💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[PacSol]

...why is his avatard upside down?

 

[Positron]

That and the shirt makes me think that he's trying to pass his fursona off as an impressionable youth, which is HILARIOUS given how the bear looks like he's goddamn 30.

The shirt is probably inspired by Steven Universe.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Poor thing. It's only just been born and already it's having an existential crisis.

That's what happens when Dobson creates you. I think this is some pretty good insight into what Dobson's (unlikely) child would turn out like.

 

[Cucky]

That's because your bot is more funny and doesn't block.

I'll give this a week and i think that's generous.

 

[Ido]

The bot is more amusing than Dobby has ever been, how pathetic.

 

[Count groudon]

I cant wait to see how he reacts when the bot tells him to "calm thine tits".

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The bot has an actual sense of humor. It's already surpassed Dobbles.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Can anyone give tldr on what this bot nonsense is all about? I'm a bit out of the loop here

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Can anyone give tldr on what this bot nonsense is all about? I'm a bit out of the loop here

Dobson made a bot that makes automatic Tweets that combine two of Dobson's old Tweets and retweets them.

Needless to say, Dobson has a lot of spiteful and condescending Tweets that become hilariously ironic when coupled with his asspatting.

 

[ZepFloyd94]

It's not that she spergs over vidya instead of building nuclear power plants, it's that she sees sperging over it as MORE IMPORTANT than building nuclear power plants that makes her a real laughingstock. Though she probably would argue she'd never be able to get into nuclear engineering, what with it being a dirty cis-male dominated STEM field and all.....

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

>implying anything you've ever said are "words of wisdom"

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Anyone who's impressed by seeing his own words rearranged beyond comprehension and Tweeted back to him is someone with an astoundingly uneventful life.

 

[PacSol]

(rolls eyes) That's nice, Dobson. Now, about that wallpaper that's due in a week and that you've spent the past three not doing any work on at all...

 

[Adamska]

Acknowledgement?
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Wait... who's the dumb fuck who did a SYAC comic bitching about this more than once? I seem to remember it was some bald egg-headed guy, sobs about stuff for no reason, eats mcDoubles everyday.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I'm sure the lesbians are very impressed and will give you the sex now, Dobson.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I'm sure the lesbians are very impressed and will give you the sex now, Dobson.

[MEDIA=twitter]635699913477586944[/MEDIA]

That is so goddamn pathetic I want to hit him so hard.

 

[Adamska]

I'm sure the lesbians are very impressed and will give you the sex now, Dobson.

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I don't know why, but this is the first time I think I've genuinely wanted to punch out the subject of a thread. Like legit cold cock to his fat Humpty Dumpty face.

Just... who gives a fucking shit. Superheroines had pretty good billing for fucking decades by this point and you could fight as bad ass women inf fighting games for literally about as long as you have lived Dobson. Throw in how you could have played a tabletop game where you play a viking as fuck woman in the seventies and I can immediately deem your autistic and childish crusade a sham and excuse to NOT FUCKING GIVE YOUR FANS ART YOU LAZY FUCK.

And the biggest middle finger is this is coming from a dude who is a creepy, degenerate, pervert who only gives a fuck when women could be kissing. When faced with his job, he shrinks away and bitches while wasting his whole time twittering, but then is willing to drop everything for lesbians. And this self-righteous feminist shit coming from a guy who made all of his own characters zero-dimensional with the big running gag being that lesbian wants to fuck.

 

[HU 096]

I'm sure the lesbians are very impressed and will give you the sex now, Dobson.

[MEDIA=twitter]635699913477586944[/MEDIA]

Goddamn that second sentence sounds so much like Chris-Chan it's scary. WANT WOMEN.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Keep lying to yourself there, buddy.


Uuuuuuuugh.....

 

[Accel_Rider]

I want to say shut up Dobson no one likes you, but I might as well say birds fly and fish swim.
Also, just go ahead and dress up like a woman and call yourself a wild and exotic lipstick lesbian. You know you want to.