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Kosher Dill dijo:
He might literally stop being blind before ever seeing the truth about Dave.
www.nytimes.com

Scientists Partially Restored a Blind Man’s Sight With New Gene Therapy

Using a technique called optogenetics, researchers added light-sensitive proteins to the man’s retina, giving him a blurry view of objects.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I believe SBM literally doesn't have eyes anymore, so this procedure wouldn't work since he also doesn't have retinas.

Nvm. I remembered wrong

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Fill Bern El dijo:
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DSP is so fucking wishy washy. He hates the idea of early reviews and people who get to play shit early, but as soon as those reviews are in his favor to not play a game that may be slightly difficult he will take it to heart. Either way, I have no idea what the fuck biomutant is but dear god it CANNOT be as boring as watching Phil play pokemon snap....Like it CANNOT man, that shit is BORING AS FUCK. 2 hours of watching a grown man suck at taking pictures of fictional animals, fucking christ.
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Pokemon is boring, but from what I've read it's the only game he genuinely likes BECAUSE it's boring and he can turn his brain off.
 
PhilsCamelToe dijo:
Phil should be praying SBM does not get big. More eyes on the blind jester means the possibility that others catch wind of the begging pig SBM supports.
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Phil hates when people level up on him. And I mean HATES it. Look at PewDiePie that confirmed he use to watch Phil and became the biggest Youtuber ever. You or I would be grateful that someone took our blueprint in commentary style gaming videos and made it bigger. Phil... shits on the guy as if he should be on the top.

Guaranteed sooner or later there is going to be a stream and someone is going to bait him into talking about SuperBlindMan getting noticed and the jealousy will flow out.
 
SBM is a circus freak. People will tune in to see how well he does as a blind man playing a game on incredibly Easy Mode since it's interesting. After that no one wants to watch him shoot at the ground for hours at a time.

His little blindness quirk is the only interesting thing about him. Take that away and he's just another internet weirdo who is a fan of DSP.
 
SBM is a bigger corporate shill than DSP. This dude whores out his retardation to corporations for pitybux, then gets upset when he doesn’t get the recognition he believes he deserves based off one charity stream that Twitch literally dumped on him. You know he submitted for Partnership instantly after that stream in which he averaged over 20k viewers since it skewed his numbers away from the 15 viewers he gets on average.

You ever tried watching a SBM stream? Between the backdrop of a TTS machine reading at super high speed and SBM speaking over the TTS machine, you’re just watching a blind dude bump into walls and objects until he bumbles his way around the next level. We’re talking DSP-level of awful fucking gameplay. Absolutely unwatchable and I have no idea why the fuck you’d ever try and put yourself through such torture watching a blind bat attempt to complete a level in a video game.

Look, disabilities suck and being blind is probably not the most fun physical defect someone would have to deal with. But what turns me off from
SBM is that he is used as a corporate mascot for accessibility in games, only useful to the tiny segment of gamers who may require such tools and this shit has gotten to this guy’s head. He’s gotten limited media exposure (primarily due to TLOU2) and he believes he’s some “cause celèbre” for plugging retard tools. He’s gotten an attitude about it and it has become his entire identity, as witnessed by his sperg out about not getting partnership (which he undoubtedly will since Twitch is so keen at recognizing marginalized groups for whatever fucking reason).

Even moreso than his misguided and overinflated ego about himself, the fact that he’s a diehard fan of DSP indicates that he genuinely buys into Phil’s “us vs. them” cult narrative. And if you’re one of DSP’s most diehard fans, then you’re a complete piece of shit undeserving of the recognition you believe you deserve.

Not only is this dude physically blind, he’s also blind in his morals and values. Just because you’re disabled doesn’t mean you’re a good person and SBM is wholly indicative of this sentiment.
 
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i dont care if hes blind,i dont like SBM. hes annoying as fuck and has a big ass ego

pretty sure theres more important issues in the world than allowing blind people to play fucking games. i rather focus on giving them sight instead
 
MoonRocker dijo:
SBM is a bigger corporate shill than DSP. This dude whores out his retardation to corporations for pitybux, then gets upset when he doesn’t get the recognition he believes he deserves based off one charity stream that Twitch literally dumped on him. You know he submitted for Partnership instantly after that the stream in which he averaged over 20k viewers since it skewed his numbers away from the 15 viewers he gets on average.

You ever tried watching a SBM stream? Between the backdrop of a TTS machine reading at super high speed and SBM speaking over the TTS machine, you’re just watching a blind dude bump into walls and objects until he bumbles his way around the next level. We’re talking DSP-level of awful fucking gameplay. Absolutely unwatchable and I have no idea why the fuck you’d ever try and put yourself through such torture watching a blind bat attempt to complete a level in a video game.

Look, disabilities suck and being blind is probably not the most fun physical defect someone would have to deal with. But what turns me off from
SBM is that he is used as a corporate mascot for accessibility in games, only useful to the tiny segment of gamers who may require such tools and this shit has gotten to this guy’s head. He’s gotten limited media exposure (primarily due to TLOU2) and he believes he’s some “cause celèbre” for plugging retard tools. He’s gotten an attitude about it and it has become his entire identity, as witnessed by his sperg out about not getting partnership (which he undoubtedly will since Twitch is so keen at recognizing marginalized groups for whatever fucking reason).

Even moreso than his misguided and overinflated ego about himself, the fact that he’s a diehard fan of DSP indicates that he genuinely buys into Phil’s “us vs. them” cult narrative. And if you’re one of DSP’s most diehard fans, then you’re a complete piece of shit undeserving of the recognition you believe you deserve.

Not only is this dude physically blind, he’s also blind in his morals and values. Just because you’re disabled doesn’t mean you’re a good person and SBM is wholly indicative of this sentiment.
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Being disabled isn't and shouldn't be a free pass (at least in terms of bring a decent person). Your value as a person doesn't drastically increase the fewer working body parts you have (despite what they are constantly told by their caregivers and hand-wringers), and nor should your sense of entitlement based on aforementioned broken parts.
 
PhailsidePhil dijo:
Similar things have happend on Twitch before.
There was a guy from a good few years back called ZilianOP who for the longest time had viewers believing he was wheelchair bound until he forgot to turn off stream when he suddenly got up and walked out of room. Good times.
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I think of Zilian frequently when I hear any sob stories from streamers. We don't know shit about any of these online personalities, and streaming is seen as a quick buck avenue for most. Many on here will do desperate things for that buck.
 
The only good thing SBM's done is make DSP piss his pants over not getting a PS5 early, despite having no reason for deserving it, and passive-aggressively post about it on Twitter.

I also find it funny that SBM's fast-ass TTS is even present in his streams and yet DSP still posts his dumb slow personalized audio schedule.
 
On Twitter he and his ogre wife were whining about how the amount of streaming to meet the partnership requirements is too much, but he doesn't even have a job. If he wants to be a big time streamer you'd think he would be trying as hard as he could, but since he's a Phil devotee he wants it as easy as possible.
 
KKKrèmebrûlée dijo:
On Twitter he and his ogre wife were whining about how the amount of streaming to meet the partnership requirements is too much, but he doesn't even have a job. If he wants to be a big time streamer you'd think he would be trying as hard as he could, but since he's a Phil devotee he wants it as easy as possible.
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He doesn't have a job? Really? And he couldn't meet the requirements?

Like let's say you treat Twitch like a somewhat real job and you stream 9-5 mon-friday. That's about 20 days with 192 hours of mfking streaming (give or take like 20 hours if you want a 1 hour break). Once again, blown out the fuckin park assuming you had at least 1 stream with 20,000 people in it and the rest with like 20.
 
MoonRocker dijo:
You know he submitted for Partnership instantly after that stream in which he averaged over 20k viewers since it skewed his numbers away from the 15 viewers he gets on average.
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KKKrèmebrûlée dijo:
On Twitter he and his ogre wife were whining about how the amount of streaming to meet the partnership requirements is too much, but he doesn't even have a job. If he wants to be a big time streamer you'd think he would be trying as hard as he could, but since he's a Phil devotee he wants it as easy as possible.
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Exactly, he had the golden opportunity to get a partnership off of that, from @Fill Bern El's research he already had enough average viewers from that 20k+ viewer stream, he already had enough hours total streamed in the past 30 days, all he needed to do is literally just stream 5 times on separate days, even if it's just for one hour. It's the easiest of the 3 requirements to become a Twitch partner to fulfil. But no, rather than just seizing this opportunity he'd send out Phil and his wife to call people on Twitter idiots, nudniks and morons just because Twitch sucked him off but didn't deepthroat him so he feels like he got shafted. If I were to use a football (or soccer as my fat friends call it) analogy, it's like being a meter away from the empty goal, while having the ball right in front of you, all he needs to do is push it right into the goal, but I guess he's too blind to even do that.

But who knows, maybe he's too busy "paying bills" all day just like Phil and we're all just dumbfuck kids who don't know how the real world works.

Alxmir23 dijo:
i dont care if hes blind,i dont like SBM. hes annoying as fuck and has a big ass ego

pretty sure theres more important issues in the world than allowing blind people to play fucking games. i rather focus on giving them sight instead
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I'll admit, I gave him a bit of a pass despite him being one of the most pignotized members of the Pigroach Cult just for being blind, a bit of a bleeding heart thing to do I know, but I instantly went full 180 in my opinion of him when he threw another blind accessibility advocate under the bus because he talked shit about that sheboon grifter who copped a free PS5 because she kept calling Sony racist because she didn't get a free PS5 yet. From then on it was clear to me that all he wants is that clout just like his gouty master.
 
Maybe im an asshole for not undertanding but do blind people really want to play video games? The market for that must be insanely small. Part of me thinks its just ok for devs to say video games aren't for everyone and not even worry about it. I tried to watch a SBM playthroughs and its like, almost undignified? He doesn't know whats going on and is totally dependent on people watching him and telling him what to do, he doesn't even know if he succeeded unless they say he did.
 
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