DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Hot Dog]

Stress and alcohol can dramatically shorten someone's life span. Lack of exercise and shit diet make things even worse. Dude looks horrible. I would feel bad if it was out of his control to some extent, but this is all self inflicted, nothing he could do dood. Can't wait for the wet brain and dying alone saga.

 

[Poo Twister]

He's a sperg. I generally dislike people that make fun of everyone, yet can't take a joke. There are other things about Mighty D that I dislike or find exceptional. Like claiming he's "retired" from detracting, which is just Phil levels of cringe.
Mighty D's very frail character and insecurity is the main thing that is off putting, however.

I can't actually believe how salty he got over a like on a social media site primarily used by idiots.

 

[Piece of Peace]

He's a sperg. I generally dislike people that make fun of everyone, yet can't take a joke. There are other things about Mighty D that I dislike or find exceptional. Like claiming he's "retired" from detracting, which is just Phil levels of cringe.
Mighty D's very frail character and insecurity is the main thing that is off putting, however.

Yeah that was the thing that made me realize that his shit wasn't worth watching anymore.

If you make some gay ass video saying that you're done, then you better be fucking done. If he really had to come back after that he should have just started at square one with a brand new account instead of coming off as a clout-chasing attention whore.

 

[Pargon]

He's a sperg. I generally dislike people that make fun of everyone, yet can't take a joke. There are other things about Mighty D that I dislike or find exceptional. Like claiming he's "retired" from detracting, which is just Phil levels of cringe.
Mighty D's very frail character and insecurity is the main thing that is off putting, however.

His video intros have always sucked ass, too. I never watched one of his vids past a minute or two in because the sound balancing and shit was always way off.

If you're going to take your subject seriously at least show some pride in your craft, Christ.

 

[ShitheadKiwifarter]

You're enabling an already-bankrupt gambling addict.

Enable him to his demise. Let all of his whales and 'supporters' dump as much money as they can into him unto they milk themselves dry. Give Dave more money so he can spend more money and then beg for more. The more money he is given, the more he spends, the more he begs, and the more entertainment we get. Why would you want to help Dave get better? Let him fall to the bottom and maybe, he will learn something, which is highly unlikely.

 

[DentSidePhil]

Any other autist notice that he's really starting to have less and less actual gameplay ?
Like I caught the DDM last night of Pokemon and every time I glanced at the screen he sitting there just slouched looking at chat/tips. It's so fucking apparent he hates games and juts sits there stalling biting his hooves nervously with his stupid fucking nervous double laugh he now does after every sentence.
He legitimately seems to be transitioning to just a fucking rant podcast while give him money.
Makes sense just don't think about it you fucking mentally challenged reeeetar

 

[HonestObserver]

i agree on mighty D's shit. was also never keen on that James the lesser express lane guy, doesn't seem like he has the talent for observational commentary and humour. he always stutters and never speaks clearly.

every1 else is funny as fuck tho

 

[TheGoutburglar]

This is a great post but one small thing I disagree with: DSP didn't care about Leanna. She, just like Khet, was more of a flex than anything, a sign that, yes, DSP is not only a mature adult but he's also straight which in his mind has a lot of value. Wouldn't want to be called a fag! That's why he let her go so easy the second she realized who he was. It wasn't about her, it was about him. The only person DSP loves is DSP, and boy is there a LOT of love there.

Find someone who looks at you the way DSP looks at himself.

He liked HAVING Leanna, this is true, but there was definitely a difference in how happy having her made him versus having Khet. That was what I was getting at.

And I'm pretty sure it's why he drinks.

I generally dislike people that make fun of everyone, yet can't take a joke.

Sounds like someone we all know and loathe...

Like I caught the DDM last night of Pokemon and every time I glanced at the screen he sitting there just slouched looking at chat/tips. It's so fucking apparent he hates games and juts sits there stalling biting his hooves nervously with his stupid fucking nervous double laugh he now does after every sentence.

It's the lack of those two monthly Twitch checks. Phil made money into a central topic as it was, but it was at least more voluntary on his part. Now, to maintain his income he insists on having forever, as well as the not-so-secret hobby of his, Phil really has no choice but to sweat the living fuck out of his financial situation, every god damn day.

Something has to give here, or Phil is going to have a damn heart attack from the stress he's needlessly and stupidly putting himself through.

 

[Poo Twister]

i agree on mighty D's shit. was also never keen on that James the lesser express lane guy, doesn't seem like he has the talent for observational commentary and humour

every1 else is funny as fuck tho

It's usually only a matter of time until detractor channels fall into their own cow category. The only ones that I think have avoided that are 0utsyder, LyteSydeBill and oddly enough, Snort Burnell. The only thing that does let 0utsyder down is the overuse of the same clips, but the amount of suffering he has to endure is enough to let it pass. Snort has the same problem, but the frequency of uploads is probably the reason.

 

[DentSidePhil]

i agree on mighty D's shit. was also never keen on that James the lesser express lane guy, doesn't seem like he has the talent for observational commentary and humour. he always stutters and never speaks clearly.

every1 else is funny as fuck tho

James the Lesser is a fucking lunatic tbh.
btw what happened to GTG ? used to like his shit.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

James the Lesser is a fucking lunatic tbh.
btw what happened to GTG ? used to like his shit.

James the Negative IQ was the creepy faggot who ordered Leanna's soap just to lick it on a video. I wish I was joking about this homo:

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Jeezus, Dave really is following the cult playbook. Though normally sequestering your most loyal flock away from the outside world is usually an endgame strategy for cult leaders. Gotta amass a bigass following beforehand cause it's hard to get more followers after that. Instead Dave is gonna make his digital Jonestown with a handful of whales and then probably proceed to let the normal chat wither on the vine.

Maybe Derich should steal that credit card again hint hint

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Any other autist notice that he's really starting to have less and less actual gameplay ?
Like I caught the DDM last night of Pokemon and every time I glanced at the screen he sitting there just slouched looking at chat/tips. It's so fucking apparent he hates games and juts sits there stalling biting his hooves nervously with his stupid fucking nervous double laugh he now does after every sentence.
He legitimately seems to be transitioning to just a fucking rant podcast while give him money.
Makes sense just don't think about it you fucking mentally challenged reeeetar

I for one am greatly looking forward to DSP becoming a full-on talk show, reviewer, what have you.
If that day ever comes I'll transcribe his every monologue even if it kills me

 

[DentSidePhil]

James the Negative IQ was the creepy faggot who ordered Leanna's soap just to lick it on a video. I wish I was joking about this homo:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vv4MT4TSMU4

This is what happens when you let the vortex get too close.

 

[wahkando]

Imagine caring at all in any way whatsoever about detractor autism and infighting lol

By giving them attention and talking about their stupid shit you're just ensuring it happens again. Just watch the vids if you find them entertaining.

Are you guys surprised people who spend countless hours making DSP montages aren't all well adjusted, normal individuals?

Of course they're fucking autistic.

 

[DentSidePhil]

This is what happens when you let the vortex get too close.

James the lesser Pleeease make your next vid 'Eating Crayons'

 

[HonestObserver]

I still think the SoK, and in particular fred fuchs deserve the number 1 spot for the most exceptional lolcow sperg DSP detractors. I wonder what fred fuchs and other SoK members are up to today.

Fred; if you're reading this; you will always be an exceptional sperg

 

[DentSidePhil]

Imagine caring at all in any way whatsoever about detractor autism and infighting lol

By giving them attention and talking about their stupid shit you're just ensuring it happens again. Just watch the vids if you find them entertaining.

Are you guys surprised people who spend countless hours making DSP montages aren't all well adjusted, normal individuals?

Of course they're fucking autistic.

And yet here we all are

I still think the SoK, and in particular fred fuchs deserve the number 1 spot for the most exceptional lolcow sperg DSP detractors. I wonder what fred fuchs and other SoK members are up to today.

Fred; if you're reading this; you will always be an exceptional sperg

I heard the US Military bought SoK and they are now part of MKUltra

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I still think the SoK, and in particular fred fuchs deserve the number 1 spot for the most exceptional lolcow sperg DSP detractors. I wonder what fred fuchs and other SoK members are up to today.

Fred; if you're reading this; you will always be an exceptional sperg

SoK really have tainted the image of what a "detractor" is. A bit why we are all obsessive, crazy, conspiracy theorist because we got slightly incorrect info on a non-Kat escort. SoK just makes everyone who does content, or discuss Phil in any form, a sperg.

Anyway, Phil is supposed to lower the tips goal back down to $100, right? Oh, he's not going to do that now, is he?

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

SoK really have tainted the image of what a "detractor" is. A bit why we are all obsessive, crazy, conspiracy theorist because we got slightly incorrect info on a non-Kat escort.

Anyway, Phil is supposed to lower the tips goal back down to $100, right? Oh, he's not going to do that now, is he?

I don't think any of us will be truly gone unless we develop an obsession with Tony Montana or have regular 19-hour Skype calls.