Becky is asked about her fave anime. Don't give a fuck. Someone asks about making Becky a mod. Sure, why not? Block the trolls and haters and give us a glimpse of life when you two in the brain trust have to make the stream interesting. I'd like to see that! haha. They don't want to do that because then people will complain about people getting blocked. Like, as a nice segue into our next thing: Karina Kaboom. People are requesting that she be unblocked.
Apparently, Big Al used to like Karina, but now doesn't because she nitpicks things and she's mean to Our Lady of the Church of Perpetual Victimhood. I went and watched some Karina's videos, and I don't get that at all. he isn't rude, she doesn't make fun of Big Al's weight, and she's just telling people what she's seeing in Big Al's videos. There's no controversy here except one of Big Al's making. Big Al says nope, no unblockee.
Deanna: Yesterday you said you were going to do vlogs today. What happened to that?
Big Al says, "Yeah, I said I was going to film some." Then Becky pipes up with her stupid brain and says "that was just yesterday." Yes, brain surgeon, that's what Deanna said. FFS. No wonder these two can't get to a million bucks on Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader.
I went back to the video, and Big Al says "I may film two tomorrow." We know how that works out when she "may" do something, and of course she did not. She claims to have filmed a couple of clips that may go into vlogs. Yeah, we know. Too much work! Big Al practically begging Becky to call an end to the live. Becky, ever with the conspiracy theories suggesting the haters must have conspired to be there. Neither of these idiots is capable of just going back to the video to listen to Big Al say what she said. So, stupidity as usual on Big Al's channel!
Becky's channel going up at the end of June. OK, sure. People can still send her a ghost story. I cannot even begin to imagine listening to her mumble through that crap.
Superchat: You two have no chemistry. Becky says, "we're literally holding hands!" So fucking what. I can hold hands with a perfect stranger, but that doesn't mean we have chemistry. I will say that intellectually-wise, the two of you are like peas and carrots.
Big Al whines about how eveyone is a hater and calls the chat full of Karens. You can't even use Karen properly.
Chat: these two wouldn't be together all the time if they didn't love each other. Big Al claims to have "left an abusive relationship". You do NOT want to go there.
Here's Becky to torpedo Big Al's good person argument, by telling the story about how she stopped in the rain to offer her umbrella to someone walking in the rain (Big Al chimes in: it was a pride umbrella! - of course it was, because we can't go to anything about Becky without reiterating that she's a lesbian). So, not a good person, because you're talking about it. Nice talk.
Chat: they just are mean because they want content. None of them have content. They're not reaction channels, idiot.
Big Al back to claiming she let Kasey (let's face it, that's the abusive thing she's referring to). Drop it, lardass.
Big Al and Becky talking about movies. Pass.
Someone asking Becky about woodburning. I care about as much as Big Al does: not at all.
Long silence. Loooong silence.
Big Al drinking water out of plastic bottles. Someone says Big Al doesn't like the environment. She cites something call Seaspiracy(?) that says plastic bottles are not what's ending up in the ocean. The title of that, with the spiracy part? Says there's an agenda at work. How about you give us some citations for your bullshit?
Chat: I want to go to the drive-in this summer
Big Al: I've never been. No kidding. The woman who can't sit in the car for more than 30 minutes if it doesn't involve orange chicken on the other end has never been to a drive-in, where you have to sit for two hours? Shocker! Both Deanna and LoneliestBoy point out that this failure of a brain trust dioesn't know shit about recycling and the environment. Checking on Nuke, they are dealing with an enabler named Natalia, giving an example of how stupid "fatphobia" is.
Loooong silence.
Becky poked her snoot into that latter argument, tells Nuke they shouldn't be judging anyone on their weight and that they're just "shallow". That'd be your brainpan, Necky. I looked through the chat, and Nuke isn't judging anyone on their weight, so what the fuck are you mumbling about?
Looong silence.
Chat: what's for dinner? Becky says she already ate, she had Mexican. Let me guess: Casa Grande.
Big Al showing once again she has no idea how her channel works.
Loooong silence.
Chat: reaction channels are filled with hypocrisy. Sure, unlike Big Al, who has NEVER been a hypocrite. Ever.
Chat: eat something.
Big Al: not hungry, already ate. yeah, we know: Casa Grande.
Silence.
Some dumbass in the chat says the haters just hide behind their keyboards. No. They type from keyboards.
Another dumbass says don't deny something exists just because you haven't experienced it.
Big Al: bingo was his name-o
That's just stupid as fuck, and a child's argument.
Big Al, who reads a million books a month, cannot pronounce "sovereign". Seems that Big Al doesn't want reaction channels to talk about her, but she's all on board with them reacting to anything else.
Deanna: How do you read so much but suck at English
Big Al: reading in my head is a lot different than reading out loud, and that's very common.
WTF? You're not reading out loud, you idiot, someone's asking you why you cannot pronounce simple fucking words. Gotta love the "other people" thing in there, too. Far be it for Big Al to admit that she's a fucking tard.
And now, despite her saying she wasn't going to read anything from Deanna, speaks directly to Deanna, asking her why she nitpicks. Gem: "are you one of them ones". LOL. Way to prove her point for her, GrammarLynn.
Extra long silence.
Chat: strawman syndrome. Big Al doesn't even know what the fuck that means, and the chatter is wrong anyway. Asking why someone cannot use their native tongue coherently is not a strawman. It's a valid question.
Loong silence, followed by someone explaining what strawman is, and she does that stupid oh yeayeayea thing.
Silence. Becky starts talking and Big Al checks out. Now the two of them are both giving a bunch of attention to the haters and trolls - specifically Deanna. I guess if you don't have a cogent argument, you can just resort to the grade school shit, calling people names.
Becky talking about something I didn't listen to.
Looong silence.
Blah blah blah.
Chat: can you show us how you wipe. Big Al demonstrates. How fucking stupid are you?
Chat: are you still going to pursue having your own business?
Big Al: Absolutely not.
Of course not. It's far too much work.
Big Al pronounces Xavier as Javier. Good job proving Deanna's point AGAIN, loser.
Silence.
Becky starts telling some stupid story and Big Al interrupts her oh yeayeayea! Just like when I do xyz!
LOL, Nuke: you have so much dead air because you're waiting for the haters to suggest something.
Big Al: But when I want to talk about something, I get hate for not letting the chat choose, and when I let the chat shoose, I get hate for not having a topic and there's dead air.
No, you do not, ProfessionalVictimLynn.
Becky: these haters just need validation
Oh, look at Becky pretending to know jack shit about psychology. I can assure you that there isn't a single "hater" in this chat that needs validation from two fat fucking dykes who have no chemistry, no brains, and nothing interesting in their lives. Every one of them is smarter than the two of you put together (granted, that is not hard) and they have far more interesting things to say. They don't need anything from you. If you were smarter and more secure in yourselves, you'd recognize that you don't need anything from them, either. You COULD just ignore them. But because you are both really fucking stupid, you do not.
45 minutes into a one hour and 41 minute stream. Fortunately, there's a bunch of bullshit coming up where they just show how brainless and empty their lives are, and I will be able to skip past that.
Right now, though, we're back to the old "we don't need the haters to survive" theme. To which I say: bullshit. You absolutely need the haters to survive. The ratio is nw 408 up, 1.7 down, and only 42K views. If you were smarter you could cultivate the trolls in your garden, but you are not. But you do need them. A lot. Big Al claims she could still make a living without the haters. No, you could not. Claims she wanted to set up segments in the stream, but people get mad at her for not readinm=g ecvery comment. No, I don't beliece you wanted segments at all. You're lazy. We know this.
Deanna says something about their shirts, and Big Al says "Mine says 'Blah blah blah' because I knew you wre gonna be here, Deanna ya dumb beyotch."
That's how you tamp down on haters, all right: call them names in the stream. Also how you attract people to your channel, with the possibility of you calling them names. JFC, what a fucking idiot.
Chat: Do you watch Cheyenne Jasmine, she does parodies that are spot on, right down to the voices. And Becky's lisp.
Big Al: No, Bye. Yes, let's make fun of Becky's lisp.
That would be a yes, then. You're a malignant narcissist. We know you watch anything about yourself you can, and you read the Farms.
Long silence
Becky starts rambling about something, Big Al checks out.
Deanna: you two are delusional. If the "haydurs" leave, you're back to mukbangs every vid.
That's a fair assessment.
Big Al yapping about Becky making merch, and she claims she's never said "gorl" and isn't part of that. What the fuck are you talking about? You've called ERIC "gorl". Goddamn, the stupidity.
Skipping through this asinine crap about sticker, whatever. Do the merch or don't. Nobody cares.
Long silence.
Chat: what's a hootenberry
Big Al: I think I just made it up, I've never neard anyone say it.
That's right. Other people don't say it because they know the actual word that you've bastardized: hootenanny.
In talking about "hootenberry", claims that the viewers don't know her because they don't know she makes up words all the time. Ordamint, dispeckful, suckalint, dishardened, understandment, drinken, et al, beg to differ.
LoneliestBoy: Big Al looks like a corpse that was just gished out of a lake
Looooong silence
Discussion about art. Big Al now has a permafrown in her fat.
Chat: what's one thing you'd pursue if you lost weight?
Big Al: probably travel
Big Al asks about rocking, claims she doesn't know she's doing it until she sees herself in the camera - of course it would be something you saw in the camera while you were checking yourself out. Claims she has no idea what it's all about. Bullshit, LiarLynn. You're just trying to get your enablers in the chat to talk to you amd acknowledge the eighteen diferent "muh mentals" that the strip center shrink "diagnosed" you with in a single initial 50 minute session. Then, when you want to quit lives, you'll use that as the crutch. Do it or don't, bitch. For once, take the responsibility.
Big Al's laughs are getting increasingly shrill and more fake the deeper this stream goes.
Claims to "read so fast". Well, one would have to in order to read 185 books a month. Also weirdly claims that clenching her teeth makes her read faster. Whatever. You're a LAH.
Loong silence. These two bitches are useless and boring af.
Big Al once again pretending she's a sassy black woman. You fail at it, Big Al. You just sound like the fucking idiot you are. HeadphoneS has an S at the end. You should pronounce things properly, even when you're throwing a tantrum like a fucking toddler.
Boolies Becky into getting up and getting headphones from the bedroom to play the whisper game because she "literally can't get up" - yeah, we know, except it is not for the reasons she gave (table, boxes, etc), it's because she's 600 pounds, parked on a couch.
While waiting for Becky to get the thing Big Al's too lazy to go get.
Big Al claims to "know stuff". She is playing the whisper challenge with D&D. And this is how she knew Density was cheating or had her eyes on Dana. Something something hair smells like strawberries. You're ALL a bunch of grade school children. Then Dana said "I can't wait to wear your skin." That's fucking creepy.
Big Al whines at Becky about the headphones, trying to play this stupid fucking game.
Deanna asks what happened to the D&D wedding.
Big Al: do you think I'm going to tell you? You're a troll.
Huh. A regular, nonoffensive question, and you reply like a bitch. It isn't like I expect anything else, though.
Nuke: must you screech like this
Big Al: No, don't like it, leave. Byeeee.
Immature as usual.
Stupid filler shit about pillows and how Becky is the best. No, she really, really isn't. She's just as rude and nasty as Big Al.
Chat: Can you do a full body reveal?
Big Al: Can you? Would you ask a skinny person that? Absolutely fucking not. Fatphobia!
JFC, you're just so amazingly and mind-boggingly stupid. And this just goes to show it isn't everyone else who has the issue or you being fat. It is YOU.
Becky: No, that is a fat fetish.
More dead air.
Big Al tells the chat to give her a sentence. And whose sentence does she pick? Deanna's. See? You can't live without the haters.
Big Al doing more braying like a fucking donkey.
Skipping across this shit.
Chat: Big Al, I dropped my membership because you are not consistent in your times for the streams. Preach it, sister.
Chat: being just under 600 pounds is not a flex, luv
LOL
More stupid games. Skipping ahead to trivia.
Skipping most of this. These two brainiacs cannot name: the states here in the US that make up the Northeast, the two Senators from KY, the only country that is also a continent (hilariously, Becky says it wouldn't be Australia), or any one country that borders Germany.
Big Al has a blanket covering the lower half of her body. I guess that's another reason she couldn't heave herself off the couch to go get the headphones: not wearing pants.
Skipping through dead air.
LOTS of dead air, goddamn
Someone asks if there was a pill that could make her get to the right weight but her internet following would be gone, would she take it?
Yes! I would be able to start over, and I would be thin, so I would be pretty.
No. No, you would not be pretty. You would still be the same old shitty you. Being thin does not always equate to being pretty. That just shows how shallow your lip service to losing weight is. You want instant gratification because you're too lazy to work at it, and guess what: that trait wouln't change just because you were thin, either.
Becky finds one of her earrings in the wall like a thumbtack and we get this stupid fucking look from Big Al, trying to comprehend what happened. Know why there's always so much drama on your channel? Because you create it. This is ap prime example. Your reaction makes it seem like a really big deal. It is not. It's found, move on. Not everything is earthshattering.
Big Al, scrolling through Becky's phone. Again.
Superchat: 249 MX.
One of her idiotic enablers loses their fucking mind over that superchat, repeatedly trying to get Big Al to look at it. Dude, calm your tits. It's about 12.50 US. You are the perfect viewer for her, that's certain.
Once again, not letting Karina Kaboom back in. Karina brings too much negaive stuff into Big Al's life. Really? You have trolls and haters in the chat RIGHT NOW not being in line with your asspatters, and you're not doing anything about them.
Wants to end the chat, but can't do it by just saying that. Nope, gotta blame it on Becky's "depleted energy level."
Chat: Amber if you were at a healthy weight how would u be different from any other female youtubers - she did not answer this, although it was asked several times. Not atahed to a superchat, that's the likely issue.
Deanna: By the way, Karina agreed with me (and others) that you should thank your trolls and haters because they've made you wealthy
Some stupid back and forth about backwash.
Big Al repeating "Becky" over and over like a goddamned toddler.
OK, it's down to just plain old stupid now, Becky's yammering about backwash, and Big Al is accusing Becky of farting or something. I'm out.