DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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oh wow, he quit online play after about 30 mins (just like Mario Tennis Aces) and switched to another game, who could have seen that coming?
 
He thinks there's infinite clubs so he can never catch up unless you started playing online day 1? I don't understand. Phil it's like Blackout, some people have better guns they earned but you should still be able to hang until you level up. What an ultimo faggot
I don't know much about golf clubs for this game but I hear it's not that big of a deal. If it is maybe he shouldn't have taken TWO fuckin' weeks to finally start playing it, yeah?
 
What's wrong with him? Why is he sitting like that? lmao
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He's sat like that for decades. He hunches as far down and cranes his head as far forward of his body as he can to try to artificially hide that the back of his skull is completely flat and flush with his neck. He has probably been doing this all the way back to the other children mocking his oddly shaped head in high school. Here you can see him doing it in 2006 as he tells a story he is inventing.
 
And COD doesn't do what you're saying Mario Ghalf does?

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Another hot new release tossed on the midden heap. This one for literal children btw. Paypigs better step up for a serving of menuball later tonight, piggy needs a chill (drunk) stream to decompress from this harrowing ordeal!
I expect some good gin tweets as I wait for my copy of Disgaea 6 to arrive.
 
He's sat like that for decades. He hunches as far down and cranes his head as far forward of his body as he can to try to artificially hide that the back of his skull is completely flat and flush with his neck. He has probably been doing this all the way back to the other children mocking his oddly shaped head in high school. Here you can see him doing it in 2006 as he tells a story he is inventing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qAd6qPjE5lc:24
This is probably my favorite video in the DSPverse. Phil with the oddly shaped head and chronic acne turned into a major chad when he got some fighting game friends.

"So needless to say I moved off campus next semester!" ... you moved back in with your mom and dad and lived with them during college, you mean.
 
Well, 60 bucks and we got half a stream of online play. May I suggest just stepping onto Fightcade, getting clowned on by the way-too-good crowd for half an hour then rage deleting it? I understand that those games have no overly long campaign to stall on, but believe me, this little session of literal kids dunking on your ass was the only part of the GHALF streams that anyone was actually waiting for. We're at a point where you might as well just do it without paying up front. Just saying.

He doesn't like videogames to begin with. Why the fuck pay for something that nobody asked for like Mario Golf when he could get the same amount of money without any investment, AND provide better entertainment? I'd take losing at a game for free and flushing it over paying 60 bucks every time just to save face inefficiently. Everyone knew Phil was gonna get wrecked when he went online, it was just him putting it off for two weeks. Hiding in the campaign, "learning the game", terrified and shaking, thinking of how all those kids are gonna get birdies while he gets bogeys...

Dude, you beg every day. You paid 60 dahllers for a game nobody asked for, and you played it for HALF a stream online before sending it to the shadow realm. No trying to git gud, no trying to just go with the flow of a game that's arguably grind to unlock your full potential. Even though there's LESS shame in losing to guys with full unlocks in this type of game than normal. That's wasteful as fuck.
 
Sounds like the YouTube detractors have been given some gold-tier material to work with. Can't wait for Phil to buy the next Mario Party game so he can ragequit the online in that too.

But remember, he LOVES Nintendo.
 
we live in an era where you can get fired from your job for internet posts you made years ago but this man has no one in his life who cares enough to see his behavior online and get him some help.

oh well divinity 2 has fresh company in the pile of terribly made stupid fucking games for idiots with no taste and you honestly have brain damage and may be retarded if you like such a shitty brainless game that sucks so fucking bad- but if you do like it theres nothing wrong with that guys.
 
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