I hate this fucking opening almost as much as the try-I-I-I crap.
OMG she had to VERIFY on PAYPAL! Nobody else in the history of the internet has had to do THAT!
"I did orders, you guise!" Said with her shit-eating smile, as if it wasn't Becky doing the work on them. Special moment, blah blah. Your "small bizness" is reselling your terrible earrings to a population that has an upper limit. When all the ambabies stop buying earrings, what will you do then? You can't have a business without a plan, unless you're insanely lucky or willing to work your ass off. I'm not holding my breath for EntrepreneurLymn's success.
"Buy my awful earrings and used scrunchies on depop!"
Took pictures and put the earrings on depop. Shipped 14 orders. No, bitch, Becky did. I'm still going to say that she loses money on the whole venture. It's SO HARD you guise to take pictures of her shitty earrings, upload them, wait for someone to buy them, then pack and ship them - and LOL we can hear Becky in the background working on Big Al's "business".
Weighed herself, hasn't lost anything, official weigh in tomorrow (Thursday). It's now the next day: has done another 13 orders and is so proud that she has Becky working on the packing and shipping.
Whining that WW isn't making her lose a bunch of weight. She "knows her body", complains about losing weight slowly. That's what WW is designed for, you imbecile! Whine whine whine, not dropping weight fast enough. Claims to have been on track, but only lost three pounds, claims to have been saying no to overeating, etc. Bitch, you ate KFC on day two!
Gained two pounds by day seven, even though she was "on track". Liar. If you were on track, you wouldn't have gained weight. Gosh, weight gain for no reason at all! Was so bummed about the weight gain, did what she normally does and ate whatever she wanted. 543.2 on the scale. She shoulda coulda wishes she woulda kept going. Says she's .6 down, which is nothing at all.
Claims she wants to lose weight SO BAD, but can't be assed to stay on a diet if the weight isn't coming off. Then you don't want it badly enough, as we all know, because your job is wrapped up in your fatness.
Says she knows people expect her to give up, But she's not going to give up, y'all!
Says some reaction channel - probably Pulpy Syntax - said they don't believe in her any more, and she haz a sad, because EVERYONE fails "thousands and thousand of times - realistically hundreds of times - before they succeed."
NO THEY DO NOT. People who want to lose weight do not spend nine years gaining 300 pounds while failing every single diet they could use to lose weight but do not. Stop projecting your bullshit fails onto other people.
Whines about being down and how someone saying they no longer believe in her after her monumental failure to lose weight in nine years is like "kicking someone while they're on the floor screaming for help. That's just rude" No, it isn't. Your toddler like behavior is not someone else's obligation. You are an adult. Maybe you ought to start acting like one, for a change.
She's wearing a see-through shirt an her bra, like a "rebel". The only reason she's wearing it like that is because she can't fit into the undershirt that goes with it.
Stupid sound effect to say that she's going to stay on WW because she "inspired them to start WW". How the hell that's possible is a total fucking mystery, but it's probably the same people buying her shitty earrings.