DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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For those of you following the tips tracking sheet, I've included a fun little column showing the average hourly wage he's earning per streaming day and their equivalent REAL JOBS based on median hourly wage in the state of Washington.

FYI - someone earning a pharmacist's hourly wage could EASILY afford a shitty middle unit condo by themselves, even if they had student loans to pay on top of that. If only his paypigs had any concept of what a real professional who went through years of schooling and training actually earns.

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daily reminder that coastal 'muricans make crazy money, how does a fucking Dietician earn $31 ON AVERAGE?
 
That's because a lot of it went to Scopely, and the rest went to fast food joints.

In thinking more on Phil's angry reaction to the suggestion of Khet helping out financially, I'm beginning to suspect that he's afraid. Of what exactly, I'm not sure, but it doesn't make sense for it to be just straight-up honest anger, because of his grift being what it is. Phil generally acts like he's poor, and so it should be a given that he and his "family" do not rely entirely on him to pay the bills. He also doesn't like to admit that his marriage is of convenience, so it should also be a given that Khet is a partner, not a sugar baby, which is exactly the picture painted by Phil's angry reaction to the idea of her income being used to pay bills to any extent.

Of course, at the end of the day, we don't truly know what Khet knows about their situation. I doubt she's aware of what Phil actually earns, because he's full of shit with everybody, no exceptions, near as I can tell, but what if she is? That would explain his anger, he doesn't want to have a conversation with Khet about why chat keeps talking about including her income, or, even worse, having her work harder to make more money. Regardless of what Khet would actually think, I can easily picture Phil being mortified by such a prospect because he's a pussy.

But like I said, I don't think that's it. All signs point to Phil being utterly dishonest with Khet about damn near everything, so it doesn't make sense to worry about that convo since, like I said, it should be a given that she already helps as much as she can. I suppose it could just be honesty leaking out of him, a knee-jerk response based on the truth of things (that Khet is a sugar baby), and not on his unconvincing bullshit narrative.
if kat knew how much phil makes she might be upset that he makes her work a shitty job when with 140k a year she could stay at home. so i highly doubt she would take it well if he told her to work more,especially if this ugly fat sack of shit sits on his ass all day playing video games
 
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You heard him everyone, if we rally and stand firm we'll all make it through Phil's tough times together! Believe!!
 
Damn, imagine paying money for a sugar baby that looks like Khet... :cryblood:
It would be one thing if Phil simply had low standards, but it's far more likely that his mind is/was entirely focused on other things because he's either gay or too immature to be attracted to anyone in that way.
He just throws money away due to his stupidity so of course he always has money problems.
Which I firmly believe is a product of him not ever enduring legit hard times. He doesn't fret over wasted money the way that actual poor people do, because he has never been poor.

I hope one day he finds out what it's like.
if kat knew how much phil makes she might be upset that he makes her work a shitty job when with 140k a year she could stay at home. so i highly doubt she would take it well if he told her to work more,especially if this ugly fat sack of shit sits on his ass all day playing video games
Does Phil make her do that, though? Didn't he tell Leanna NOT to get a job? Probably tried the same thing with Khet, and why not? He doesn't learn, or change.

I think it's the mask slipping off, unintended acknowledgement of the truth. It's the explanation that makes the most sense.
 
So this Jeremy kid on Twitter admitted the other day he uses his allowance on Phil and even apologized when he couldn't give him it.
Today he said he had fun on his discord.

Its ILLEGAL to use PayPal as a minor from what I saw and Phil knows this is a kid with clear autism illegally funneling money from his parents. He literally begs children for money. Most homeless people wouldn't beg at children, much less than this down syndrome looking kid.
This obese 13 year old kid from Boston has liked nearly every tweet Phil has sent out for over a year. I’ve seen some pretty gross tweets from this troubled child over the last year as he responds to Phil’s begging. Our sad boy Jeremy, told Phil that he is asking his parents for extra allowance and advanced allowance to help Phil.
That is some sad shit right there. Jeremy also has an extreme infatuation with Joe Biden which cannot be healthy for an already troubled obese 13 year old boy. Before Joe Biden got the nomination, Jeremy was advocating Bernie Sanders.
Phil is probably really sympathetic to Jeremy because Jeremy most likely reminds Phil of his 13 year old self. Phil began hating the world because he too was an overweight child in a society that demands perfection. Phil’s judgment of right and wrong, fair and unfair, has been tragically skewed ever since.
Phil also likes Jeremy because he is getting his parent’s money too.
 
daily reminder that coastal 'muricans make crazy money, how does a fucking Dietician earn $31 ON AVERAGE?

I think every hospital has several on staff to tell all the Wings and DSPs that come to lose weight so they can cover their asses. It's a healthcare job so the wage is massively inflated and spread across people with real jobs to cover for worthless minorities and streaming-americans.
 
Phil is just completely detached from reality at this point. This is "tough times" for everyone because he needs their money to maintain his upper-middle class lifestyle?
"upper-middle class lifestyle" aka gambling addiction. Except its not even for real money and just pointless sweaty man jpgs. Why doesnt he just buy full fucking games or literally anything else with that money?
 
He's such a failure he can't even do the dumbest shit correctly.
i wanted to inquire about that. remember the 3000$ dollar lemon computer?
a normal person would buy the parts and assemble it
a lazy person would pick the parts they want on a website, and have it built for them, at a markup.
an idiot would buy an alienware or other type of cumputer for 3 grand. it would be overpriced shit, but it would have been able to do what he needed it to do.
a retard, phil. wen't and bought a 3000 dollar computer, that may not have been purpose built for gaming. a server computer.
what alienware, or predator computer could you buy for 3000 back then, and would it have been better then the lemon pc?

"upper-middle class lifestyle" aka gambling addiction. Except its not even for real money and just pointless sweaty man jpgs. Why doesnt he just buy full fucking games or literally anything else with that money?
at 140k income, as long as you don't live in manhattan or san francisco, that's upper middle class.
 
The $200 per stream tip goal is also not going to work on non-whales because any halfway sane person is going to see Phil sitting at around or just over $100 and feel that that is more than enough for his stream. I have a hard time thinking that one of his viewers is going to see him begging and sitting at over $100 and think “I’m gonna help him get to $200.” He’s already had a handful of streams that stalled at just over a hundred since this shit started, and I’m sure that’s going to be the norm on nights when OIC doesn’t step up.

If you’re reading this, Phil, get real.
 
"upper-middle class lifestyle" aka gambling addiction. Except its not even for real money and just pointless sweaty man jpgs. Why doesnt he just buy full fucking games or literally anything else with that money?
The wwe champions stuff just shows how much money really he has- he's able to spend thousands a month on wwe champions while also paying for a home in a gated communtiy in a seattle suburb, a new car loan, eating out multiple times per week, etc.

The real question is whether wwe champions would really take priority over that other stuff if money really does get tight for him. I dont think he's really dumb enough to spend money he actually needs on mobile games but idk. I think the wwe spending was more likely him having so much extra money he didn't need so he just throws it away on mobile games he can then write off as business expenses so its like that money never really existed.
 
I think Phil could possibly work as a shitty used car salesman. He’s “good” at lying, has no scruples whatsoever, doesn’t actually know anything about cars, but he does know how to play the semantics game with dumber people. Also he loves hassling his customers for every last coin so, I think he’d be set.
 
gambling is a shit addiction no matter the income. its destructive in a way that other addictions can't compare and you cant buy yourself out of.
whether you make 20 grand a year, or 20 million, gambling will fuck you up. if you're making 20 mil a year and snort coke. it won't end you instantly and you'd have a hard time spending enough to go broke.
with gambling, you can piss away all your money in no time.
 
I think Phil could possibly work as a shitty used car salesman. He’s “good” at lying, has no scruples whatsoever, doesn’t actually know anything about cars, but he does know how to play the semantics game with dumber people. Also he loves hassling his customers for every last coin so, I think he’d be set.
That would also involved talking to people and not being able to run away when they ask tough questions or God forbid disagree with him.
 
I think Phil could possibly work as a shitty used car salesman. He’s “good” at lying, has no scruples whatsoever, doesn’t actually know anything about cars, but he does know how to play the semantics game with dumber people. Also he loves hassling his customers for every last coin so, I think he’d be set.
He's absolute shit at face-to-face interactions with people, though. To sell something to someone you need to either know the product (and Phil is retarded) or be charismatic enough to convince them to buy (and Phil is an asshole). The moment a customer challenged him in any way the sale would be over. Phil is not a negotiator.
 
He's absolute shit at face-to-face interactions with people, though. To sell something to someone you need to either know the product (and Phil is retarded) or be charismatic enough to convince them to buy (and Phil is an asshole). The moment a customer challenged him in any way the sale would be over. Phil is not a negotiator.
telemarketer phil it is.
 
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