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I know you have to retain a certain audience count and stream a certain number of days to get affiliate, but couldn't he just dual-stream it to Twitch? He's really got no reason not- oh wait I forgot who we were talking about here. Any rational thinking goes straight out the window with him.

That is for sure what he should do. I think someone else suggested that at one point and he said something like it would be too hard on his business class Internet. Which doesn’t make much sense to me but he’s a total idiot so I am sure he actually might think that and not try and do it.
 
those are the same issues but at different scales. One is a website, another is an individual, the problem is the same.
If you had read the thread and knew this board you would know this conversation has been moved to the "Designated Whiner Shitting Street", there I, along with several other posters, have further explained why this is different. If you wish to continue this discussion I suggest you go there. Your post will be moved there eventually anyway as likely will this one.

Edit: This isn't anything personal, just how the mods keep the main thread from getting too clogged up with non-DSP related shit.
 
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His concave-head reasoning on why he can't dual stream to Twitch is because it'd be too hard to get mods to police both chats, as if the mods do anything in the YT chat as it is.
And as if he gives a fuck about how over- or under-worked his mods are. He doesn't care. It'd stand to benefit him if he had two sets of mods, one for each service, because it'd mean double the paypigs whaling to become mods.
 
His concave-head reasoning on why he can't dual stream to Twitch is because it'd be too hard to get mods to police both chats, as if the mods do anything in the YT chat as it is.
I checked the chat in the morning stream yesterday because I just had to listen to that insane prestream and Nightbot was basically the only "mod" doing fucking anything in there, and when it did anything it was falsely deleting messages of people posting emojis, so much so that even the fucking wheelchairs complained to Phil about it. There were two people who were spamming the same exact message for 2 hours before getting banned, one was talking about cooking Jasper, the other about RE Village's mold cock conundrum.
 
I've seen people deliberately pick bad thumbnails strictly for the sake of cheap lulz and still manage to look better than Phil does without even trying to be funny.

And, that, just by itself, is a pretty powerful demonstration of how shit Phil's stream is, directly attributable to how shit HE himself is. Sometimes I feel like he is so lazy because he is afraid of finding out what his limit is. We all know there is only so much he can achieve even when he applies himself, because he just doesn't have the brainpower necessary to be above average in the realm of achievement. EVO 2005 was the last time he qualified as good at fighting games, which is very different from when someone is good at them today. It just is, that's a fact, has nothing to do with Phil or my opinion of him. Anyway, I think he deep down he knows that, and doesn't want to go down that road ever again because it's too painful when he actually tries, and finds out that it won't be enough, that he cannot feel glorious.

I would feel sorry for him there, were it not for the fact that he has no sympathy for anybody, and would rather look down his nose at me than see me as any kind of kindred spirit, regardless of circumstances. He doesn't connect with anybody, ESPECIALLY the more they remind him of himself. That's why he hates the retards, Phil wants to feel above them, not among them, even though that's exactly where he belongs.
one was talking about cooking Jasper
That's fucked up. And not in any kind of funny way, like making fun of Phil saying "Jasper Kitty", which is a disturbing habit of his, but not on THAT level. More like the "How old is this dude inside his own head?" level.
 
Dude makes a conscious effort not to show his teeth when he smiles. He's like a muppet.
I don't like to think about how fucked Phil's dental health is. It's easily probably been a decade or more since he's seen a dentist or had a proper cleaning. In fact I'm surprised he hasn't done any moaning and "pity me" parties over a toothe ache or some shit.
 
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The funniest part will be Phil crawling back to Twitch the second he can get partnered again.

Anyways, I know he'll have slightly more 'stable' income what with superchats for awhile.

But I can't imagine it makes up for mass gifted subs long term. It'll be interesting if his whales simply give him money in new ways or if his income continues to rapidly decline.
 
He will be likely get banned before that happens.
That would be the icing on the cake for this whole DSP Karen arc. Imagine after his tirade yesterday that Twitch just calls his bluff about never returning without an apology and perma bans him, making sure he will definitely NEVER return. It would be the ultimate power move and we'd see salt levels never seen from the pig before.
 
DSP got utterly destroyed in the reactions to his sob story tweets:
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I bet he was up all night blawking all da trollz.


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Oh...

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That would be the icing on the cake for this whole DSP Karen arc. Imagine after his tirade yesterday that Twitch just calls his bluff about never returning without an apology and perma bans him, making sure he will definitely NEVER return. It would be the ultimate power move and we'd see salt levels never seen from the pig before.
If he even tells us.
 
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