🐮 Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

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Gensdupays dijo:
The reasons for that hateboner are faulty and tied into mental illness. As we've seen in this thread, he was once a fan of MLP but stopped being that when he thought the world was mocking him by putting it on the same channel as The Great Satan Dinosaur.
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So by that logic, he must despise all of PBS (or whatever its Canadian equivalent is).
 
Gensdupays dijo:
The reasons for that hateboner are faulty and tied into mental illness. As we've seen in this thread, he was once a fan of MLP but stopped being that when he thought the world was mocking him by putting it on the same channel as The Great Satan Dinosaur.
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That's true, but try telling that to him. I'm sure he'll deny it left and right.
 
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So by that logic, he must despise all of PBS (or whatever its Canadian equivalent is).
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Actually, not really. I actually grew up with a lot of PBS as a kid. Arthur, Reading Rainbow, Cyberchase, Bill Nye, a lot of that good stuff, and I was avoiding Barney as much as possible, so having to see it in an area where I shouldn't have to see it is what probably triggered me the most, because you have all these entertaining PBS shows that hold up well and offer real education value, and they play the worst one of all of them. My high school science classes would occasionally play an episode of Bill Nye to support the topic at hand, and I liked those, but special ed, it was just Barney for 2 hours straight, pretty much every day during my senior year.

I think what made me so averse towards Barney and MLP on the Canadian network it aired on was because the network it aired on ended up having a more limited demographic appeal, since it's made for the toddler/preschooler demographic, unlike PBS, and having already seen these autistic wastes of life known as Barneyfags in real life only made me not want to associate with their existence.

Of course, a part of this hate also came from the fact that Reading Rainbow ended up stopping production in 2006 due to budget cuts, because apparently keeping Barney on PBS for 3 more years was more important.
 
x86x2 dijo:
Actually, not really. I actually grew up with a lot of PBS as a kid. Arthur, Reading Rainbow, Cyberchase, Bill Nye, a lot of that good stuff, and I was avoiding Barney as much as possible, so having to see it in an area where I shouldn't have to see it is what probably triggered me the most, because you have all these entertaining PBS shows that hold up well and offer real education value, and they play the worst one of all of them. My high school science classes would occasionally play an episode of Bill Nye to support the topic at hand, and I liked those, but special ed, it was just Barney for 2 hours straight, pretty much every day during my senior year.

I think what made me so averse towards Barney and MLP on the Canadian network it aired on was because the network it aired on ended up having a more limited demographic appeal, since it's made for the toddler/preschooler demographic, unlike PBS, and having already seen these autistic wastes of life known as Barneyfags in real life only made me not want to associate with their existence.
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How do you feel about the fact that some people who watched Barney as children grew up to be doctors and lawyers while you are an unemployed, uneducated, virgin and laughingstock? How does that mesh with your claims of superior intellect?
 
x86x2 dijo:
Actually, not really. I actually grew up with a lot of PBS as a kid. Arthur, Reading Rainbow, Cyberchase, Bill Nye, a lot of that good stuff, and I was avoiding Barney as much as possible, so having to see it in an area where I shouldn't have to see it is what probably triggered me the most, because you have all these entertaining PBS shows that hold up well and offer real education value, and they play the worst one of all of them. My high school science classes would occasionally play an episode of Bill Nye to support the topic at hand, and I liked those, but special ed, it was just Barney for 2 hours straight, pretty much every day during my senior year.

I think what made me so averse towards Barney and MLP on the Canadian network it aired on was because the network it aired on ended up having a more limited demographic appeal, since it's made for the toddler/preschooler demographic, unlike PBS, and having already seen these autistic wastes of life known as Barneyfags in real life only made me not want to associate with their existence.

Of course, a part of this hate also came from the fact that Reading Rainbow ended up stopping production in 2006 due to budget cuts, because apparently keeping Barney on PBS for 3 more years was more important.
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You know what? They have your number. They are living rent free in that miniscule dome of bone and goop that's standing on your shoulders, man. You don't like the show? Fine. But they are literally not doing anything to you but existing. You're the living embodiment of every fucking w-een. Put your energy into something more worthwhile.
 
Ruin dijo:
How do you feel about the fact that some people who watched Barney as children grew up to be doctors and lawyers while you are an unemployed, uneducated, virgin and laughingstock? How does that mesh with your claims of superior intellect?
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I'm sure it's something about how he's triggered and that the world won't let him be, but he has rock concerts to go to so everything is better for him somehow. And yet he's complaining about Reading Rainbow for some reason.

trombonista dijo:
Dude, it's just a crappy kids show that hasn't had any new episodes in six years. Let it go.
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You know he's just going to pull out his copypasta about how a Barney episode has 70 million views. All he does in response to people being reasonable to him is post forum posts of random people talking about Barney as if it's some sort of proof he's not insane and calls people degenerates when they say he's being stupid. He's too stupid to realize that he's a hypocrite too, for example you'd think people telling him that the video game Splatoon having ads during "Barneyshit" would drive him off of it, but nope.

He has been going in circles, not advancing even a single bit with his phobia/obsession for over three years I believe.
 
Ruin dijo:
How do you feel about the fact that some people who watched Barney as children grew up to be doctors and lawyers while you are an unemployed, uneducated, virgin and laughingstock? How does that mesh with your claims of superior intellect?
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Like I said, I don't have a problem with kids who watched Barney when they were 5 or younger, I can accept that. I do have a problem with those that still watch it all the way into high school, surpassing the ages of the kids on the show, and become bait for others to pick on. Those that decide to themselves "I'm gonna make the world aware that I'm a fan of a shoddily-made show for toddlers!". THOSE are the kind of Barney fans I hate.
 
Hey @x86x2 guess what?
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
He's what we call a dinosaur sensation
Barney's friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to play
And sing with happy faces
Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend
Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!
 
x86x2 dijo:
Like I said, I don't have a problem with kids who watched Barney when they were 5 or younger, I can accept that. I do have a problem with those that still watch it all the way into high school, surpassing the ages of the kids on the show, and become bait for others to pick on. Those that decide to themselves "I'm gonna make the world aware that I'm a fan of a shoddily-made show for toddlers!". THOSE are the kind of Barney fans I hate.
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Dude, weren't they showing it to severely mentally disabled people who were entertained by it because they had the minds of those in its target audience? And they enjoyed it, because they weren't forced to watch it anymore than you were? Just let them enjoy a TV show, life is hard enough for them.

trombonista dijo:
I bet he never even watched Reading Rainbow.
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You'd think for someone who apparently is so enraged by it being cancelled would know that it was revived last year but I guess a 24/7 shitposting schedule keeps you out of the loop on news.
 
Gensdupays dijo:
And yet he's complaining about Reading Rainbow for some reason.
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Where did I say I was complaining about it? I was more or less complaining about the fact that PBS preferred to order more episodes of Barney over Reading Rainbow.

trombonista dijo:
I bet he never even watched Reading Rainbow.
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I learned a lot from that watching that show as a kid. It got me briefly interested in watch Star Trek The Next Generation for a brief period after seeing the episode which had LeVar go behind the scenes on the show and play his role as Geordi Laforge. It's definitely not a show I'd watch regularly now, but after rewatching some episodes from the show a couple of years ago, it holds up pretty well.
 
Nobody likes Barney normally, maybe some weird fringe group or something that likes to fap to Barney. I'm pretty sure all the adults who legit like Barney are very mentally disabled people who have the minds of children, why are you concerning yourself with what they watch?
Also where is this fringe group of Barneyfags?
 
Gensdupays dijo:
Dude, weren't they showing it to severely mentally disabled people who were entertained by it because they had the minds of those in its target audience? And they enjoyed it, because they weren't forced to watch it anymore than you were? Just let them enjoy a TV show, life is hard enough for them.

You'd think for someone who apparently is so enraged by it being cancelled would know that it was revived last year.
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Oh, I didn't forget about that, in fact I'm particularly glad that the show ended up getting revived as an internet series. That and seeing LeVar doing a guest role in Adventure Time made me feel a particular warmness inside.

And no, fuck them. If you remember my "manifesto", you'd have read that I'm not even sure whether the ones playing were sure whether they liked it or not, having actually talked to the parents of one of these supposed "Barneyfags" and actually being unaware that this was happening there despite the staff telling me otherwise. They're clearly trying to do something, and I just plain don't like it. You could say this is part of what fuels my "conspiracy theories".

Bugaboo dijo:
Nobody likes Barney normally, maybe some weird fringe group or something that likes to fap to Barney. I'm pretty sure all the adults who legit like Barney are very mentally disabled people who have the minds of children, why are you concerning yourself with what they watch?
Also where is this fringe group of Barneyfags?
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They tend to be on YouTube and DeviantArt, mainly. They may not be visible to you immediately, but you'll see a lot of them also hanging out on the Barney Wiki as well. Trust me, seeing these retards actually try to claim the show is "severely underrated" or "quality entertainment" is just pathetic. I'm probably the only here who thinks this, but anyone who actually thinks Barney is good when they're in their 20s, they are OBJECTIVELY WRONG. There, I said it.
 
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x86x2 dijo:
They tend to be on YouTube and DeviantArt, mainly. They may not be visible to you immediately, but you'll see a lot of them also hanging out on the Barney Wiki as well. Trust me, seeing these retards actually try to claim the show is "severely underrated" or "quality entertainment" is just pathetic. I'm probably the only here who thinks this, but anyone who actually thinks Barney is good when they're in their 20s, they are OBJECTIVELY WRONG. There, I said it.
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Why do you care? What are these people doing to you?
 
x86x2 dijo:
Oh, I didn't forget about that, in fact I'm particularly glad that the show ended up getting revived as an internet series. That and seeing LeVar doing a guest role in Adventure Time made me feel a particular warmness inside.

And no, fuck them. If you remember my "manifesto", you'd have read that I'm not even sure whether the ones playing were sure whether they liked it or not, having actually talked to the parents of one of these supposed "Barneyfags" and actually being unaware that this was happening there despite the staff telling me otherwise. They're clearly trying to do something, and I just plain don't like it. You could say this is part of what fuels my "conspiracy theories".
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"Fuck them"- @x86x2 on the extremely mentally disabled

Just let them enjoy it.

x86x2 dijo:
They tend to be on YouTube and DeviantArt, mainly. They may not be visible to you immediately, but you'll see a lot of them also hanging out on the Barney Wiki as well. Trust me, seeing these retards actually try to claim the show is "severely underrated" or "quality entertainment" is just pathetic. I'm probably the only here who thinks this, but anyone who actually thinks Barney is good when they're in their 20s, they are OBJECTIVELY WRONG. There, I said it.
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You're worse than them by a mile. The fact that you keep replying here in an obvious attempt to get people to agree with you proves that.
 
Um, Closet-Furs went on hate-boners about characters they claim they 'vigilantly hate/are triggered by', in reality they were exposed as frauds who fap to porn of said characters.

You seem particularly obsessed with Barney. For someone who hates it.

Just saying. You sure you haven't had "Transactions" before?
 
Seriously man. Get the fuck off the internet go to a bar and get blackout drunk. Talk to every women and man there about anything but fucking Barney and if anyone offers you any kind of drug take it. Then once you've slept if off go to https://fafsa.ed.gov/ and look into getting some student loans. Apply to a tech college and start taking a few classes.

I just gave you a step by step guide on fixing your unbelievably sad life. The rest is up to you.
 
Ruin dijo:
Seriously man. Get the fuck off the internet go to a bar and get blackout drunk. Talk to every women and man there about anything but fucking Barney and if anyone offers you any kind of drug take it. Then once you've slept if off go to https://fafsa.ed.gov/ and look into getting some student loans. Apply to a tech college and start taking a few classes.

I just gave you a step by step guide on fixing your unbelievably sad life. The rest is up to you.
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Doesn't he claim to go to university already? How can he keep up his lifelong schedule and take classes?
 
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