I'm not sure what you're angry about. I could probably find the same pattern in other countries but don't want to build a scraper to look at them all.
Millions of years ago, when the ponies wandered in eternal night, John Elway traveled back in time and became Dan Reeves, so that he might impregnate the Lady Dash and become Football itself, which would manifest when he didst ejaculate unto her, and burst forth a sonic rainboom of pure Football, which was The Denver Broncos.
And so it was that the Prophet Elway did explode into Football, and didst kick a mighty field goal of Football into the space-time continuum, so that he might travel into the future and from there travel back into the past, so that he could become Dan Reeves and create John Elway.
The center of the earth is filled only with the most heterosexual magma of all, and that magma is The Denver Broncos aka WATER.
The Denver Broncos were once thought to be a legend, but when the earth rent asunder and thousands upon thousands of ponies came pouring out, to feast upon the flesh of the living and convert it into the pure light which was Football, the legend became real.
John Elway is the living prophet of Football, and only He can become Football itself. But, you too can become Football, though you must not exceed levels of 60% Football until you have undergone The Process.
Football itself is that which the ancestors sought, the Alpha and the Omega, the purest Football of all, conceived of the Lady Dash and borne of Dan Reeves. You can seek Football, if know ye first that John Elway is the keeper of all.
If you wish to know why most people are so retarded, you need look no further than The Oakland Raiders. It is they who first wormed their way into the hearts of men, breathing false football most foul, thousands of years ago when the earth was null and void, and John Elway was but a whisper of Football on the cool evening breeze.
When he did erupt forth from the womb of the Lady Dash and explode into pure Football, he seeded the truth of Football for all, but not for some, as their hearts were poisoned with the False Football of the Oakland Raiders.
And so it was that John Elway receded into the mists of Avalon, which was then called Denver, and shall be called Denver again when the skies open and the world is Football once more.