DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Satoi]

Considering how much Twitch absolutely does not give a fuck and has zero protections for people who aren't partnered it's insane that he is willing to say this stuff on stream, if he truly wants to stay on the platform.

Amazing how Twitch has been eternally toxified by DSP now that they've decided to not just pay him in full forever. Before, Twitch was the future, they loved his streams, and he was so glad that he made the decision to become a full-time streamer. They even banned that sick motherfucker Tevin when Youtube as the wild west of the Internet refused to do anything (lmao @ calling Youtube "the wild west" after 2010 btw).
Now though Twitch is just getting in the way of his money, so they've been downgraded to the same level as the detractors. I guess the signs were all there when Twitch decided to unban the African gentleman Tevin.

 

[Iron Hamster]

my god he needs to turn on the light he looks like he's fossilizing before my eyes
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Is he doing it because he's wearing his prescription glasses after bitching about not being about to read subtitles?

 

[Hogan of the South]

Phil just explained that he doesn't know what he needs to raise on Friday yet, that will depend on how much he makes.
One astute chatter asks how Phil doesn't know how much his mortgage is. Phil proceeded to call said chatter stupid no less than 5 times, while saying that of course he knows what his mortgage is, he just doesn't know how much he needs to raise.

Is there a particular reason you can't state how much that mortgage is, Philip? Calling this person stupid repeatedly didn't distract from the fact that you specifically avoided answering their question.

He also again stressed that Twitch is not going to pay him. The legal department apparently 'will not talk' to Phil. Keep in mind, he has no idea if this is true or not, but has gradually started to state it as a fact based on no new information.

He knew he was always getting BTTV. His plan was to stall until he could switch it on for his Friday begging fiesta. He can't give anyone anything for free. It was also crucial to the begging narrative of 'I might go to YT' that he needed for the front end of the month until he could start using his usual 'beg for the 15th' strategy.
He also mentioned this morning that he expects people to 'come back' for the marathon who haven't been around for a while, so he's pulling out all the stops to throw out some whale bait.

EDIT: Phil shitting on people for caring about Elon Musk being on SNL. He guesses that when the richest man in the world dresses like Wario on a comedy show, people care.
But people are supposed to be enthused when a bottom-tier Twitch thot dresses as Yoshi for Halloween? Or throws on a platinum vest?
The pig is jealous that Elon Musk beats him at his own gimmicks.

This muppet is always on point. Everything is strategy with Phil and how to wring the most blood from his rock brained worshippers

 

[gaarashatan]

he bragged about spending an hour or something doing something. going on to say no other content creator wouldve put the effort in that he just did.

you know, the guy thats well known for being extremely fucking lazy

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Also, I'm late but Kate has got a gift. She cried. Maybe, just maybe she felt the first emotion in years.

It's a late period curtesy of Jim.

 

[SPhobos]

Piggy got his money early on so he doesn't want to burn through too much more of the game. Has to save some to keep the RE8 money going.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Dave just compared the architecture in the game to Bloodborne and said that it established "Gothic Europe" settings. So now after claiming that Dark Souls invented Gargoyles, he is saying that Bloodborne invented Gothic architecture and Goths themselves I guess? Was Alaric, king of the Visigoths a Dark Souls NPC? Did Miyazaki kill Emperor Valens in 395 and sack Rome in 410 and create a Dark Souls NPC celebrating his own achievements? Did he singlehandedly create Gothic architecture?

Valedictorian.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

DSP critiquing a piece of art, "you paid for that?!"

-- $40,000++++++ WWE champions superwhale

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

CREEPY AHHHHHHHHHHHH, ITS AFTER MY MONEY

 

[KD6-3.7]

Haven’t watched any of Phil’s RE8 streams. Tune in, and in five minutes I have seen all I need to see.

He’s creeping along very slowly, looking at everything for no reason. He keeps commenting on how boring it is. He just commented on a couch, and wondered if it folded out into a futon. He then looked at the dining table and commented that the dining table shouldn’t be in the living room, but in the dining room. He zoomed in up a dolls nose and said “I just wanna see if something is up there...” More commenting on how the game is boring. A bunch of chatters mention he should move faster, so he deliberately starts walking at a snail’s pace.

And he gets on Twitter and asks why he isn’t further along in the game? This shit is completely unwatchable. FUCK this guy.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil is about to compare the game to PT with this segment

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Was Alaric, king of the Visigoths a Dark Souls NPC?

I don’t know about you but Alaric, King of the Visigoths sounds like a Dark Souls boss to me

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Haven’t watched any of Phil’s RE8 streams. Tune in, and in five minutes I have seen all I need to see.

He’s creeping along very slowly, looking at everything for no reason. He keeps commenting on how boring it is. He just commented on a couch, and wondered if it folded out into a futon. He then looked at the dining table and commented that the dining table shouldn’t be in the living room, but in the dining room. He zoomed in up a dolls nose and said “I just wanna see if something is up there...” More commenting on how the game is boring. A bunch of chatters mention he should move faster, so he deliberately starts walking at a snail’s pace.

And he gets on Twitter and asks why he isn’t further along in the game? This shit is completely unwatchable. FUCK this guy.

I'm not watching them as I'm currently playing through RE8 and don't want this retarr to spoil it for me. But the more streams he can stretch it into, the more money he will get.

 

[gaarashatan]

Phil is about to compare the game to PT with this segment

you mean the pt demo i watched him do just a week or two ago where he had to get his hand held cause he couldnt figure out what to do in a game where its only a fucking hallway?

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

Haven’t watched any of Phil’s RE8 streams. Tune in, and in five minutes I have seen all I need to see.

He’s creeping along very slowly, looking at everything for no reason. He keeps commenting on how boring it is. He just commented on a couch, and wondered if it folded out into a futon. He then looked at the dining table and commented that the dining table shouldn’t be in the living room, but in the dining room. He zoomed in up a dolls nose and said “I just wanna see if something is up there...” More commenting on how the game is boring. A bunch of chatters mention he should move faster, so he deliberately starts walking at a snail’s pace.

And he gets on Twitter and asks why he isn’t further along in the game? This shit is completely unwatchable. FUCK this guy.

15+ minutes of excruciating nothingness... into a break.
Not to mention his clown acting where he pretends to be on the edge of his seat waiting for a jump scare or something at every corner.

 

[Rockerverb]

Does anyone have any unedited, no snort vision, no dancing anime girls clips of Phil claiming Twitch wont pay him? Also clips of Phil saying he needs more money because Twitch is breaking the law and wont pay him.
Even better if the clips are on his YouTube channel.

I'm a good boy and am not doing anything bad.

I don't have the clip, but he says straight up in his Twitter audio schedule for May 7 that Twitch cancelled his payment. Near the end while plugging his begathon.

 

[johnny5150]

my god he needs to turn on the light he looks like he's fossilizing before my eyes
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he looks way worst in the dark.. how is possible?

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Before he went on break, he reached the one point in the game where Phil cant whip out a BFG and completely kill the horror aspect to the game. and to no ones surprise he whinged and moaned "stupid idiot something something"

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Haven’t watched any of Phil’s RE8 streams. Tune in, and in five minutes I have seen all I need to see.

He’s creeping along very slowly, looking at everything for no reason. He keeps commenting on how boring it is. He just commented on a couch, and wondered if it folded out into a futon. He then looked at the dining table and commented that the dining table shouldn’t be in the living room, but in the dining room. He zoomed in up a dolls nose and said “I just wanna see if something is up there...” More commenting on how the game is boring. A bunch of chatters mention he should move faster, so he deliberately starts walking at a snail’s pace.

And he gets on Twitter and asks why he isn’t further along in the game? This shit is completely unwatchable. FUCK this guy.

There's no way he'll finish this before Friday. But I don't even think he wants to. He's likely thinking that it will continue to bring in $200+ each stream (it won't) so wants to keep it going for as long as possible.

He'll still complain about the game being too long though, because reasons.

 

[johnny5150]

is phil playing the re8 demo or the full game?