response to another vague claim. Literally just a kitchen chair was mentioned and Ethan just immediately got visibly flustered and started providing details that proved some consistency to the story and that he immediately knew what was being talked about. There weren't even details to contradict yet.
This is he said she said shit, but you're taking his word at face value too.

 

[The Megalodon]

The bit about it being at school is what's confusing to me, the kid brought his dog to school or something? I don't get it and I'm genuinely curious about more details, but it doesn't "disprove" anything, it's just what he claimed in response to another vague claim. Literally just a kitchen chair was mentioned and Ethan just immediately got visibly flustered and started providing details that proved some consistency to the story and that he immediately knew what was being talked about. There weren't even details to contradict yet.
This is he said she said shit, but you're taking his word at face value too.

The dog wasn't at school. He left the dog tied up to the kitchen chair and got tangled up and choked to death while he was at school. He got the call about the dog dying at school. He was super upset and crying and Ralph made fun of and said that the dog killed itself to get away from him.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I can't wrap my head around Ethan Dombrowski being a sociopath because he's just so dumb. I was under the impression that sociopaths were supposed to be sharp & witty chameleons who blend in with regular society despite their cutthroat tendencies. Sociopathy would explain his alcoholism & shallow showboating though.

I have met people who I am 99% sure were sociopaths who were dumb as fuck.

Constant obvious lying, lack of any social or moral responsibility, intentionally sought vulnerable women as partners. Fuck this dude had a kid by someone not all there in the head, lived in her government housing that allowed her to support the child but in doing so put her eligibility for that housing at risk - he also pretended to have a job and never provided anything. Risking the roof over your child's head because you're too lazy to get your own place.

They're out there, just the ones who are as stupid as Ralph or even dumber only have an impact on those immediately around them.